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Hey hows it going. As the title states, I'm looking for RP connections, LSs, etc, for my very traditional Paladin-esque character. Sanctimonious, pious, holy, etc. Groups with a more of a 'holy' tinge or overlay to them, where they simply do not do things because they enjoy making gil to drink it all away in tavern RP. Anyone have any ideas or directions to point me in?
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balmung Wannabe Merchant Queen LF Connections
OttoVann replied to GhostlyMaiden's topic in Chronicled Connections
Well I was all for you until you said you don't look like much. Put on that suit, and wear it with pride. -
Thing that you feel most guilty for in this game as a player
OttoVann replied to Riven's topic in Fun Prompts
Not RPing with more people as Otto. I let a lot of my fans down if I'm going to be honest. But I ended him on a high note, so I think I did okay. -
It was met with a tepid cheer and clapping, people weren’t really sure what to make of it still. Didn’t matter, not to Otto. He smiled and placed the smallest kiss on Ridley’s cheek as she walked back to stand at the rear of the small and plain stage while he moved up to stand at the podium. He inhaled deeply, placing both hands on the sides of it as he looked over the crowds and pulled from his suit’s inner pocket, one sheet of notes as he laid it out on the lectern, ready to deliver his sermon. “She’s great isn’t she? I love my Ridley. Let’s hear it for her.” Otto turned to her and clapped sincerely for a moment, and a few people in the crowd joined. How could they not, what a moving story. After the moment passed he cleared his throat and moved on, turning back to the crowd and re-grasping his podium. “Good evening folks. Some of you know why we’re here, some of you don’t and that’s fine. The thing you all share in common is you likely know me. Maybe not personally, but you do. You know friends and family that wear my clothing and jewelry, you shop in my stores, you enjoy your time in buildings with my name on it. You know my name, it’s impossible not to, and you know that name because I’m a good person. You all know me, somehow, because I have gone above and beyond to cement myself in Ul’Dah.” “I say this not in a braggadocious way, but I am a successful businessman by any score you can dream of. I have made hundreds and hundreds of millions of gil. I have grossed over a billion gil in revenue in my short tenure thus far in this City. I am real, the real deal folks. It’s hard to find someone who has earned their success in our City, but I’m here before you now. I didn’t inherit this, any of it. However I am more than a number of gil that most here can’t comprehend either. I’m a father, family man.” “More importantly of all though, I’m an outsider to you. Most of you have begrudgingly seen me rise. Some have tried to stump me, but that didn’t work out so well for them did it? This outsider, came here, played by the rules to the extreme letter, and succeeded. This outsider employs amazing people, pays people far better than anyone who tries to compete with me, and wins. I win big, always. Even when I lose I learn and go on to succeed later, and believe me I have lost a fair enough share of battles in Ul’Dah.” “That’s why I’m here though, standing before all of you. Maybe it’s foolish for an Ala Mhigan refugee to tell you this but I’m sorry it needs to be said. Ul’Dah doesn’t enjoy victories anymore folks. We don’t win, at anything. We can’t even win at losing, Ishgard holds that champions title. No, no we don’t do anything great anymore. This City is sick, it’s ran by total fools on every aisle and filled with dilettantes who play games.” “Look, here’s the thing. Let’s just get this out of the way, I’m going to run a campaign to lead this damn City because I’m sick and tired of seeing the bad deals that these tiny imputent leaders give us. And believe me, I’m not just talking about the Sultana. Go ahead, walk out now if you don’t care, that’s okay. I’ll be coming for you when I’m through shaking things up and putting Ul’Dah on not just any path, but the right path. And yes, I can hear it now, people will indeed mock and criticise me, all of them likely with nothing to gain, and more importantly nothing to lose if Ul’Dah stays on the path it is. Losers to be frank, happy to enjoy a victory-less City.” “People will ask, inevitably, why I’m doing this and putting my name on the line. Why I’m not content to stay quiet in my mansions, enjoy the pleasures my wives and extended consorts can offer me, and count my gil. But I can tell you why this matters to me. It matters because I have skin in the game here. I can quit tomorrow, and live happier and more prosperously than most people will ever understand, even those few who have more than me. But I have skin in the game all the same. I own land, buildings, I employ amazing people who, if they are good, become my friends and sometimes more as you heard from Ridley. Ul’Dah’s leaders, who are wholly dedicated to being losers and having us all lie in it, threaten that. I am Ul’Dah, it adopted me and in turn I give back to them at every opportunity. Why? Because when my people prosper, we grow together, and in more than just a ledger.” “Why am I being