I'nia Emi Posted November 26, 2015 Share #1 Posted November 26, 2015 [align=center]Scaled Kitten Private [/align] [align=center]Investigators(and others)[/align] [align=center][/align] [align=left]You're trudging along through the wilderness, your back aches, your feet hurt, your body is about to collapse from sheer dehydration and other dangerous things that might affect you in the wilderness! (Don't ask me what they are because I'm just the bloody narrator). As you lay your head down on the cold hard ground you realize that you are surrounded...surrounded by the feared criminal gang plaguing the wilds of Gridania - the wild dangerous super secret organization that is super not friendly and totally not in anyway good - the Anti Tree Gang that is led by none other than the infamous Two Legged Larry! Alarmed, you jump up to your feet only to realize that you're caught in a web! A web of injustice! As they reel you in slowly you think back to the flyer you read somewhere (again don't ask me where because I'm just the narrator not your mom). Thinking fast, you quickly shout to the heavens, and just like that a very beautiful, smart, amazing, perfect, cute, totally wife material, cunning, intelligent, excellent shopper, I'nia Emi (and others) comes to your rescue with a drop kick! The fiend Two Legged Larry is caught off guard! He falls to his knees as he is encircled by Master Detective I'nia Emi (and others)! Just like that you were saved, and it was all th-What the hell are you doing, hey! Let go of me! I'm not finished! Gods damn it! You will regret cutting my narration short! I bet you the Lalafell put you up this! You blood-*The Linkshell begins to emit static as if it was cut off* [/align] [align=center]*A small Bzzt could be heard as the Linkshell was turned back on after a few moments.* [/align] "FREEDOM FOR EORZEA! THE LALAFELL MENACE SHALL BE TAKEN CARE OF! STAND WITH ME MY BROTHERS! WE SHALL- [align=center]*The sounds of multiple guards scrambling to catch the source of the voice could be heard faintly!*[/align] "THE MAN IS TRYING TO SILENCE ME! TO SILENCE THE VOICE OF JUSTICE! DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM, YOU SHALL JOIN TO PUT AN EN-HEY DON'T TOUCH ME YOU PIG HEADED SEA SHELL EATING, ELEZEN LOVING, SNOT NOSED, BALLERINA PRACTICING, BUTT SNIFFING, TOAST EAT- [align=center]*The Linkshell was once again shut off...what did the beautiful narrator want to say?! Will she ever finish her long insult?! Or is she doomed to forever never complete it as "The Man" Is holding her back from doing so?! Find out next time on Dragon Ball-Err...Armchair Detectives!*[/align] Link to comment
I'nia Emi Posted December 17, 2015 Author Share #2 Posted December 17, 2015 Update: We now have our FC house in Goblet ward 5 plot 22! Anyone is able to stop by and submit requests for our detectives! Link to comment
Alicia Piercer Posted December 19, 2015 Share #3 Posted December 19, 2015 YES. THIS. IS. AN. FC. THAT.I. HAVE. TAKEN. AN. INTEREST. IN. I. AM. BY. NO. MEANS. A. MEMBER. AND. AM. NOT. READING. THIS. STRAIGHT. FROM. A. SCRIPT. I. AM. A. TOTALLY. LEGIT. AND. NOT. AT. ALL. AFFILIATED. WITH. THIS. FC. REGULAR. PERSON. SEARCHING. FOR. AN. FC. (They're totally gonna fall for it I'nia, what a bunch of suckers! They'll never realize this is just a ruse and that I am a member) Link to comment
Maraketh Posted January 2, 2016 Share #4 Posted January 2, 2016 Best...recruitment post....EVER! Link to comment
I'nia Emi Posted January 7, 2016 Author Share #5 Posted January 7, 2016 Best...recruitment post....EVER! Sailis my old rival...we meet again! You fool! Link to comment
I'nia Emi Posted January 9, 2016 Author Share #6 Posted January 9, 2016 After much serious discussion and debate we have decided to close up recruitment for the Scaled Kitten Private Investigations! If you're still interested in joining, we ask that you submit an application and we'll keep it in mind for whenever we decide to re-open recruitment. For the time being, we're really loving our small little community in which everyone knows one another, and we don't want to ruin it. Link to comment
Rugi Posted January 11, 2016 Share #7 Posted January 11, 2016 I'd like to join the Linkshell! You guys seem friendly. Xaero Wukong in Balmung! Link to comment
I'nia Emi Posted January 21, 2016 Author Share #8 Posted January 21, 2016 WE ARE OPEN FOR RECRUITMENT! Two of our members just sort of disappeared without a trace...a leaf in the wind...a silent fart, so now we are open once more! Feel free to fill out the application in game so you guys know what our RP is like/what we're like! REMEMBER TO HAVE FUN AND NEVER TRUST THE LALAFELL MENACE Link to comment
I'nia Emi Posted February 28, 2016 Author Share #9 Posted February 28, 2016 Still alive and still recruiting! Just not alts...unless you are already a member and want to get your alts in on the shenanigans then by all means my pants-err my doors are open! Link to comment
Remiel Posted March 3, 2016 Share #10 Posted March 3, 2016 Awesome topic! Would love to know more Link to comment
I'nia Emi Posted March 27, 2016 Author Share #11 Posted March 27, 2016 Whoah I forgot to update this! We're still alive and recruiting more peeps! Had to let a few go though due to being offline for so long, but our doors are still opened for people who want to have shenanigan filled adventures! Just fill out the application on the website, or contact me in game and we can have a small rp session to gauge whether or not we're the right fit for you. Link to comment
Thrashing Boar Posted April 29, 2016 Share #12 Posted April 29, 2016 Hello! Question: how would one go about hiring your organization for an investigation? Link to comment
I'nia Emi Posted May 2, 2016 Author Share #13 Posted May 2, 2016 Hello! Question: how would one go about hiring your organization for an investigation? Just walk into our place in game! Or send any member you find online a whisper telling them to get their butts back to the house 8-) Link to comment
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