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  1. "Oh, were you?" Richter was doing a fine job of reading the manuscript he had received -- except that it was indeed badly written, with splotches of black ink dotting the paper. "I really don't know sir," he said back to the owner. "I can't decipher all of it either, and I've had to deal with much the same situation!" Richter himself now smelled the warm and inviting smell of cooked bacon, and he couldn't deny his sense that sweet moment. "I'm actually here to ask you a question," said Richter in a polite tone of voice, as he reached down to manhandle what looked to be some mangled set of straps, bars, and shackles. "You know of a ship that allows hitchhikers?"
  2. Just thinking of Besaid reminds me of Masashi Haumauzu -- which is never a bad thing, as I like his music much better than that of Nobuo-san. Someone's going to pull a Wakka on this server.
  3. As the sun drenched La Noscea in saturation and a ruthless glare, Richter was only just taking a nap. He'd been up all night down in the Cassiopeia Hollow, where he was doing some music practice and tinkering around with a new invention of his. Before he took rest on a flat slab of limestone and took a cat nap, he had placed the peculiar harness down at his side. Suddenly, a thought hit him. I need to try out this hitchhiking harness on something appropriate -- hmm, maybe an airship, thought Richter as he looked at the device, designed to shackle to any large vehicle. He then noticed a man down near the gate reading something, and was bored enough to go down and start a conversation. Mr. V. galloped through the rolling hills, sometimes in a jog or at a skip, as he decided to show off his new prototype. "Say sir, what is that you're reading?"
  4. I figured that Trabia wouldn't be a very popular vote because FFVIII isn't a particularly endeared installment in the franchise. IDK yet, but it's a good choice for me.
  5. This story is finished. Feel free to leave any comments!
  6. If it is a Garlean enemy, that could be interesting. I'm going to go ahead and say that we'll be able to go to Garlean territories and fight these guys.
  7. 4th Umbral Moon, 14 Sun. Richter was starved -- not of nourishment or of refreshment, but of excitement. He had been traversing the ruthless, rocky desert-land surrounding the grand city of Ul'dah, the metropolis that the man called home. He was also drenched in sweat, with salt lines streaking down his undershirt, and was a tired man in every physical respect. The public bath was his next destination before heading to his room in one of the numerous and highly-mismanaged public wards that organize the city. Richter had been doing his Friday training out in the burning heat and glare of the sun, under a strict regimen designed to build up his cardiovascular system and relatively little muscle. And it was every Friday night that he would go out on the streets, skipping from bar to bar looking for something to do. By now, having lived in the Ul'dah area for 4 years, it had become a ritual to the exhausted man. I need to haul my arse over to the public bathes right about now, thought Richter as he lumbered through a somewhat-busy market on the insides of the outer wall. The bathes were not far from where he currently was, but he was feeling miserable enough at this point in time to collapse, much to his chagrin. He sped up pace: when once he was seemingly limping, he now went into a focused march, with each foot stepping off in balance. He was determined to get down to the pubs, the taverns, and any other watering hole he could find in the evening. It was not long before he got to a bath, and rested for half an hour (as was necessary on a summer Friday in the Ul'dah sun). "Must be a regular Friday again," mumbled Richter as he dried off, put on a new change of clothes, and began to trot back to his tenement. It wasn't a pretty sight -- then again, Richter was familiar with urchins and delinquents alike messing around with people's rooms on a night like this. The manuals and books on the left table had been left wide open and were sprawled all around the circumference of the table, while news dailies and installments of the Ul'dah Tribune were ripped apart on the right table. "Well, this is quite a sight! They're getting more and more annoying every time those rascals thrash the pad," exclaimed Richter as he got dressed into more formal and fashionable attire, which he stored in his wardrobe -- now with shirts, breeches, and toiletries hanging from every side like a weeping willow in lieu of branches. "I really need to get a more cunning lock system for the door, because even without windows they still get in here." Richter sighed as he slipped on his favorite boots and skipped out the door. He didn't forget the key, thankfully. The first stop on his trip was the Staggering Centaur, a bar conveniently located near his ward and usually serving the finest ales in his vicinity (other attractions were located across the city, and about half a mile at that). Times had been going rough at this bar, with a new proprietor, new