A new life (Ended)

[UnbeknownstGhost]

Bob smiled, "So these requirements happen to be drunk and female then? Makes me wonder if there is an actual 'airship' at all."

[Veedo]

"My requirements are a secret, I'm afraid." He'd tap his nose with a wink, ignoring the other comments being passed.

[UnbeknownstGhost]

Bob's eye glinted, "Aha. So I am somewhat correct. Those poor women."

[Veedo]

"Totally, Cheery, totally."

 

((And now I shall wait for the others so we don't leave them behind in a torrent of posts!))

[UnbeknownstGhost]

"Who the hell says Cheery?" Bob asked, somewhat bemused.

 

 

(Hah, but that is, as ever, no fun. ^.^)

[Con One]

Dandelion finished her cider slowly as the the two menfolk talked about her like she wasn't there. She turned back to the bar and pushed her cup towards the bartkeep for a refill before speaking up. "First of all, I'm not drunk. Well, not yet. Still early in the night for a Keeper. Secondly," she gestures towards Isabel, "I dunno if your girlfriend would like you inviting adorable creatures like myself for joyrides. I'm pretty irresistable, ya know." She finishes off with a burp and a grin and takes a large gulp of her newly replenished drink.

[Veedo]

Vale blinked, looking to Isabel raising a brow before turning back to Dandelion. "You can never have too much adorable on an airship."

[UnbeknownstGhost]

Bob chuckled, "Yes, yes you can. Usually adorableness dislikes having other adorableness close by. And when adorableness is around more for extended periods of time.... Well, someone could get killed or maimed. And it usually isn't the adorable." He raised his eybrow at Dandelion, "And an irresitable drunk? That is very hard to believe."

[Tsuki_Wulf]

A catty grins spreads across Scyra's face, "My my my, a male Hyur that does not find a Miqo'te irresistible. I'm guessing you've got a mostly Roegadyn crew to keep you warm at night." Scyra said before attempting to hold back a small fit of giggling.

[UnbeknownstGhost]

Bob chuckled slightly, "I did not say Miqo'te. I believe I specified drunk. I prefer not sleeping in puke."

[Tsuki_Wulf]

"Well the Roegadyn's must thank you for that I'm sure." Scyra says with a smile, grabbing her old mug she then cast a quick minor water spell into her mug, then nursing it happily as she began to sober up.

[UnbeknownstGhost]

Bob blinked, "That is a sickening thought really."

[Con One]

"I think I read a story about an all Roegadyn crew once." Dandelion put her index finger to her chin as the gears in her head spun. "Oh yeah, so this woman was married to this rich guy, right? But she didn't like him and ended up being kidnapped by this Roegadyn pirate ship. And then .. well ... you know. " She began to make a series of vivid, and frankly quite vulgar, hand gestures to finish the story.

[UnbeknownstGhost]

Bob stared at her blankly for a moment, "What a wonderfully articulate story."

[Nahue]

She raised her eyebrows and pursed her lips as Vale glanced at her before making the 'adorable' comment. "I'm going to side with Bob on that comment, however the one who would be maimed and or killed wouldn't be the adorable one, if you catch my drift." She smirked, before waving down the bartender for another mug of water.

[UnbeknownstGhost]

"See?" Bob popped in, "I told you adorable was bad."

[Nahue]

Isabel piped in, "Never said adorable was bad, just that too much probably wouldn't be healthy option for the Captain." Her eyes moved to Vale, before taking a sip from her mug.

[UnbeknownstGhost]

"Which translates to Bad." Bob clarified.

[Nahue]

"I think you're overemphasizing my statement." Isabel re-clarified.

[UnbeknownstGhost]

Buob chuckled, "Something not healthy is bad."

[Nahue]

"Too much of anything isn't healthy. Doesn't mean you can't have them in moderation." She nods.

[Tsuki_Wulf]

Scyra places a hand on Bob's shoulder, "Listen this is not your little crew, no matter how much you try to convince someone to what you perceive as reality will never happen when you overemphasizing what another has said in an attempt to sway them to what you said. What she was probably trying to tell you is it would go too far into his ego if he had nothing but a airship full of women. So despite how well traveled you seem, and your constant need to give advice, maybe you should sit down, pull your head out of your arse and listen to the world or even just for a moment all who are around you at time and what they truly are saying." Scyra ended with a smile.

[UnbeknownstGhost]

Bob laughed, and looked at Scyra with his one good eye, "There's a problem with that. And that problem is, it wouldn't be any fun. I gave up listening to the world a long time ago, and the people in it. They'll be dead soon enough anyway. Being serious is pointless to me."

[Tsuki_Wulf]

"That explains a lot about you, here I thought you were simple an emotional cripple, but instead you speak like an old man on his death bed unable to move but still afraid of death so he slips into his own little world to bring him some sort of happiness in his bleak existence. But what I don't get is why a man in his, what 20's? 30's? Would act like that." Scyra said before mumbling into her mug of water.

 

Scyra mumbles Out of Character, "Now all he needs to say is his greatest weakness is he sparkles in the sunlight."

 

[UnbeknownstGhost]

*rolls off of bed and almost breaks computer* (BAHAHAHAHAHAH)

 

 

Bob leaned back against the bar, "You know what a Thaumaturge is correct?"