Zombie Defense Tips n' Tricks!

[Tadir]

With his dog.

[Asyria]

So.. who here owns Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide?

*raises hand*

[Kashemia]

Problem is that makes you more likely to have an undetected infection and turn into a zombie at the very last minute when the protagonist thinks he is finally in the clear, then with tearful eyes he shoots you in the head and makes his way into the sunset

 

Damn it, that is true. Then I guess I have to be the kick-ass heroine to be sure to survive...

The love-interest DO survive in a lot of movies though...

[Renaise]

So.. who here owns Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide?

*raises hand*

 

I do, and world war Z

[Tadir]

I, also, own both of those.

[Zyanya]

Well, it wouldn't be zombie survival without a zombie... and every now and then I'm known to start feeling a bit itchy and mouldy...

 

 

*image removed to preserve the zombie's integrity*

 

 

Be prepared... hungry for braaaiiinnnsss!

[Magnus]

So.. who here owns Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide?

*raises hand*

 

 

"raises hand"

 

A friend gave it to me along with Daniel H. Wilson's "How to survive a robot uprising."

[Tadir]

I've never heard of that one. I feel a robot uprising would be much easier to deal with. Unless they are hardened against electromagnetic pulses then we have lots of weapons against them.

[Faust]

I guess the success of the zombies depends on how the disease spreads. Anyway, I have no real survival plan. If the zombies aren't reasonably smart, fast and strong, I don't think I'll have any problems with them barehanded. But I don't have any real desire to live in a zombie world, so a quick way out would be my only plan. Acquire a gun and one bullet. Then not much different than my current plans, live happily until I die.

[Asyria]

Okay, more zombie survival tips:

 

Tip #1:

Step 1: Be Canadian, Russian, or other such cold weather kinda folk.

Step 2: Survive until winter.

Step 3: Laugh at frozen zombies stuck in the snow.

 

Tip #2:

Step 1: Live in a warmer area where plants are active all year long.

Step 2: Plant a lot of them.

Step 3: Watch them kill the zombies for you.

[Satrina]

Fever gone but itchy.

Hungry and eat doggy food.

Itchy Itchy Scott came.

Ugly face so killed him.

Tasty.

[Tadir]

Why plants? I don't get it.

 

[Edit]

Plants Vs. Zombies. Got it.

[Satrina]

Damn it, that is true. Then I guess I have to be the kick-ass heroine to be sure to survive...

The love-interest DO survive in a lot of movies though...

 

But they're always brunette.

 

The blondes are the ones who have the small bite on their ankle they don't tell anyone about, then towards the end they start getting sick, shrug it off, then turn while in a car with someone. *Sage Nod*

 

Id totally have to check over every woman that came to me for help...thoroughly

 

 

[Renaise]

Id totally have to check over every woman that came to me for help...thoroughly

 

Not too carefully, any form of sexual act ensures hidden zombie appearance

[Tadir]

Plus, zombism can be transmitted sexually. So you better make sure she hasn't been bitten or, whoop, azombying you go!

[Satrina]

Id totally have to check over every woman that came to me for help...thoroughly

 

Not too carefully, any form of sexual act ensures hidden zombie appearance

 

 

Or Jason/Freddy appearance.

[Kashemia]

Damn, you're right, that IS the faith of the blonde... So in case of zombie break out, the first thing I'll do is to dye my hair!

 

And yeah, isn't the zombies enough without having Freddy after us too?

[Asyria]

Kashemia, you need to shoot yourself the virus and adapt to it on the molecular level.

I hear it only works on 5th elements, though.

[Iroh]

Actually, I think I'd live it through it, because I'm that quiet one who "comes through" in the end to be one of the few to escape...

 

... then again I usually get killed after the credits are over, so... meh. I guess I'll jave to play my other social role, the "life of the party" type... but I have a feeling that person dies pretty early on... any kind of comical relief guy rarely lasts all the way to the end.

 

Darn it. I will BEAT this, I WILL!