so harsh on the Sultana and her political hacks that make up the Syndicate? It’s not jealousy, I can assure you of that folks, look what’s behind me on this very stage. No, I’m tired of them making us bad deals. Look at what’s happening North of us. Ishgard opens their walls, and begs us to lay it on the line for them, in a war they started, and for what? Peace of mind? Who here wants to see their daughters and sons die for their wars? It’s a disgrace folks. It’s more than that though, what can we even offer to help them? Look at the Brass Blades, look at the Flames, look at the Sultansworn and the Free Paladins. Jokes, all of them. And it’s not necessarily their fault either. It’s not like our leaders have given them the tools to succeed, instead we just ask them to die in horrible deals that don’t benefit us.” “You think Ishgard is going to send these bizarre Dragoons to help us if the Garleans knock on our door? They say they might, we’ll see. Hard to take warmongers seriously. Hard to take those walled-in Ishgardians seriously when the last time they cared to talk to us, was to come and beg at our door to help a hundred years ago to repel Ala Mhigo after it had invaded and crushed the weak, pathetic forces of Gridania. They came, and begged like dogs from us and Limsa to put an end to Ala Mhigo because they were afraid. Terrible.” “I can tell you, it’s more than bad deals in war that the Syndicate and those stupid , very stupid Monetarists have brokered. Ul’Dah needs to get back to winning. She needs her army and people strong again. We need to enjoy, or even know what it feels like to have a victory. Look at Carteneua. Look at that wasteland, and that waste of life. That’s what victory looks like to people who run this City. Sad.” “So yes, I’m here to change that. Our people lack jobs, they can’t enjoy most of what Ul’Dah even has to offer. We have hordes of refugees sitting outside of our gates named after the Twelve, and do what with them? We certainly don’t put them to work. Those are Ala Mhigans folks, they want to work and feel good about themselves. Believe me, I’m one of them, I’d know. But then again, who are they going to work for when this City is struggling to win at anything. Let’s call this what this is, a depression. This goes far beyond a simple recession, and believe me the numbers the idiots we have leading this place - their false. More than twenty-percent of our people can't find work, can't feed their families, they can't be great.” “Here’s what we’re going to do with the Vann brand helping to run things. We’re going to win. We’re going to tax the living hell out of anything near us that doesn’t play fair. Look, it’s easy for Gridania to send their product here, dump them on us, and they don’t suffer a tariff. Inversely, they haven’t outlawed outsiders going to their City and trying to sell things, but they make it impossible in every avenue on purpose. It’s not technically illegal, but it is in everything but name. I have great amazing friends, good people that produce and employ people, and they tell me ‘Otto, it’s impossible to work with Gridania. I send caravans of product to them, and they always send them back’. Horrible.” “That’s fine, because I have a strong feeling once I’m in charge and returning them the favor, that will change. I am going to tariff the shit out of them, tax them back into the 5th Era if I need to. Let me be clear, I don’t hate Gridania. I love them, I love their women, and I respect their leaders. Their leaders are smarter than the dummies we have, it shows. Doesn’t mean I won’t take them to task and change these deals we have.” “Look at Limsa. Great City, beautiful. But they send us, they send these people to our City. They bring drugs, crime. They’re rapists, jokes, and enjoy living a pirate’s life - and some I assume are good people. They are proud of being pirates, can you imagine? Proud. We don’t want, we don’t need, and we won’t tolerate those sorts of people coming here. We want good people, we want amazing people, we want winners. We want people who are more than glorified thieves and slavers who deal with trafficking women against their will, to be sold as sex slaves to the idiots we have running this City of ours.” “So yes, I’m here, and I’m going to be running a campaign to change things around here. And let me say now, right now to this room, I don’t want your money. You know what separates former Monertarists like me compared to the jokes like Jameson Taeros? I don’t keep my hand out, palm up like a hack always looking for people to put money into my hands and own me. I’m going to self-fund this campaign, and I’m going to make this City great again.” “We’re going to be bigger and better than ever. We’re going to look up North, to those Ishgardians behind their walls, always recycling their stale culture, and we’re going to do better than them. We’re going to look to the Shroud, and we’re going to set the tone for good deals, deals that benefit us folks. We’re going to make them play by our rules, not theirs. We’re going to look to La Noscea, we’re going to look to them and we’re going to severely filter who they send to us. We’re going to do these things and more, and we’re going to not only make our City great again, but we’re going to Make Eorzea Great Again.”
