Renaise Posted July 20, 2013 Share #1 Posted July 20, 2013 [align=center] Hello everyone! I am Angelique. Welcome aboard! Currently this ship is under extensive maintenance, but we are opening recruitment for new crew mates to join our company, even during this likely lengthy period of repair. Please feel free to turn in an application should you feel that you would be a good fit for us. I thank you for your attention and I will now hand over to your Captain who will fill you in on the rest of the process. I look forward to potentially meeting you in the near future. Renaise: Wow, that was pretty formal. Might 'ave to edit that and make mention of beer, or a bar or something. Angelique: O-Oh... Was it that bad? I thought since we were recruiting we'd have to project an air of professionalism to appeal to a better class of employee. Was that wrong? Renaise: Pfft... who wants a "better class" of person? The last thing we want is a group of people with sticks up their asses who put in a formal complaint every time I walk around the ship with no pants on. Is that the kind of atmosphere you want aboard? Cause it's not the kinda crew I'm going for I'll tell ya that much. Angelique: That must make walking difficult. Renaise: Yeah... wait... what? Angelique: Walking with a stick inserted ana- Renaise:*Interrupts* Eh yeah it's an expression. It means they are uptight and boring. Angelique: O-oh... I... see... Renaise: Do you? Angelique: No not really. Renaise: *sighs* Wait... are we still recording? Angelique: Yes. Renaise: Well stop! I'm not ready to record my bit yet! Hello there you adventurous, awesome, beautiful people you! It's me, your lovable Captain Renaise here to fill you in on our little recruitment drive. Now if you are listening to this, you 'ave probably shown interest in joining our group. This is good. If not then the likelihood is that you are a lady... (or guy of course, I'm not 'ere to judge) that is listening purely to hear my sexy voice. To those people I say 'ello! So, you might be asking... "Oh 'andsome Captain, what kind of people do you want to be joining your company? 'Ow much will it cost me? What is the process for joining?" To that I say... Whoa whoa whoa calm down with all the questions already! Let me get a bloody word in edgeways and I'll break it all down for you one topic at a time. Who are we looking for? Well to put it simply... Do people tell you that you are awesome on a daily basis? Do you want to crack some bad guy skulls regularly, 'ave fun and look cool doing it? Do you long to join a group that is like a second family , with people who will look out for each other and be loyal till the bitter grisly end? If the answer to all of this is an excited "YES!" then WE WANT YOU!. Now you've decided you want to apply of course, but jamming your fist full of money into the recording 'ere just doesn't seem to do anything. You must be wondering 'ow it is that you do join? Well first of all put that money away potential new crew mate! It costs zero.. Yes you 'eard me... ZERO gil to join up with us. Any bribes you may want to send will just be used to buy the crew rum and will not in fact 'elp you in anyway so just save your money. This is the only way to do it so apply today! Remember places are limited so don't wait too long or your chance might sail on by. So what are you waiting for? don't just sit there with that look on your face! GO GO GO! Renaise: Now that is 'ow you advertise! Angelique: What kind of... person is going to respond to that? Renaise: the best kind of course! People like me. Angelique: I have a bad feeling about this. Renaise: Psh, you worry too much. Just trust me, I know what I'm doing. Angelique: You're still recording you know? Renaise: Wait... I am? How do you stop it? Angelique: Just give it here... like this. Renaise: Oh... right... I knew that. [/align] Link to comment
Aysun Posted July 20, 2013 Share #2 Posted July 20, 2013 I'm still exceptionally paranoid about taking that step and making my commitment to a FC, but damn.. you summed up exactly what I want in one.. Link to comment
Renaise Posted July 20, 2013 Author Share #3 Posted July 20, 2013 I'm still exceptionally paranoid about taking that step and making my commitment to a FC, but damn.. you summed up exactly what I want in one.. Thanks Yeah we figured it would be the best way to do things really, this way it frees people up for the type of RP they are looking for but still get to see that sweet sweet PvE content with interested members of the community here. Link to comment
Seraphine Felstar Posted July 20, 2013 Share #4 Posted July 20, 2013 So excited to do a cross LS event with you guys! For anyone who is thinking of joining, let me just say Renaise is one of the most fun and witty people I've ever met. His style of RP is always entertaining and it will be fun to see what comes out of this shell. Good job on the info, Wild Sky, and love the logo. Link to comment
Renaise Posted July 20, 2013 Author Share #5 Posted July 20, 2013 So excited to do a cross LS event with you guys! For anyone who is thinking of joining, let me just say Renaise is one of the most fun and witty people I've ever met. His style of RP is always entertaining and it will be fun to see what comes out of this shell. Good job on the info, Wild Sky, and love the logo. *hands over the 10,000 gil as discussed* Nice job! Link to comment
Cest Posted July 23, 2013 Share #6 Posted July 23, 2013 As a member of Wild Sky I am excited to see this group grow. 8-) Link to comment
Renaise Posted July 23, 2013 Author Share #7 Posted July 23, 2013 We will pillage all the booty! Yarr! Or something like that possibly Link to comment
DAISHI Posted September 10, 2013 Share #8 Posted September 10, 2013 *Steps into the room* *Lets his awesome do the talking* 1 Link to comment
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