MoM ep 2 (Parenting is Hard)

[JTeacher]

Link to Episode One

http://ffxiv-roleplayers.com/showthread.php?tid=4712

 

Misadventures of Milton Episode 2: Parenting is Hard!

 

Deep in the caves near Black Bush, the world's shortest Lalafell stands over a group of tiny, heavily bundled, creatures. The newly created beings, about a forth the size of Milton himself, looked to be nothing but hooded robes with white orbs glowing out where their eyes should be. Milton giggled and rubbed his hands together, his gazed fixed on his creations.

 

"And they said I couldn't make friends! Mwhahahahaha! Greetings Minilas. I am your overlord Milton Tibbleton, and your probably wondering why I summoned you here today, from the abyss. Well, today is the greatest day of you lives. Not just because it is the only day you've been alive so far, but also because you are going to help me in...."

 

Milton frowned a bit as one of the creatures got up and promptly started walking into a cave wall, falling down only to get back up and trot into it again.

 

"Number 4.....That is a wall....It generally impedes movement, at least until you've grown a bit stronger. Maybe you should sit back down it the oth..."

The Black Mage rubbed a thumb and forefinger along his temples as he looked back to where the rest of the group was, only to see another set of the creatures ramming themselves into things as well. This time into each other.

 

"Are you two trying to fornicate! Nice try but I made you all males. I will not have you quickly reproducing in an effort to mass produce and turn on me!"

 

A deep, tired sigh escaped Milton's breath as the two figures stopped banging into each other and instead just held hands, turning to blink their white orbs at him.

 

"I...well.....I guess that's fine. But no holding hands in public! There is no looking cute in H.E.L.!

 

The Lalafel's nose started twitching as smoke started to fill the room. After a moment he realized the last creation was missing.

 

"Maybe I should just try and make some friends the hard way. Wait a minute! Where is Number Three!?! Why is my lab on fire?!?....That's promising, at least...I guess."

 

"S.S Swivels! Don't just hover there in a corner! Help me get some water buckets! Paku! You are in charge!"

 

With this Milton charged off. To save his lab. Defiantly not to save his newly created Minila, because that would not be evil.

[Rinh Hallani]

Hahaha he is the most adorable aspiring world-destroyer ever. Love him!

[Geisterfuchs]

Love it. Moar!

[Skylar Steelheart]

Oh my goodness, these are so hilarious. I love Milton. :love:

[JTeacher]

 

Oh my goodness, these are so hilarious. I love Milton. :love:

 

 

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