Embrace the Discontinuity - FFXIV WTF Brainstorming Game

[Blue]

So, has someone may have noticed, Yoshi-P has a bit of a passion for "experiments" and discontinuity when it comes to Jobs and Classes in this game. Put the classes, add the jobs, put two jobs on one class, put jobs without classes... and so on.

 

So I thought, what else could happen?! Here's some brainstorming I have made.

 

NOTE: This is a thread purely based on satirical/humorous brainstorming. It's not a complaint thread, or a rant thread. Please take the jokes for what they are: jokes.

 

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New classes!

Agent: For Male players only.

Lady Luck: For Female players only.

 

OR

The following new classes will be added:

 

Brass Blade

Requirement: Must have started the game as Gladiator, Pugilist, or Thaumaturge

 

Wood Wailer

Requirement: Must have started the game as Archer, Conjurer, or Lancer

 

Yellow Jacket

Requirement: Must have started the game as Arcanist or Marauder

 

OR

Twelve new classes were added. Only one quest will be available per player, and it will change based on their Nameday Guardian of choice.

 

To accompany this patch, Nameday Guardian of choice will no longer be changeable through the use of Fantasia.

 

OR

The following new Job Quests were added:

So you want to be a Crystal Brave*

So you want to be a Sultansworn*

 

*This quest will be unavailable after certain events take place in 2.55 Main Scenario Quests

 

OR

The Musketeer Class was added:

Requirements:

Must have started the game as Marauder or Arcanist

Must have Llymlaen as Nameday Guardian

Must belong to one of the following clans: Seekers of the Sun, Plainfolk, Sea Wolves, or Midlander.

 

OR

A new race was added: Padjal*

 

*The Padjal Race will not be selectable through the use of Fantasia

 

Players who wish to play a Padjal will have to start the game as Conjurer

Padjali Players may not venture outside of Gridanian regions, nor join any other guild.

Padjali Players will have access to WHM quests without the requirement of lv15 Arcanist.

 

And these are the ones I thought of. Bring on the discontinuity!

[Hyakki]

Here's a great concept I've seen people roleplaying.

 

A class where you are a master of all current and future jobs.

Requirement:must be proficient in void magics and able to break your own arms. Easy stuff since you're a master of everything ever.

[Naunet]

I love this thread.