Lovefool

The season of love has returned and Madame Pholnaset is hoping to make the most of it! This self-proclaimed marriage counselor has been offering advice to couples as a side job for some time but now she seeks to expand this practice to include aiding those on the quest for love!

There are two major problems with this. The first is that, when it comes to matters of true love, Madame Pholnaset largely has no idea what she's talking about, though she's often able to offset this shortcoming with magnetic charisma and skillful wordsmithing.

The second and greater problem is that she's been selling Love Potions which have garnered concern from those who fear anything resembling Primal Tempering. If her potions are even a fraction of what true tempering involves she'll be trouble. If her potions are benign and do nothing she'll still be in trouble.

What will become of Madame Pholnaset's latest enterprise? Will her detractors get her arrested? Will loyal customers come to her defense? Will Madame Pholnaset actually turn a profit on her latest scheme? Only time will tell.