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Make Eorzea Great Again. Otto Vann. (MEGA VANN) The crowd is small. At most, maybe, 150 people decided to show up for this. For weeks flyers have hinted that he was going to make a return to politics in Ul’Dah. Not content with retirement and simply running his empire of business, he was fed up with poor leadership they hinted. His name alone drew the tiny crowd, packed into Platinum Mirrage with a plain stage holding a simple white sign in red-pink letters “O.V.” on the front of it. Then, the room quieted and the crush of murmurs that filled the room with a buzzing white-noise stopped. Otto Vann took the stage with a host of women leading him. His two wives, Phayte the strikingly blue skinned and white haired Keeper woman and Laille the tall pale Elezen goddess with dark red and black hair, walked up to the stage linked in arms. After them, Ridley, a short hyur midlands woman with blonde hair and fair features, then finally the man himself. He stood there, in his pastel pink suit and red socks, shoes, gloves, tie - and folded his hands to rest in front of his abdomen while looking over the crowd with the occasional nod but mostly just looking forward. His beard, impeccably trimmed, his bald-head, impressively bald. This lingered for a few moments until Ridley turned to Otto and gave him a brief smile before walking up to the podium and cleared her throat. She pulled a small sheet of roughly handled paper from her pocket, and laid it flat against the podium. “Good evening everyone. Esteemed friends of the Vann family, curious onlookers, press, and others. Today, this marks a new day. My dad, my employer, my friend Otto, is fed up. Trust me we all hear about it back at our estate. Too much maybe. “He’s fed up with Ul’Dah. To him, the City is a joke now. Like how he adopted me, this City, this great City adopted Otto when he sold everything of his past life and came here. He came here to build, to create, to live and prosper. He came here to succeed, and he has hasn’t he? Half of you are here today because you cling to his coattails to feel important since his name carries so much weight. That seems like success to me.” Ridley shifted on stage, switching the balance on her legs and leaning to the other side now, taking in a deep breath and she righted her nerves and pressed onward. “He’s here, his family is here, to support him in this moment. We need someone who is far far more than just talk. Has anyone ever heard of this man backing down from a challenge of any kind, for any reason? I sit here, speaking now, to support him because of how gracious and kind he has been to me personally. I was indeed an orphan as I alluded to earlier, and employers constantly tossed me aside because I was a bit odd. But not him. He took me in without hesitating, and put me to work. He never once tried to touch me improperly, never once even thought of exploiting me, he just gave me a chance and helped me grow.” “I’ve known him for almost three years now. I’ve grown into womanhood and he’s been there every step of the way as a friend, mentor, and more. He offered to adopt me as his legal child even though I was a 19 year old orphan as the ultimate way to help me achieve more, to ensure I had a bright future and inheritance to help me along should fate be cruel to him. He did this without me asking, he did this out of love, he did it out of being caring. He wanted to lift me up and make me great, and he has.” “Ul’Dah needs men like him, leaders and not talkers. To lift this awful City into something great again. Thank you for listening, I won’t take more of his stage time. Twelve knows he loves it.”
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Monks are an Ala Mhigo thing, exclusively really. Right? Maybe I'm not up to date on the lore as I should be. Doesn't mean one cant learn the Monk ways once they come to say, Ul'Dah and find someone to show them.
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Damn yo just when you thought Kirimu coat wasn't worn to death, it returns.
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Moogles? I'll tell you what I think of the moogles. First of all... First of all they seem to be positive. They don't come here and ruin things, seek hand outs and make a nuisance. They try to contribute positively to our communities. Secondly, they're good people, high energy. We want more people to be like moogles frankly.
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Shows over folks. Huge, huge crowds showed up. This is the first of many.
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I'm from the Great City of Ala Mhigo. I was born there, and lived with my first wife in Little Ala Mhigo before she passed away. Her passing led me to Ul'Dah where I made a name for myself years ago and have become the sensation everyone knows of now. It's a fine City and it's people can be great, like me. I'm very very very rich as everyone knows, and it wasn't by birth or chance. I can bring that energy to Ul'Dah and help Make Eorzea Great Again.
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Frankly, I think Ishgard should close their gates again and keep their low-class taste in apparel and keep Ul'dah jobs safe.
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Let me tell you folks, 25% tax on Ishgardian goods. Read my lips on it. Make Eorzea Great Again!
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As many of you know, the political season is upon us. Caucuses started in earnest today in other parts of the world - and I have similar ideas for my own political moves. Tonight, in about an hour (10 PM EST) I kick off yet another marriage to another woman. This event is where I start my platform to retake Ul'Dah from the current weak and ineffective 'Lords and Ladies'. They're low energy, they don't represent anyone on anything that matters to most people. I don't promise to represent you as much as me, but what I can tell you is I'm a man that can't be bought. I'm not afraid to be disruptive and kick these worthless lowly Monetarists out. The same can be said of the Royalists. Who do they hold above all else? A family. A family that has done what to earn its place as your literal ruler? Maybe a few hundred irrelevant years ago the Sultanate did great things, but folks I'm here to tell you they only look after themselves now. They preside over this silent-majority, people like you and me, and do what? Support for Otto Vann is support for someone who isn't afraid to rub the noses of weak and small people in the mess they sit on. By the way that mess is you, and you allow it for who knows why. I mean think about it. This lalafellin "ordained" to rule by birth, or even a council of people that -do not- think of you at all, what is she? She's not smart for one, believe me. How many people does she willingly talk to or deal with outside of her cloistered life? When was the last time anyone has seen her walking around in public? She probably isn't even strong like I am. She's low energy and practically invisible. That's the truth folks. Then they allow Ishgardians to flow into the City and do what? Do their damnedest to put everyone out of business. And here's the thing people, they can bully away smaller business men, but not this one. They come here to put you out of work and sell you tacky clothing and trinkets for your home, which by the way you won't be able to afford much longer if the pace continues with the land grabbing they do. Do you really want that? I'll stop it, with tariffs and more. Better to try than let them do what they wish with Ul'Dah. It'll be amazing. It starts with you coming to my wedding that takes place soon. Together we will Make Eorzea Great Again. -Otto Vann