Koninbeor Posted April 4, 2014 Share #126 Posted April 4, 2014 Forgotten Springs? Camp Bronze Lake? I suppose since the Gold Saucer is coming soon that'll actually be where. Nah, that's more like a weekend at the lake than Las Vegas. There are some girls in bikinis but you can't find the kind of entertainment and/or trouble that is readily available in Ul'dah. Link to comment
Ignacius Posted April 4, 2014 Share #127 Posted April 4, 2014 Forgotten Springs? Camp Bronze Lake? I suppose since the Gold Saucer is coming soon that'll actually be where. Sooo... what, you'd be able to get married in a quickie ceremony by someone dressed as Final Fantsy's biggest pop star? Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded.... are... are you paying attention? Link to comment
Koninbeor Posted April 4, 2014 Share #128 Posted April 4, 2014 Forgotten Springs? Camp Bronze Lake? I suppose since the Gold Saucer is coming soon that'll actually be where. Sooo... what, you'd be able to get married in a quickie ceremony by someone dressed as Final Fantsy's biggest pop star? Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded.... are... are you paying attention? I'm... sorry... were you saying something? Tell me which way to shake my head so that she goes home with me. Link to comment
Dogberry Posted April 4, 2014 Share #129 Posted April 4, 2014 God damn I would tap that like a Black Lotus. Ahem. Uh... Yeah. Link to comment
LandStander Posted April 4, 2014 Share #130 Posted April 4, 2014 What's the Eorzean equivalent of Vegas? ;p Hrmmm As a native of Vegas I can definitely say its Ul'dah. You have gambling, dancing girls, and a coliseum where fights are held. An expensive city that is known for its wealth (vegas is actually broke right now just like Ul'dah is becoming ) Link to comment
Kage Posted April 4, 2014 Share #131 Posted April 4, 2014 What's the Eorzean equivalent of Vegas? ;p Hrmmm As a native of Vegas I can definitely say its Ul'dah. You have gambling, dancing girls, and a coliseum where fights are held. An expensive city that is known for its wealth (vegas is actually broke right now just like Ul'dah is becoming ) I thought so ;P Not to mention the environment. I wonder how booming the marriage and divorce business is in Ul'dah Link to comment
Hiro Posted April 4, 2014 Share #132 Posted April 4, 2014 Alright, so where is this marriage NPC? Link to comment
YuraMira Posted April 4, 2014 Share #133 Posted April 4, 2014 Alright, so where is this marriage NPC? As a girl, I can say, I wouldn't mind waking up to that each day. Link to comment
Melkire Posted April 4, 2014 Share #134 Posted April 4, 2014 God damn I would tap that like a Black Lotus. Ahem. Uh... Yeah. I had to look this card up, it's been so long. "Adds 3 mana of any single color of your choice to your mana pool, then is discarded." You bastard, lol. Link to comment
Kage Posted April 4, 2014 Share #135 Posted April 4, 2014 Alright, so where is this marriage NPC? As a girl, I can say, I wouldn't mind waking up to that each day. Agreed God damn I would tap that like a Black Lotus. Ahem. Uh... Yeah. I had to look this card up, it's been so long. "Adds 3 mana of any single color of your choice to your mana pool, then is discarded." You bastard, lol. I won't lie, that's exactly what I was thinking. Dogberry, you dog! Link to comment
Dogberry Posted April 4, 2014 Share #136 Posted April 4, 2014 God damn I would tap that like a Black Lotus. Ahem. Uh... Yeah. I had to look this card up, it's been so long. "Adds 3 mana of any single color of your choice to your mana pool, then is discarded." You bastard, lol. The caveat here, is that the "would" implies that the opportunity would arise when I was a much younger man with all the sophistication and social graces of a rhesus macaque, and not the sophisticated married gentleman that I am today. Today, I would decline the opportunity as I am a committed man. Back then I'd have taken my three mana and moved on. Of course, this is all based on the conceit that she'd even give me the time of day. Link to comment
Hiro Posted April 4, 2014 Share #137 Posted April 4, 2014 Man all this tapping and self confidence makes me feel like: Except I'm Asian and can't grow facial hair to save my life... T_T Link to comment
Ignacius Posted April 4, 2014 Share #138 Posted April 4, 2014 Yeah, things are different once you're older. At one point, women dated me because my hair was dangerously spiky, my pants were fabulously huge, my shirts were relatively shiny, and my attitude was inconsequentially arrogant. Now, the women my age are impressed because my hair is shampooed daily, my slacks and shirts are dressy, my job title is moderately impressive, and my income is regular. Playing bass and still being a bit of a goth helps, but I have a feeling that, if I ever were made a bachelor again, I think I'd be attracting women for completely different reasons. Women approaching 30 don't necessarily care if your hair is long, they're more worried about you ruining their credit. I suppose I'm different, too. My dream woman now always has a college degree and doesn't necessarily need my income. I'm getting old. Link to comment
Koninbeor Posted April 4, 2014 Share #139 Posted April 4, 2014 Alright, so where is this marriage NPC? As a girl, I can say, I wouldn't mind waking up to that each day. As a guy, I can say I wouldn't mind waking up to that each day, either. Not... at... all. If I had the power to make fantasy reality then I'd be set. Link to comment
Hiro Posted April 4, 2014 Share #140 Posted April 4, 2014 The best part about that picture is when I scroll down to read the actual comments of a post... I get distra- Link to comment
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