staff, and new troubles. This was the hang-out of the lower-world criminals of Ul'dah: roughened and brutish Roegadyne sitting next to thieving Mi'qote and Lalafell, while the Hyur con artists and Elezen thugs had taken their fits at the bar. It was also very rowdy in this local shell of evil, which made it an interesting attraction for a guy like Richter. As he peeked through the door, Richter made certain that his presence wasn't scoffed at -- he'd been here before, and ever visit led to trouble. "I'd like some imported salt ale and some rye rolls, barkeep," exclaimed Richter as he was finding a fit at the bar. The old man running the bar replied with a nod, and Richter left the man a sizable tip that was not unusual of Mr. V. Richter didn't know any of the bar regulars, save the Lalafell manager who scorned half of the bar patrons under his breath, and the barkeep, who had concealed a knife under his vest. Richter took a whiff of the air, before shouting out to the fellow patrons his complaint. "It smells as if someone had stolen the droppings of an aldgoat, mixed it in with slosh from the sewers, and fed it to a goobbue to be barf!" Most of the bar nodded their head in agreement, with a few chuckles and even a hearty laugh from the backroom, where the workers were probably having a short break. A Roegadyne joined in on the fun: "Ah, but the atmosphere always smells like shit these days. We must be flies if so!". Of course, though, no one really laughed at this either, and the Roegadyne quietly sat back down, while Richter was being a jokester still. "Something could yet freshen this air. We won't need the League of Heroes for this matter, gents." Richter then took out a curious cologne, spewing out the contents onto a miniature plate and then trotting about the bar, mixing in the aroma of his concoction with the vile smell of the bar. The result both disgusted most of the patrons and got the men into an uproar of laughter and merry gestures. As it quieted down, the same Roegadyne from the privy, having returned, approached Richter: "Mr. V., we need to talk. Mind if we ditch this joint?" Richter was now back in his fit, drinking down the best imported elixir from Aleport and munching on rye. He got up from his seat to face the hulk: "Is it that important right now? I've only a few spare pieces of my meal left, and I could just--" "I don't really care at this point, Richter. This is a very important thing I need to tell you, so you better follow me outsi--" "Oh fine, then -- let's hear your deal." Both Richter and the behemoth of muscle and bulk quietly walked out on the barkeep, though Richter had at least paid for his meal where the Roegadyne had not. Outside of the Staggerin Centaur were a group of thuggish and crass men that were waiting for Richter: a Hyur wearing basic rags and holding a bag, two Lalafell wrestling in the road, and an Elezen dusting off some valuables. "Richter, we found a new boss," whispered the Roegadyne to the jokester. "Ah but one must remember, Victrar, that one does not ascend the piss-pool of the criminal underworld in such fashion," whispered Richter back. "Let me get straight to it, then," exclaimed Victrar. "Our boss, leader of the Desert Vigils, has been looking around for funding to purchase an airship. Because we can't get such gil to get a ship, and when we realized that we didn't even have the license to buy one legally, I knew that you could be of help to us." Listening to this, Richter knew exactly what they wanted: his father to get them a airship for free. "Your father designs airships, doesn't he?" Victrar was looking Mr. V. straight in the eye -- he wanted this prize, didn't he? "Yeah, but he doesn't take up requests from petty low-lifes like you guys. He's too busy making loads of gil from designing personal ships for nobility, merchants, and other clients to worry about your folk." The thugs were beginning to appear menacing, which only suggested to Richter that he'd just found his first fight of the evening. Victrar cleared his throat: "If that's so, then I still know a way to blackmail him." The Roegadyne motioned with subtlety to his co-wrokers to go get that guy. Richter had fought with Victrar before, and he recalled remote memories of when he and Victrar were criminals together. Mr. V. was once a crime boss himself, 2 cycles past, and Victrar was his syndicate' best fighter and helped Richter make a relative fortune through brilliant scams and other tricks upon the public. THe first man to rush Richter was the Elezen, brandishing a couple of gauntlets -- no match for Richter, who himself wielded gloved katars. Richter side-stepped to avoid the initial strike from the Elezen, before running back and sprinting from a wall to ram the tall thug. In just a minute, Richter had pinned the Elezen down, stripped him of his gauntlets, and now had a new meat chair. "That's one down, Victrar. Do I need to spoil the rest of your trash buddies?!" Victrar was now somewhat enraged, knowing that most of the men in his syndicate were nowhere competent enough to fight his former partner-in-crime. "We need to hold you for ransom, and