"So, Faye- listen, this is gonna be an easy and simple job fer sure! No more spooky Imps or PTSD-inducing past enemies! We just gotta find a Scan that went missin' in an Allagan lab, escort him home, easy gil! I mean, what's the worst that can happen?" - Khan
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SOMEWHERE IN MOR DHONA...
< WELCOME TO STATION PHILIA >
< PURPOSE - TO ASSIST ALLAGAN YOUTH TO FIND LOVE FOR THE SURVIVAL OF THE ALLAGAN RACE AFTER THE XANDE INCIDENT BY TRAINING THEM THROUGH THE DIFFERENT SIMULATIONS CONCERNING BONDING SCENARIOS & PERSONALITIES OF THEIR MATCHING DATA UNIT, WITH CONDITIONAL RELEASE IF THEY PASS ALL THE TRAINING SIMULATIONS WITH ACCEPTABLE PARAMETERS... >
< NEW SUBJECTS HAVE ARRIVED - INITIATING TRAINING PROTOCOL... >
< TESTING TRAINING NODE INTEGRITY... >
< INITIATING PERSONALITY PROTOCOL 12 > "I-Idiot, n-not like I like you or anything...!!!"
< TRAINING NODES INTEGRITY ARE GREEN AND READY TO BE ASSIGNED... >
< TRAINING NODES ASSIGNED - WISHING ALLAGANS WELL >
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