Elyscia

"Ah fancy th'heat.. but ah'm told s'cause ah'm a Seeker.. 'n' Seekers like heat - or somethin'. Dinnae ken - ah don' feel like a miqo'lass sometimes." She shrugs. "Tells ya what, Mister Warden; fer an old man y'act like a prop'r wain wae all th'bubbles, 'n' splashin'.." Floating back down to the other side of the pool so she could collect a towel lying on the dry land, she'd turn to Warren then cough, "..H'erm.. c-could.. could ya uhmn... can y'close yer eyes?"

I have only just remembered that I had been shipping Warren long before you guys made it cool. *Puts on hipster glasses* Now that a certain someone has arrived again, I must put up my flag and ride out. Warren x Andrea ship must sail again. LONG LIVE THE ORIGINAL SHIP! [16:04]Andrea J.: "Blame mah daddy. Ah still ain't really sure where he got it either, but growin' up with him on his chocobo ranch out away from civilization... Well, Ah got a lot more than mah looks from him, Ah'll just say that." [16:06]Warren C. looks her over appraisingly. "Now that you mention it, you do look the part of a farmhand." He grins at her warmly. "Not often I run into someone who I can look eye to eye with without ducking." [1:40]Warren Castille: "You joined it to meet people, right? And if it's quiet, that's the opposite of the intended goal." [1:41]______ tilts her head and 'awws' at the two Hyurs sitting down together. "Love birds?" [1:41]____: "Leave 'em be, ___, that guys on a mission or somethin'." [1:41]Andrea Jackson: "Oh. Eh... Ah dunno. Ah joined it partly ta try an' give me an opportunity ta get outta Ul'dah. But--" she pauses at the new voice, only to glance over to her with a light blush. "Uh... N-no, not really..." [1:41]Warren Castille looks slightly bewildered. "I, uh... I beg pardon?" [1:42]_____ sighs and mutters beneath his breath. "Bloody 'ell..." [1:42]_____: "Jus' cute, ____. Reminds me o' when ya first... -" she looks over at the bashful couple and giggles. "Don't let me spoil yer night. Be sure to use 'protection'" [1:42]Warren Castille fails to understand you. [1:42]___: "Stop bein' so nosey."

[20:09][8] Right, but I want something back for all of these. [20:09][8] Every day, you must greet me with a pun. [20:09][8] LOL [20:09][8] ... okay [20:09][8] I'll do it ;c [20:17][8] remind me for daily punnage [20:17][8] Aye aye, if you don't deliver then Towering Falcon must whip your back. [20:18][8] among other things [20:18][8] Up to her discretion, really. [20:18][8] what a PUNishment [21:51][8] About to leave work: Oscare, I need that goodbye pun quota from you now. [21:51][8] Hey Ely. DId you hear about the new broom coming out? [21:51][8] I heard it's sweeping the nation. [21:51][8] /shot [21:51][8] lolzzz

Why do you never post all of it! These puns are so tasty that I can't believe you don't want to taco 'bout it. It feels like you don't carrot all, Oscare. Lettuce move on, peas.. I thought we were friends, because we make a great pear. Olive you. But sometimes you treat me as though you don't give a ham. So when I die, I want to berried - that's my jam. 2:12][8] Oscare, we need tree times to be better at this. [2:12][8] You're such a treemendous person, Oscare. Putting up with all of those wooden jokes. [2:13][8] Can we do food puns now [2:13][8] no [2:13][8] Peas can we [2:13][8] are you trying to pick some beef with me, Natalie McBeef? [2:15][8] why do you guys keep making puns, it's rather fishy [2:15][8] Simmer down everyone. [2:16][8] I was scrambling for another egg joke, but I can't seem to whip one up. Guess I'm a bit fried. [2:16][8] I will end all of you [2:16][8] you better hurry before someone beats you [2:17][8] so many puns youll throw your pc out the window just for the halabit [2:17][8] Eh.. but stuffing my jokes to forcefully make a pun is bad. I'll follow Natalie's sage advice. =========================================================================== I donut understand you, Oscare. Do you think you're some kinda big dill? Because I think you might be in a little pickle. I'm nacho friend anymore...

The stupid amounts of water that tidal waved into the face of the tiny, defenseless miqo'te girl was enough to push her back and forcefully submerge her momentarily. Clambering back up to the surface for air, she inadvertently flicked her long red hair upwards like merfolk from myths - minus seashell bra (well, she still had a bikini on) and with Warren being her talking rastafarian (oh, that's right, they're braids, not dreadlocks) lobster bubbling crab friend. Squealing out and laughing, Elyscia whines, "Tha's no bloody fair!"

His snappy tone made the young miqo'te girl pout and frown; ears fell down to the side of her head, and she floated a few fulms back away from him. "...Bloody Hells..." she mumbled. Noting that this grown man was acting like a child, though, with his pouting and folded arms and looking away like a little boy having a tantrum, Elyscia responded with what she felt was the most appropriate action. With both her hands in the water and by her hips, she turned her palms to face him.. and with all her force she swung them upwards, and a torrent of water fell upon the man's head. Elyscia narrowed her eyes at him in a mock-glare, the side of her mouth curled up mischievously.