we need an air vessel, sir. The Ul'dah police are onto to our trail of murders, felonies, and other crimes. It won't take long to settle--" "I think I know where this is going. By the time you do get a ship, we'll all be caught and I'd be lucky to get a parole," mocked Richter at the thugs and Victrar. "Why don't we take this outside, shall we? I wasn't planning on doing this, but--" Victrar couldn't stand this man anymore. He knew that his future was on the line if his boss' mission wasn't fulfilled. "We'll settle this in a few hours. Come by our base -- it's just a few blocks from here, and you'd know where we were. If you don't arrive, we'll all come looking for you." Richter nodded, knowing that this would be some night. "I fully comply, Victrar," smiled Richter, "but you don't always get what you want." By the time the thugs had left, Richter had time to think about this. I need to move my belongings elsewhere, thought Richter, who was soon bolting down to the residence offices to get a transfer to the next ward down. A few hours later, he'd moved to a new tenement, but this wouldn't solve the main issue. Returning to the Centaur, he began to walk his way to the Desert Vigils. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ The entrance-way was through the alley, and Richter merely trotted down a couple flights of stairs to find an underground, tavern-esque room past a door. Richter stood in awe at the mighty chandelier that they must've procured from a nobleman in the Upper District sometime ago, and quietly sat in one of the many conveniently unused chairs that each table had been stocked with. There must have been a larger gang here before, but there was virtually no trace of earlier years left here -- sans the framed portraits lining the walls, showing many thugs that Richter was not familiar with. Victras, au contraire, was alive and active, pacing anxiously in the boss' office, where both Victras and the gang boss waited patiently for Richter. "Victras," said the seemingly soft-spoken Elezen in the big seat, "our guest should have been here by now." The hulking behemoth of rags and muscle shrugged as he sat in a chair. "He can always come of his own accord," murmured the Roegadyne to his employer, "but I know that we'll probably have to go out and track him down the brutal way." "Then, so be it. I'm getting tired of sitting on my buttocks all day, and it won't be long before we're done for -- come on now, Victras, go find Richter." At the sound of this behest, Victras jumped up from the chair, and opened the door to find a very unpleasant sight sitting in a table chair. Vest and undershirt; conspicuous gloves sheathed at the sides of a belt; and a fashionable white cravat. Richter himself was waiting. "Oh, is that you then," sighed Richter as he was messing around with a pocket-watch, "because I've been waiting for a bit." Victras was not amused -- nevertheless, the Roegadyne walked over to another door (one with a window, at that) and motioned his men to the bar. First came the Hyur -- then the Lalafells, followed by that brutish Elezen. The Lalafells were busy torturing a cockroach in a cage, the Elezen giving his nails a manicure, and the Hyur was licking his chops. "We can be a motley crew sometimes, old buddy," grinned the Roegadyne as Richter, unimpressed and smirking as he laid his head on his hand, observed the crew quietly. "Richter, we need to get down to the matter at hand," said the boss as he himself walked through the door. Most of the crew had already taken their places at a table, while Victras and the boss were standing by the bar. "I do not believe we've met yet, Richter." The boss walked over to Mr. V., who had now stood up and was stretching his back. "Call me Remy Simoh," said the boss as she shook it with Richter. Richter, ever observant, watched Remy take a bludgeoning weapon of some form out of his back pocket -- the boss barely grazed a lock of hair as Richter ducked swiftly. "You're smarter than my men have said you to be," grinned Remy as he no longer brandished such a weapon. This was going to be some night. When Victras, Richter, and Remy were all at the same table, Remy began: "Richter, this is not simply a matter of acquiring an airship for our own needs...though that would certainly be nice. *ahem* Several crime groups here in the Lower District, namely the Silhouettes, the Lux In Lieu, and us of course--" Remy stopped to cough, while Victras carried on their message. "--we are planning to tap into your previously-earned criminal fortune, which we suspect you've stowed away somewhere in the desert." Richter kept a straight face throughout all of this, before finally smiling and then laughing haughtily at these buffoons. "Oh really then? --Because, if I may divulge some much-needed info unto your ears, then I will say that my fortune is but long drunk." Richter laughed a little more before standing up, while Remy had raised an eyebrow to this madman. "Richter, I can't honestly think of anything that you would do, as Victras here would tell me, that could drink up your whole fortune." Mr. V. faced Remy and