balmung Male Miqo'te offering lovely 'dates' and company!

[Zetchryn]

A flier has been making it's way throughout certain cities, on it, a rather EXTRAVAGANT young Miqo'te with blue (yes, blue!) hair can be seen.

 

 

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[align=center]YOU THERE! Sir and/or Madam![/align]

[align=center]Are you looking for love? Well then, this is the WRONG flier for you![/align]

[align=center]Are you looking for companionship, company, and some spice in your life?[/align]

[align=center]Then this is the RIGHT flier for you![/align]

[align=center]I, the great, the astounding, the superbly handsome, the agile...[/align]

[align=center](It goes on like this for some length)[/align]

[align=center]HUMBLE! O'rane,[/align]

[align=center]Offer you the chance at a once in a lifetime offer![/align]

[align=center]Well, once if it goes particularly bad. Perhaps multiple times otherwise.[/align]

[align=center]Hopefully multiple times...[/align]

[align=center]I mean, I am pretty awesome after all![/align]

[align=center]BUT REGARDLESS![/align]

 

[align=center]I am offering you, the positively amazing chance to go out on a date, with ME![/align]

[align=center]Men, tired of the ladies and their blushing faces, their shy demeanor?[/align]

[align=center]Why? You're odd. BUT STILL! I too can satisfy the need for companionship*[/align]

[align=center]I too can make your deepest desires** come true![/align]

[align=center]Come now, it's not like anyone slapping a sausage is truly that horrible, no?[/align]

 

[align=center]LADIES![/align]

[align=center]What, you thought I was just interested in the men?

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[align=center]FAR FROM IT!

Due to popular demand

(By which I mean, noone objected to it!)

Ladies are included in this deal too!

 

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[align=center]Ladies, do you desire someone to take you out and treat you like a true lady?[/align]

[align=center]Do you wish someone would STOP treating you like just a lady?[/align]

[align=center]Do you like free meals and/or vacations?[/align]

 

[align=center]THIS IS YOUR CHANCE[/align]

 

 

 

 

[align=center]Come, now, and schedule your VERY OWN DATE, with the AMAZING....[/align]

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[align=center]HUMBLE! O'rane!

 

Available now, for 5 easy payments of 5 million gil!

 

But! ACT NOW! And receive a special 99.9% discount, TODAY!

 

 

 

 

Available in a city near you, while supplies last. Addons sold separately. Some assembly required.[/align]

 

 

 

 

*Purely on a platonic nature!

 

**Cannot actually grant wishes.

[Miss Gaz]

This made me laugh. I had to read it like one of those infomercial people. All it needed was at the end and all this can be yours for 5 easy payment!:lol:

[Zetchryn]

This made me laugh. I had to read it like one of those infomercial people. All it needed was at the end and all this can be yours for 5 easy payment!:lol:

 

 

Don't worry, I fixed it.

[Miss Gaz]

This made me laugh. I had to read it like one of those infomercial people. All it needed was at the end and all this can be yours for 5 easy payment!:lol:

 

 

Don't worry, I fixed it.

So it only costs 25000 gil after mail in rebates what a DEAL!

[Zetchryn]

I would like to note it doesn't actually cost anything. That last bit IS just a joke.