Gobsmacked. The miqo'te girl was completely gobsmacked by what had just happened, and how quick the large highlander's reflexes were that she actually felt sorry for the inaminate object that was offered to the Gods and launched towards the sun. Thinking that his guilty mumbling was a mention to the pig-tailed blondie, Elyscia just shook her head wondering out loud, ".....What'f that wis ah wee Lala-folk canonballin' intae th'wat'r 'n' y'jus'... smacked 'im outta th'pool..?"

Elyscia shakes her head, exclaiming, "Nay! Folk're s'posed t'figger their shite out 'n' ken whit they wanna b'doin' when they're well young! Ah ken wee lassies who're seein' their bloody fifteenth Summer 'n' can bloody fight bet'r than me, 'n' ken mare 'bout ah buncha other shite!" Sighing out, she then considers to ask, "...When'd ya figger y'wanted t'dae all'ah this Pally shite, anyroad?" The girl also considered something else; that they had been in the hot springs for quite a wee while, and she brought her hands up to her face to look at her fingers, which looked as wrinkly as a...- ..-all of a sudden, a small splash came in-between the miqo'te and the hyur: it was a beach ball. Of Eorzean standards. You know. It was shaped like an angry, orange bomb. It made Elyscia shit herself and gasp an almost-scream out.

Elyscia looked at his braids, and wondered how people braided their hair, and wondered how people washed their braids. "Ah guess. Ah still feel like ah wee dumb lassie who kens fuck all but shite 'n' all that.. But wha'bout you? Ah mean, y'said y'still wear that big hunk'ah met'l 'n' stand 'round th'Quick Sand? How's Miss Momodi?"

"S'no' jus' that, Mist'r Warden.. s'like.. keepin' ah wee knife on me or somethin' 'n' all, like in me bootsies.. Ah don' wanna be all useless 'n' shite 'n' no' b'able t'help mesel' - ah'v had enough'ah that shite." Watching him splash his hair about like a model made the childish miqo'te snicker again - the giggles wasn't entirely out of her system. How do you even wash dreads, anyway?

A very un-ladylike snort which was also the sound of the miqo'te trying to suppress laughter, was pushed out when Elyscia saw the man sink down into the water until only his head was could be seen.. just like hers. She just wasn't able to keep her laughter under-control as she burst out into little giggles and brought a hand up to cover half of her face, unable to look at him. "S-sorry. G-gie me ah wee bit tae-..." her voice was shakey from the tittering. "G-Gods, Mist'r Warden.." Finally calming down, the girl quickly dunked her face into the water and let out a 'hah' out of her system; her face was clearly beaming red and she still couldn't bring herself to look at him properly, feeling awkward and embarassed. "U-uhmns, a-anyways... A-aye! Ah'm .. learnin' t'like.. fend fer mesel'.. Heh. Me boyfriend's teachin' me t'like.. -uhmn - use wee weapons. How t'like, throw folk 'round if they even try'n' touch me. That sorta shite."

Elyscia watched his chest puff out and quickly turned her head to the side to try and save herself an awkward look - her face felt warm again. Tilting her head to the other side, her damp ear flopped down and dipped into the water and still kept her gaze averted from him, "D'ya ken what ah'm like, like? Ah saw ye fer like two suns or somethin'... Wells, ah'm 'ere wae me sist'r.. me boyfriend wis-like.. still try'na get 'em t'stop bloody hatin' ea'chother.." She mumbles and shrugs again, clearly not wanting to talk about it. ".. 'Sides.. y'smelled familiar. Ah sorta ken who y'were... Ah dunno. Ah wee bit's changed since y'last saw me. Folk've been helpin' me be ah wee bit braver.. 'n' ah've been learnin' t'fight fer mesel' so ah'm no' -tae- scared." The miqo'te smiles proudly to herself from how much she's grown-up and learned, and her body - well, her head since that's the only thing Warren could see - was slightly swaying and bobbing as her tail swished happily in the water behind her.

A brow lifted and she gave him an amused look, "She! Are ya 'llowed t'ask if they can go out choc'bo ridin' wae ya?.. Me Doctor's ah real nice lady - ah wee bit tae fancy, no' th'sorta folk ah'd be 'round; ah don' ken much elezen.. but she's like always busy-like. She only talks t'me 'bout how ah'm feelin' 'n' she keeps smilin'... s'ah wee bit weird sometimes." Ending in a slight shrug, she continues on, "Ah don' come back tae Ul'dah 'til like end o' th'moon or somethin', anyways. S'wee bit o' ah while off."