simply said: "Simple: buying expensive kegs of various ales and wines when visiting Limsa (oh, and visiting Limsa while I'm at it), buying some travel across Aldenard for a weekend, purchasing the best gear for spelunking and adventuring, et cetera." Richter smiled once more, though now Remy was becoming tense and was looking to the main door with some anxiety in his eyes. "Richter, we may have some guests arriving, and they'll be here soon," said Remy in a terse manner. "The Ul'dah Crime Patrol Initiative has been onto our trail for a few weeks now, and this is the last bastion we can claim to own -- this bar here." Richter nodded, while Victras had been listening intently to Remy ever since the start of this conversation. The rest of the crew was either asleep, twiddling around with some coins, or just staring at the man in the vest. "Look, if you want my massive fortune so terribly, then I can just say that some of it is stored in Main Bank south of here. I don't even need most of it, as I only visit my father and do other zany stuff on a rare basis." Remy was still looking to the door, and there were no foot-steps heard above the big room. Someone -- no, several men were searching the house above, and would eventually make their way down to the basement, which itself was a tavern. "Remy, Richter, we need to leave," said Victras urgently. Even the crew was now aware of their fate should they stay, and Richter was also putting his ear to the walls. "Richter, we'll settle this matter now. All we need is an ride to Gridania, really, because no one there will be out for us." Richter, now looking back at Remy, grinned and said once more: "You should have said that a long time ago. I can pay for that, but you will leave me be on any future matter. But, may I ask -- what's in the woods for you boys?" Victras said casually, "Plenty of crime opportunities unrealized. We were going to get an airship to facilitate an escape better, but I guess we don't have much choice. After all, none of us can catch you, and we'll need to take a fight outside of the city." By now, indeed, the banging of shelves, wardrobes and closets being opened and closed, and loud footsteps was beginning to resonate throughout the room. In an instant, so it seemed, someone opened the door to the basement. Remy had little time to dodge a arrow from the top of the staircase, fired by a quick Elezen. By the time several Hyur men in armor and the rest of the group began to pour into the basement, the gang made an decisive decision to all crash through a window to the outside. Richter took another route -- right up to the men who had pursued them. "Gentlemen, I am not a criminal myself. Those men -- you want those men outside!" The Elezen laughed at Richter before readying an arrow: "Sir, only a lowly criminal would deal with the Desert Vigils. They've been on the list for several weeks now, and I find it hard to believe that--HEY!" Richter had somehow jumped over the Elezen, and barged his way through the door and into the house. Richter could only say this: "Look at my record, gents. I'm Richter V., Lower District, Ward 3. No criminal in that profile, now is there?" A Lalafell nodded to the Elezen, and the group then ran past Richter to catch the crooks. Pleased that a potentially disastrous incident had been avoided, Mr. V. decided to head to the desert and do some sight-seeing while he waited for the Desert Vigils to make their way out of the walls. The air was cool at this time of night, and the heat was bearable to Richter, still in a vest. Woe to them, I say, for they will have a hell of a time getting out of this city, though Richter as he began to walk on the streets once more. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ A summer air blew past everyone on the streets of their grand metropolis, and Richter meld much gratitude for this breeze, awaiting the next great squall in the sky. Being not so cloudy himself, Richter decided that he would actually go wait for his former men out in the dark of the desert. Well, I haven't had a good argument in a while myself -- there it is, then, thought Richter as he skipped left to right through the blur of tenements that lined the outer regions of town. And as he approached the monumental gatehouse at the eastern end of of the outer wall, Richter had yet to break even a sweat -- this air was virile, but so was he. Business as usual: show identification, pass through gate, give a good day to the guards. It was nearly midnight by now, and Mr. V. held little anxiety...at this time of night. He had ensconced in his shoulders a handy lamp, which he purchased from a street alchemist famed for lamps of extraordinary illumination. Indeed, from all the way over in the distance, Richter could spot even the most subtle of animal tracks, though most of this could be attributed to his keen vision. This light itself was a beacon in the dark, and the moths and flies couldn't keep themselves away from this night-fire as Richter entered the badlands. Trees here are sparse, where shrubberies and cacti are the sustenance of the first consuming order -- most of the