Come At the Bro Above You Thread

[Dogberry]

LISTEN UP CHUCKO YOU AND ME ARE GONNA TAKE THE DOWNTOWN TRAIN AND WORK ON OUR NIGHT MOVES AGAINST THE WIND YOU BEAUTIFUL LOSER I GOT THE FIRE DOWN BELOW AND I'M READY TO TURN THE PAGE ON YOU

[Steel Wolf]

Bob Seger references? Seriously? Thought this was the big dog pen but all I'm hearing are PUPPY SOUNDS.

 

BETTER CLEAN OFF THAT WEAKSAUCE AND GET SOME SPICE IN YA, BRO-RRITO!

 

(edit to include: Dammit, Dog, ya beat me to it. )

[Aoi Fukiku]

"All I hear from this thread is 'WAH! We're old and use old references!"

[Dogberry]

Bob Seger references? Seriously?

 

YEAH I HAPPEN TO LIKE BOB SEEGER WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF GOLD DUST WOMAN I'M GONNA BREAK OUT THE CHAIN AND TAKE YOU OUT IN A LANDSLIDE FROM NOW TIL MONDAY MORNING AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY

[Hyrist]

Hyrist:

 

"So... when are you all gonna be done spouting oral and get down to some real business?"

 

*belch*

 

"It's much more fun when things get physical. Come at me bros, and don' forget to bring the towel your friends will have to throw in for ye."

[Gegenji]

PUPPY SOUNDS.

 

Can't stand up to to the pup, I'm snappy like Scrappy.

Care less than Droopy 'n more stylin' than Snoopy.

I'm immovable like Marmaduke, and I juke your rebuke, ain't no fluke.

You're just a toadie like Odie, while I'm tough like MacGruff.

So you should quit barkin' if you ain't up to snuff.

[Aoi Fukiku]

You know what? You are all terrible! More concerned with throwing your sexual body parts around for sizing then realizing that you are being insulted! Perhaps if you all would stop pounding your chests like a Yeti and read a book sometime you would figure this out."

 

*huffs*

[Hyrist]

Can't stand up to to the pup, I'm snappy like Scrappy.

Care less than Droopy 'n more stylin' than Snoopy.

I'm immovable like Marmaduke, and I juke your rebuke, ain't no fluke.

You're just a toadie like Odie, while I'm tough like MacGruff.

So you should quit barkin' if you ain't up to snuff.

 

Tashil:

 

*Claws out*

 

"Mrroolll! Tiny Tike is not Scrappy! Only Scrappy Cat is Scrappy. Kick and punch in Thall's Daddybags till squeaks come out of the Tiny Tike's lips like squished dourmouse!"

 

 

 

Hyrist at Flower:

 

"That's cause we got chests to pound there missy. Maybe develop a couple more years up there maybe you'll be able to tussel with the big boys."

[Gegenji]

"Mrroolll! Tiny Tike is not Scrappy! Only Scrappy Cat is Scrappy. Kick and punch in Thall's Daddybags till squeaks come out of the Tiny Tike's lips like squished dourmouse!"

 

Step back, pussycat, ain't no need for a fit.

If it's a fight you want, then I'm all over it.

You can yowl, you can hiss and sputter all you like,

But you better think twice before facing this "Tike."

Won't even need a ten count to drop ya to the mat,

Because there's more than one way to skin me a cat.

[Dogberry]

IF ANY OF YOU THREE MUSKETEERS WANTS TO TAKE A CRACK AT THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO I'LL BET THE QUEENS NECKLACE THERE WILL BE A BLACK TULIP ON YOUR GRAVES TWENTY YEARS AFTER SO FERNANDE AND THE TWO DIANAS HERE CAN HOOF IT TO THE CASTLE OF EPSTEIN IN THEIR WHITES AND THEIR BLUES CAUSE YOU'RE NOT READY FOR ONE THOUSAND AND ONE GHOSTS AND YOU SURE AS HELL CAN'T TAKE ON THE KNIGHT OF SAINTE-HERMINE

[Steel Wolf]

DOG, I'M ABOUT TO DROP A "SIXTEEN STONE" BOULDER ON YOUR HEAD AND GO "NEVERMIND" BECAUSE I'M A "COP KILLER" WHO WEAVES "BLOOD SUGAR SEX MAGICK" AND WILL USE A "VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER" THAT'LL HAVE YOU BELIEVING YOU'RE ON A "COUNTDOWN TO EXTINCTION".

[Dogberry]

I'M GONNA LEAVE YOUR STARRY SPECULATIVE CORPSE IN THE DUST OF THIS PLANET WITH MY TENTACLES LONG AS NIGHT YOU'VE GOT A DATE WITH THE STRANGER AND YOU'LL WISH YOU'VE CAUGHT THE PLAGUE AT LEAST THEN YOU'D SUFFER A HAPPY DEATH I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU AWARE THAT YOU'RE HUMAN ALL TOO HUMAN AND YOUR MOTHER WILL CRY AT THE BIRTH OF YOUR TRAGEDY YOU AND ME ARE GOING TO GO BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL!!!!!!!!! THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA!!!!!!

[Telluride]

"Are you two Roes going to just keep screaming at each other, for bloody hell's sake? I'm trying to DRINK here!

 

By the Twelve, it's bloody brillig right now, so will you slithy toves go gyre and gimble in someone else's bloody wabe, and take your mimsy borogoves and stick them into your own mome raths and outgrab somewhere else?

 

Bunch of frumious bandersnatches around here... and you MIGHT understand what I'm saying if you'd stop jabberwocking around!"

[Aoi Fukiku]

"Are you two Roes going to just keep screaming at each other, for bloody hell's sake? I'm trying to DRINK here!

 

By the Twelve, it's bloody brillig right now, so will you slithy toves go gyre and gimble in someone else's bloody wabe, and take your mimsy borogoves and stick them into your own mome raths and outgrab somewhere else?

 

Bunch of frumious bandersnatches around here... and you MIGHT understand what I'm saying if you'd stop jabberwocking around!"

"Of course the drunk who can't sing in tune would have something to say about two brutes headbutting eachother."

[Dogberry]

LOOKIE HERE A HIGHLANDER AND AN AU RA WELL WHEN WE TANGLE THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU GOONIES ARE GOOD ENOUGH?! THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY THIS GAME, BUCKO YOU'RE ON THE HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE YOU FOLKS ARE IN BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA I'M AN ANGEL TO SOME AND A DEMON TO OTHERS AND I'M READY TO HAVE THE TIME OF MY LIFE DIRTY DANCING ON YOU CLOWNS!!

 

I THINK AT THIS POINT THE JOKE HAS RUN ITS COURSE SO FROM NOW ON I think I'll change direction with these.

[Hammersmith]

LOOKIE HERE A HIGHLANDER AND AN AU RA WELL WHEN WE TANGLE THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU GOONIES ARE GOOD ENOUGH?! THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY THIS GAME, BUCKO YOU'RE ON THE HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE YOU FOLKS ARE IN BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA I'M AN ANGEL TO SOME AND A DEMON TO OTHERS AND I'M READY TO HAVE THE TIME OF MY LIFE DIRTY DANCING ON YOU CLOWNS!!

 

I THINK AT THIS POINT THE JOKE HAS RUN ITS COURSE SO FROM NOW ON I think I'll change direction with these.

THE ONLY DIRECTION YOU'RE GOING IS DOWN BRO.