Elyscia squeals and both her hands erupt from the water so she could excitedly clap them together, effectively splashing the man's face. But her excitement quickly blanked as she tilted her head to one side in thought whilst looking at him, "But ah'v no' 'ny reason t'really go back tae Ul'dah... Ul'dah's ah shite hole!" She grumbles out, mimicking his loosely crossed arms. "Ah only go back tae Ul'dah when ah need t'go see me Doctor... Ah'm goin' straight back hame t'Limsa aftah this." Her ears press down against the side of her head again as she pouts. "Ah'm still workin' real hard 'til ah can buy me own choc'bo - ah fancy havin' ah best friend-like."

"Aye, well ah'm no' a wain or ah woman, ah still feel like ah wee lassie!" She giggles, making her damp fringe fall over her eyes, but she didn't bother fixing it. Elyscia's hair had grown very long since Warren last saw her many moons ago - in fact, the young miqo'te looked different in-general: flowing, firey-red locks floated in the water, and though she retained her childish mentality and demeanour, it could be seen from her eyes, or perhaps the slight increase in her confidence around others, and loss of babyfat in her face cheeks that she was turning and growing into a fine young lady. Or something. "Ah'm still wantin' t'ride Victory! Ah'v no ridin' one b'fore! Yer really no' s'pose t'ride other folks' choc'bos at me work, but ah bloody wanna so bleedin' much! Oh, 'n' bloody Hells... Miss Nannybee was fuckin' real mad at me.. fer ditchin' th'caravan thing.. but wis all her fault fer .. whit happened.." Her voice went lower towards the end, and she trailed off - her expression stern and distant. Until she thought about something, and instantly perked-up, laughing as she spoke. "S'that mean yer a crab, Mist'r Warden? You blew ah shite load'ah bubbles jus' there!"

"Ah crab? Why's ah crab? Ah'v no seen a coeurl but are they no'-like all mean 'n' rough 'n' shite? Victory is nae any o' that! He wis nae 'round me 'least! If yer 'round Limsa come t'me work - ah work wae takin' care ah choc'bos 'n' ah'd bloody gie Victory th'best bleedin' bubbly bath he'd ever 'av!" Elyscia brightly smiles in thought of making a bubble-beard on Warren's chocobo, and she waddles through the water, making sure that she doesn't expose any skin below her chin until she's only a few fulms away from the giant highlander man, and speaking as she makes the journey. "Dae ah still get t'ride Victory? Y'said ah could las' time we met ea'chother.. that wis bloody ages ago... S'Miss Nannybee mad at'cha 'n' all?"

*Whispers* "Senpai.... Sseeenpaaai..."

Elyisc'a red, matted ears pressed down against the side of her head when the blond hyur girl squealed out and she grimaced at her general direction. Her expression relaxed slightly when she looked at the hyur man, though, "Ah dunno, Mister Warden.. Ah think ah'd have mare fun if Victory wis here.. Ah like choc'bo's mare than folk, 'n' mebbe Victory'd like t'have ah bath 'n' all. Dae ya give him baths?" The miqo'te tilts her head and her eyes widen, showing her interest in hearing about his bird friend.

This robe is all kinds of ugly. Would've preferred Unindentified Tomestone (I won highest roll at 96 but I left CT before getting it lolololol) might as well roll before I panic-roll on a sash before weekly.

His embarassment and awkwardness of the situation was making it worse for her - she could feel her face redden, and it definitely wasn't due to the heat from the springs. "....Mister - uhm...?" Furrowing her brows, she knew he sounded, smelled, and looked familiar, but couldn't exactly remember his name. "-Mister Warden? S'that you? Bloody Hells, what're you doin' 'ere? 'N' ah don' bleedin' ken what yer oan 'bout! Ah wis here firs' 'n' ah blow when ah bloody feel like it. S'Victory here 'n' all?" She sat on the rocky 'steps' by the side of the pool as the bottom of her chin touched the water, and looked around the area as though the large chocobo would appear out of nowhere.

'Oh Gods.' The sight of the man vehemently blowing bubbles out at her nearly made her drown - she laughed, and had to quickly surface as she spluttered the water out and coughed, wiping her face with her hand and glancing at him rather shyly. "Bloody Hells, Mister.." her voice was croaked and she tried to clear her throat.

Popping her ears up, she could hear more bubbles and she flung her head up to see who would dare challenge her. Of course, it couldn't be anyone else other than the highlander who she recognised - barely. Narrowing her eyes at him, Elyscia took a deep breath with her nose and.. blew more bubbles with some force.

(Disclaimer: I have no idea what I'm doing, Warren dragged me here.) Everything below the miqo'tes nose was submerged in the water of the hot springs as she peered at the large highlander male on the other side of their pool. Though she was looking at him, Elyscia wasn't actually thinking about him; her thoughts were over how she got to this place. Her partner wanted to treat her to some moments of relaxation, and was somehow entered into something called a 'raffle' where he won... this. This all-expenses-paid trip of super-fancy-folk bathing? 'Whatever.' Elyscia shook her head and submerged the rest of herself under the water, and began to blow bubbles - she was always such a child.

Hi, my name is Elyscia Rose, and I'm a hoarder. Inventory First retainer Second retainer Third retainer Fourth retainer

SOME screenshots I took for friends at work. SPOILERS!