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Siben

Siben

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I can't believe I even remembered this. Satrina showed this to me friggin' YEARS ago on Cobra Kai's or Blue Gartr's forum or some shit...FF11 Parody of Just Lose It by Eminem..

 

 

 

Lyrics:

 

Hey you guys

hey whats up

HEEEEY

HI!

 

OKAY!

 

Guess whos back

back again

Excims back

Tell someone...please

 

Now all the taru's report to the dance floor

to the dance floor

to the dance floor

 

Now all the taru's report to the dance floor

to the dance floor

to the dance floor

and STOP!

 

Excim time!

 

come here little taru, On my lap!

Guess whos back from taking a nap

And i dont me nap as on a pillow case made from saruta cotton in

 

clothcrafting

(AH EH AH AH OOH)

No worries

excims got a brand new weaponskill

Now where can i go to find something to kill

Ive done killed everything but little noobs

Now thats not a stab at kobon

thats just a metaphor

im just jokin

my sub goes a lil under leveled sometimes,

and i get a little out of control with my spawn times.

 

 

Good god Thief Grab a lil aggro

Go head hit your flee and just go

up to the middle of a party

like TP for my weaponskill,

act like you didnt know

Nobodys gonna know

who'd tell?

give a little CHOO CHOO

its ok!

Whoops somebody called a GM and your off to prison!

 

Now im gonna make you level

go and level

yeah mithra shake that ass

ooops your a guy, guy guy guy

Dude you know thats not right...

Allright now chasym

 

Chasym

 

Chasym

 

Chasym

 

Chasym

 

 

Its Darksday and its my day

just to party all the way to lightsday

maybe till firesday, i dont know what day

Every shop has its holiday

Cruisin through la theine

feelin kinda lazy

Let my hair flow on my chocobo

I dont know where im goin

all i know is when i get there

im gonna use cover on some body

 

 

Excuse me miss, i dont mean to sound like a Noob

But could you loan me a little bit of gil to use

COuld you buy me a new weapon and maybe armor

broadsword, Maybe a haubergeon (no)

Now whats your level noob

Whats your play time?

(Man that info is no business but mine)

KOBON! (HA!)

Noob Goggles, Blind!

Im just trying to pass time

 

Now im gonna make you level

go and level

yeah mithra shake that ass

ooops your a guy, guy guy guy

Dude you know thats not right...

Allright now chasym

(mulianaa)

Chasym

(Mulan!)

Chasym

(Abbobobowa!)

Kobon

(surprise!!! Must be heard in the song to do it justice)

 

(message from excim)

 

Anyways....CHASYM!

 

Now its watersday and im locked up

Im in Gm jail and i dont know what happened

They said i was running butt naked

through valkurm dunes screaming

(LEVEL YOUR SUB)

Well im sorry, i dont remember

All i know is this much

I quit drinking

they said save it excim, we got you on tape

yelling at a little taru to raise somebody

 

Now this is the part where excim falls down

The music kicks in with that gong sound

Everyones lookin for a raise right now

Doesnt matter ill homepoint anyhow

 

 

Snap back to the living,

its the atmaweapons

You signed me up for dynamis?

Im a grown palasin

CHubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie

I dont have anything to go right here so, Atmaweapons

 

Mithras (meow) Mithras (meow)

 

We know your all guys your not foolin us (what?)

 

Black mithras

White humes,

Skinny elvaans

Fat galkas

little tarus

Strange faces

im calling all races!

Everyone report to the dance floor

Its your chance for paladin Covor

Gil squeezin its the reason just go

(ATMA WEAPONS RULE)

at least im not teasin

 

 

Now im gonna make you level

go and level

yeah mithra shake that ass

ooops your a guy, guy guy guy

Dude you know thats not right...

Allright now chasym

 

Chasym

(Bubby law!)

Chasym

(DAli lama!)

Chasym

(Suck my balls)

Chasym

(@#%^ you!)

 

I saw...you...yeah...touch my armor

 

MM yeah touch my armor

Provoke my armor

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Siben

Siben

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Excim is actually in the Noizy Tribe guild you were in Siben, before you quit FFXI. That song was done by an old guild mate in NT making fun of him.

 

Excim is also coming to XIV ;o He's a cool guy, been friends for years.

 

 

GET. OUT.

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Satrina

Satrina

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Excim is actually in the Noizy Tribe guild you were in Siben, before you quit FFXI. That song was done by an old guild mate in NT making fun of him.

 

Excim is also coming to XIV ;o He's a cool guy, been friends for years.

 

 

GET. OUT.

 

 

Awesome, we're recruiting him.

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ArmachiA

ArmachiA

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okay there was once this really finny FFXI that was done all in flash (Before the days of Youtube...) about this elf and this Galka and they're wacky adventures (One they were going to king soopers, another they were baking cookies) does anyone remember this and know where I can find it? It was hilarious.

 

You know what you use to bake?

Lightening Crystals!

No... an oven...

.... Fire Crystals!

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Satrina

Satrina

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okay there was once this really finny FFXI that was done all in flash (Before the days of Youtube...) about this elf and this Galka and they're wacky adventures (One they were going to king soopers, another they were baking cookies) does anyone remember this and know where I can find it? It was hilarious.

 

You know what you use to bake?

Lightening Crystals!

No... an oven...

.... Fire Crystals!

 

 

 

You mean.....*Flash of Light*

 

 

 

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS?

 

 

http://ffxi.swishiee.com/fp1.html

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