residents are used to this prickly landscape, and they pride themselves over their resilience in this land. He wasn't alone: Victras was running without breath, out of the gate somehow (--as if). The others were not too far behind, though the Hyur was screaming so loud that Richter could hear his dialogue. "GOOD GOD NO! NOT THE PRISON -- I'VE SEEN THE PRIVIES THERE!" So was heard by the Hyur man's former co-workers, who were now congregating by a stream a mile off from the city walls. Victras brought a pipe, presumably for smoking, while the Lalafells and the Elezen were playing a game of gibberish when they met with the Roegadyne and Richter. Mr. V., who by now had stripped the vest to be washed in the stream, was merely watching the others as he commented on this gathering. "Is this about my not-paying-you-yet deal? I thought the good lot of you thieves had earned a good keep when we worked together." Victras sighed -- "We all felt betrayed for what you did to us. That should be natural of--" "I told you from the beginning: I'm a capricious man, and one should never expect me to stay the course -- rather, to stray!" Richter then started washing the vest, while Victras scratched his head. The Lalafells were whispering to each other, while the nameless Elezen crossed his arms in boredom as he reclined unto a rock. All in all, they were still the same as they'd always been -- instinct can be quite the mistress. "Richter," said the Elezen, "we've all been on the run from the higher-level groups for a long time. We all know that, and that's what brings us back here again and again...it's a bit pathetic sometimes." Richter shrugged: "The more the merrier. When men are free, they'll do anything related to their passions. We all seem to be passionate about commodities, not don't we? --That includes even you, Rasputo." "Well, there it is," laughed Victras as he began to do some flint-working in the sand. This was a hobby of the Roegadyne, as was alchemy for Rasputo the Elezen -- the Lalafells merely chatted most of the time, and it seemed to fit them as well. "Richter, I thought we had a beef about something?", said one of the Lalafell as they put their chatter on hiatus. "Ah, there doesn't seem to be that much of a fight, now does there? You boys are just as moody as I!" Indeed, though, there was little incentive to prolong a petty quarrel. The times of the old guild were long past, and even heavy men like Victras know when to move on. This group was always neighborly to each other...and what will be will be. However, Richter did have a good question. "What happened to James back at the gate? He sounded like a scorpion had punctured his breeches." The moment that Richter said this, Rasputo suddenly rose from his rock mattress and peeked over the hill to Ul'dah. No sign of the Hyur indeed. "They got him while we were on the lam," sighed Rasputo. "We won't be seeing that fellow anymore. A man who commits the inconveniences that we have is better left for dead in this place." Richter had now dried his vest, but he was ever listening to this. "That would be the case".
  8. Richter had fallen half-asleep waiting for the proprietor to arrive at her destination, and it took someone's obnoxious axe-thumping to stir Richter from a day-dream. "Ah snap, I'm always like this when I go here to meet someone." He slowly stood up from his chair, making sure not to bump anything and cause a n inopportune ruckus at the Guild, and began to walk over to the small group that was now forming in the Dolphin. He knew exactly what to ask of the proprietor, and he going was make certain that he was fit for the role. Walking on in to complete the circle, just as soon as the marauder had finished, he spoke in a confident but reserved voice, almost with a hint of debonair: "Ladies and gentlemen, I have heard of your fine establishment", pulling out the flyer as he went along. "Considering that your guild is to consist of crafters here and from abroad, it would be considerate of someone to acquire crafting materials for a small fee. For that -- I can give you! and with great consistency can Richter. V, Vylbrand Scout and Spelunker, do you a favor!" Richter added some charisma to this charming intervention with motions of the hand and some well-placed expressions. Both he and the axe-wielder had made some fine approaches to this group, and it was now more than likely that both would get their fair share. Richter, on the contrary, was uncertain on what to expect, but that was always the case whenever he made an offer anywhere. Back home in Ul'dah, where gil was hard to come around, paying for his tenement was a major issue at certain times, though Richter eventually did make a lot of money as an ace swindler and crime boss for a month. If there was ever any one element that intervened with Richter's deals, then karma would be it. "I myself would like to know who the proprietor is, much as with this gent to my side." Richter would wait.
  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jymHINLcjlw. I'm being serious here: this chart perfectly conveys the complex nature and moods of Richter.
