Kampaiton

Nonope simply stare at it for a second, tilt her head and ask "You done?"

[align=center] -WANTED- Appearance: According to witnesses and victims; A presumed male, dark skinned dunesfolk lalafell with white-ish blonde hair, wearing a ragged poncho, bandana and also sporting an eyepatch over his right eye. Crime: Thievery, Vandalism and Assault. Bounty: 25,000 gil. Wanted: Alive, not dead. Other information: After having seemingly broken into the warehouse of a wealthy merchant, the perpetrator stole a number of crystals, stealing expensive cloth, some food and the victims' money, as well as caused damage to and/or the destruction of chairs, windows and a table.[/align] [align=center] The victims of/and witnesses to this incident were Hired Mercenaries and Brass Blades, having suffered a variety of severe injuries during the incident, broken jaws, twisted legs/arms and snapped ribs being a few of them. No casualties have been reported. Bounty will be paid -after- the perpetrator has been turned in, not -before-. [/align]

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Nono peers at the flyer for some time before she grabs it. "Hope they don't mind me being deaf.." she mumbles before strolling off into the busy streets of Ul'dah, yet again.