This Game Hates Me!

[ChewableMorphine]

Au contraire, this game's RNG adores me. Made two mil the other night flat out playing dice calling odds or evens. I can tell you that any other JRPG (namely Wild ARMs) has a hardon for spamming Random Encounters up my ass when trying to clear a dungeon. XIV does me great deals of good luck, but god damn I get blasted in anything else.

[Kellach Woods]

KNEE~ in VF5 is annoying, but you don't need to land FIVE-SIX IN A FUCKING ROW like in DoA5.

 

Then again what do I know I'm all about the BURNING HAMMER life and I play Mila in DoA.

[Edda]

I find that the current things making this a nightmare-fueled engine of misery, at least for me, are the Animus tomes. However, I am well aware it will only get worse from there, so don't lecture me.

It gets worse.

 

 

I can only say "Roy is a disappointing lord"

FE6: The World's Hardest Turn Based Strategy Escort Quest.

 

Or alternatively,

 

Fire Emblem 6: Paladin Baffled By His Lord's Incredible Ability to Fuck Up Every Time

[U'roh Tia]

Well there's a pair of games that come to mind, but any player of any souls game knows. It's not it's possibly working against you. It is. So those don't count.

 

For me, Shooters are my biggest offenders. I always que up into a map also thinking. "Please not this map, please not this map. Or at last a map that isn't wide open."

 

I not only will get the map I hate but right after I will get a streak of 4 wide opens maps I swear.

[Harmonixer]

Currently, I am under the belief that Monster Hunter has collected the souls of past successful hunts and used them to fuel the relentless hate I am experiencing lately. For some strange reason, it's like all of my armors ALWAYS have -10 Sense and large monsters stop all their attacks upon me entering the map.

 

Many of my fellow hunters have witnessed this and it's sort of a running joke now. We're talking constant, constant assaults from monsters. They stick to me like it's their sole purpose. We've got them stuck on rocks trying to chase me down exclusively. Silencers, Hunting Bows, nothing seems to keep this from happening and it's not like I'm gemmed to get aggro. But if I used a Hunting Horn? They never even notice me, it's really strange.

 

Perhaps it's some kind of fucked up balancing act, since I'm very fortunate with drops this version, when I haven't been in previous entries. It's been my favorite entry, but it's really frustrating to experience sometimes.

 

Also, DKingdom is a foul, hateful game. I watched a fistfight almost start. Zero exaggeration. Everyone went home that night really sour. We laugh about it, a little now. But at the time? I was very worried about friendships. We've never played it again.

[Kurt S.]

You know sometimes I think Halatali HM is trolling me.

 

On top of the 30minute queues to get in the damned place just so I can get a shot at the Darklight Boots of Casting on the first boss and also SBing the remainder of my i90 gear. It seems to like to drop the Darklight Breeches of Casting or the Fistfighter's Jackboots... every...damned...time. I'm racking up 30k worth in company seals from like...3k. I don't care about the seals, gimme the damned boots Halatali!