  10. Indeed, as Richter was in his joy jog down to the Dolphin, he had sighted yet another Mi'qote vectoring towards the Adventurer's Guild, though with a peculiar hat in hand. Knowing that he was not privy to why she had it, he shrugged and kept pace down to the Drowning Wench. "Then again, she is following the group that's also heading- wait, now she's going back, and did that man say that someone desperately need said hat? ...No matter.". It would be of no matter to him, as his arrival at the Dolphin was nigh, and he was well-ahead of the main group. By the time they arrived, he'd be with some sparkling water, a nice waitress, some bread, and a mind set on his next adventure. --It certainly didn't go as planned. The minute that Richter, sweaty from a long jog and breathing like an enslaved kobold on a death march (--he prefers not to talk about that), had descended a tier from the Octant and to the Dolphin -- that was when he saw the man with a stand-out look: urgently running in, and with a bucket on head. Richter suddenly stopped to see said man storm into the Guild and loudly ask for the bar privy. Clearing his throat upon noticing the passer-bys who were also bemused, Richter made a lovely comment he did: "Now this man -- THIS man must have seen the new show! And I do wish to know which one it was." Richter, noticing that the door was closing, quickly skipped in through the passageway and found a table near the front, in the event that he needed to make haste. "Barkeep! Yes, I'd like your best sparkling water and a regular loaf." While waiting for his meal to arrive, the wiry and active Midlander spotted a conspicuous flyer bolted to the guild bar. Getting up to look at, he finds it to be the very same flyer that he possessed himself. "It would seem to be a good day for the proprietor. Though I lack interest in the guild itself, I could get them some supplies out in the wild -- anything to give me something to do right now."
  11. I must be an exception in regards to the 18+ rule, as my parents are ambivalent about what I do online in most cases. Because they don't consider RP guilds to be that much of an issue (then again, we are the type to go to medieval fairs, so we esteem getting in-character rather highly), and considering that I'm a fairly mature person already, I find it somewhat irritating that I couldn't, say, apply to join a guild such as T.A.L.E. (which I would love to join) or the Stormguard. It can be a real nuisance, but I can also see the benefit of the safety net it provides against liability issues.
  12. A tired and exhausted Midlander was only just waking up from a bench nap at the Octant, somehow unaware of the conversation that had just recently taken place. As he erected himself in front of the bench, yawning loudly and without opening his eyes, he opens up and looks at his watch. It's mid-day, and there are great score of men and women in the streets. "Well then, I think I'll be off to the sea. It's rather about time that I do something exciting today -- now what is this?" Richter had now just noticed a flyer that had been swept to his feet by the rushing traffic of the day crowd, and by the sea breeze that put Limsa into motion. As he picked the flyer up and read the contents, an interesting thought came to his mind. "Well, if this guild is to be populated with crafters of many a trade, then they could use materials. Indeed, this is good service for me!" Richter decided that it would be best to head down to the Drowning Wench to get a drink and see if the proprietor of this fashionable venture would be present today. "It's only reasonable that they would head down there; on the other hand, there are various other bars and watering holes in the selection, so it may take a bit of traveling to contact them." Richter, flyer in hand, began to make an excited jog down to the famed bar in the hope of finding a job for this fine establishment. He could only expect to see someone.
  13. Let's give this one a go. First time trying this character in role-play setting, but it should be good. These comments are very detailed, but I'll be more lax about detail when in-game. You invite a friend over to your house for the afternoon. Describe what your friend would see upon entering your home. Considering that the average Ul'dah tenement isn't much of an accommodation, there isn't very much to look at here. Upon entering, you'll notice two big tables in the center of the room: one with a couple of chairs and a lot of newspapers, and one with various trinkets and books that I play around with at night. There are two bookshelves on the right wall, with one containing manuals to various devices and vehicles (my father gave those to me, they're good entertainment) and the other holding my own books (poems and philosophy) and pamphlets. On the left wall resides my wardrobe and a bonsai on a nightstand, right next to a small and cosy bed. I've made a makeshift chandelier out of assorted junk and attached it to the ceiling, and there is a nice fragrance in the air that I really cannot explain (and I don't apply cologne either!). If you're coming in for a visit, you can see me either tinkering around with my equipment, laughing heartily at a really bad article in the ever-manipulated Ul'dah City Tribune, or playing a flute. It usually depends on my mood what I'm doing, but I'm always ready to welcome a friend into the room. During the casual small-talk that ensues, your friend asks you if you have read any good books lately. How do you respond? "Ah yes, books! --Here's a good one: On the Future of Aeronautical Freight. A lovely man named Franc Vuel wrote a bunch of nice articles on how airships are a veritable future for commerce, et cetera... and it's just a nice book to read. As for a book I