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Jezune Garinthe

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  1. Jezune Garinthe
    Wow. Some people are lucky enough to have silent erections? I'd be worried if it was screaming. Mine sounds more like a slide whistle.
  2. Jezune Garinthe
    Wow. Some people are lucky enough to have silent erections?
  3. Jezune Garinthe
    That look of "bewilderment" you see is actually us straining not to burst out laughing at the pyre of ironbark. Well done. Hey now, lighten up a bit. I'm all for Hyur supremacy but animal abuse is just not okay.
  4. Jezune Garinthe
    In support of the rebellion against the so-called Meowqo'te master race, here's Jezdrg, now with 100% more navel and 100% fewer eyes.
  5. Jezune Garinthe
    You found the fedora!
  6. Jezune Garinthe
    Get ready for your paddlin'.
  7. Jezune Garinthe
    ooh baby when you talk like thaaaat you make a woman go maaad. so be wise and keep on reading the signs of my body. ... SHAKIRA SHAKIRA
  8. Jezune Garinthe
    I'm afraid I'm at work, so I don't really know what's going on here, but... Hyur master race?
  9. Jezune Garinthe
    ... Dogberry, if Yvelont ever marries and you have the honor of officiating, you'd better make damn sure that you learn how to tell which elezen is the bride and which is the groom! Easy! There are no grooms in elezen weddings.
  10. Jezune Garinthe
    I'm not sure how okay with this I am. I'm sure there are other people out there willing to perform your ceremony, but I can guarantee you they're not nearly as drunk, lecherous, or belligerent as I am. Well with those credentials, how could I not go with you?
  11. Jezune Garinthe
    *looks up from the Ring he's polishing* So what, you don't want me to finish this? the Princess cut is nice.. Well I mean, let's be honest. I feel like Yvelont is more of a Maiden than a Princess. Nay. I am Brilliant, sirrah. You're missing the fedora, nerd. *m'lady intensifies*
  12. Jezune Garinthe
    More and more celebration events would be awesome. Those are always great, though they get super crowded. I'll bring the fireworks
  13. Jezune Garinthe
    Damn, I wish there was more open rp in the Shroud. Jezune's original home is in the Shroud, and he'd love to head back.
  14. Jezune Garinthe
    I'm not sure how okay with this I am.
  15. Jezune Garinthe
    Are you sure? They're both Elezen, after all. I heard all Elezen were girls. *ponders* My findings are inconclusive.. There are so many questions. First, we would need to know what the definition of beauty is. Is this restricted to females? Did I wear enough makeup? Are pancakes the true secret weapon against the Gays? WHY CAN I NOT EAT PANCAKES? A: Because waffles are love. Waffles are life.
  16. Jezune Garinthe
    Yvelont: "Anxious to bestow your Goddess' blessing are you, Priestess?" *looks up from the Ring he's polishing* So what, you don't want me to finish this? the Princess cut is nice.. Well I mean, let's be honest. I feel like Yvelont is more of a Maiden than a Princess.
  17. Jezune Garinthe
    #naturalbeauty #wokeuplikethis
  18. Jezune Garinthe
    3spooky5me
  19. Jezune Garinthe
    Jezune enjoying the festival! Man, this reminds me of Fantasia.
  20. Jezune Garinthe
    "Wait, those are gay men...This isn't Denny's!"
  21. Jezune Garinthe
    Ottoooo. Okay I'll go find someone and then you make me super pretty rings. Yus.
  22. Jezune Garinthe
    It's because he forgot the follow-up! "Do you want to?" Oh myyyyy :lol: *furiously scribbles in notebook*
  23. Jezune Garinthe
    "So, uh...you come 'round here often?"
  24. Jezune Garinthe
    "Oh, what're you doing, Jez?" "Oh, you know, just being super classy. Normal Jez stuff. You know." http://i.imgur.com/cFegLa9.jpg[/img]
  25. Jezune Garinthe
    Welcome to the RPC! Make sure you post a welcome thread, neh? Also is that a a Cabbage Patch Lala
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