actually care about, I have yet to find one. *tosses Franc Vuel book onto the table*." Your friend eventually leaves, and you're still bored. Restless, you leave the house and set out for a walk. Describe the neighborhood you live in. Somewhat miserable and filled with only slivers of excitement. The sewage in the back alleys create this pungent odor that seeps into everyone's noses, and it drives me batty pretty much every time I come back home. Most of the tenements have yet to be purchased, and so I'm one of the few residents in my ward (a new one, to be fair, but there are many who came to live in Ul'dah, and I'm surprised that they haven't settled here.). The postal boy is a lazy fellow as well, preferring to fling the Tribune right through my window, costing me a relative fortune in gil -- he'll get it someday with that attitude. My neighbor is a snobby young man around my age (whose name evades me), and he routinely makes it clear to me everyday (--usually by chatting with me around mid-day in the middle of the neighborhood) that he is going to achieve a high rank in this grand city. I can only reply with a good laugh, as few could ever hope to rival members of the Syndicate in this place -- he's such a romantic sometimes. Oh no! An orphan is in trouble! Down the street from where you stand, a small street urchin is being bullied by three larger youths. What do you do about it? It depends on what the poor boy can do. If he's putting up a fight, I'll watch for a while and see where it goes (and if he gets beaten to a pulp, perhaps he'll learn something important). But if he really can't put up a fight, I'll intervene and send the bullies off scurrying (It's easy to do this when you're loaded with gauntlets on your hands, and the bullies are easy to scare anyhow). The following conversation goes like this: "Well kid, when you're being bullied, you need to put up a fight or just get out of there. Look, nice guys like me are never going to have the time to keep saving you from trouble -- you need to do the job yourself. Now here's some spare gil from good 'ol Richter, and use it well I say!" With a pat on the boy's head, I usually head off to the desert to train. Adventure time! The next day, still restless, you decide that what you need is a good change of pace. How do you pack for your four-day road trip to Ishgard? Goody goody, a trip to Ishgard! It's going to be a long one for me, so I usually pack my toiletries and resources in both a lightweight rucksack and in a bag held at the waist. I am accustomed to picking up food and water en route, so my travel equipment merely holds my weaponry, tools, and gil. Once I'm off and in the desert sun, I can work with the heat: shirtless, loose and pale breeches, etc. Along your journey, you spot some bandits waiting at a bridge across a wide but slow moving river up ahead of you. They haven't seen you yet. You need to cross the bridge to get to where you're going. How do you handle the situation? Evasion is the best option here, and I know several detours that can be taken in this scenario (depends on how far up the road it is to Ishgard). If I see a way back to the road around the bridge and across the river, I'll use it, but I will use a decoy tactic of some kind to distract the bandits when necessary (--and when in lieu of a route, understandably). This usually works but, in the chance that I do get caught sneaking past, I'll be ready to pummel them down and escape. Should the bandits be weak enough, I'll even loot them if they have any goods of worth to me. You have just arrived for the first time in a new big city. Where do you go first? I'm a sucker for beautiful landscapes, and I'll definitely scout out the most scenic area in the city to look at. Once I've done a walk around town, I'll go and find a room to rent at an inn or a tavern before doing various other activities (training, talking with locals that seem somewhat interesting, and even trying to find a suiting guild in the area). For being the 1,000th tourist to the city, you have been given a 6,000 gil voucher to spend as you like at the Ishgard Department Store (think FFXIV version of Macy's). What do you spend it on? I'll save up most of the gil for when I need it (either to pay the monthly rent back in Ul'dah and/or to save up for a trip back to Vylbrand), but I'll usually be on the look-out for new equipment to serve my needs as an adventurer. Attire isn't an issue for me, as I have enough money to buy new clothes when I need them. All of that shopping has made you deliriously hungry. What sort of food establishment do you seek out for lunch? Though nothing can beat the Bismarck, I'll usually make sure that I can concoct a meal of rye bread, cooked meat (I prefer dodo, unlike many), corn (it's very delicious), and a small dessert. If I can't make that meal, I'll go look for a tavern that has a dedicated cook and can serve me with something nice and refreshing. I do love a good drink of certain ales at least once per week, but I'd much prefer milk or spring water most of the time. Five months later and safely back at home, you realize the Winter Festival is approaching! What sort of present do you pick out for your mother (or nearest living relative, or closest friend)? I do this every year: sending a ton of gil home to my father, who is usually ill in some form and very busy working on a new airship design. --He does the same for me at that time of year, and with great concern for whatever I seem to be doing out in the reaches of Eorzea and of Ul'dah. I often try to find a collectible figurine to give to my father as well, usually an airship model that he wants to own. And for me, I don't need many gifts -- life already gives them to me.
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