The "Shipping" Thread

[Roen]

As for Roen... I was thinking about how the only real time a 'shipping relationship' type came up was that Naz was rebuffed so it was like "no girls for Roen"... BUT WHAT IF THAT'S JUST CAUSE NAZ IS LIKE A WOMANIZER HUH. What if we're looking at the wrong gender for Roen~ HURM?

 

/dies

 

/thwap

 

You know Naz was not the only female to express interest. It started to make me wonder.. "Is it the armor? Why??"

 

*shrug*

 

Let's just say... Roen is very traditional.

 

EDIT: *dies* CROFTE!

[Warren Castille]

Definitely the armor.

 

Source: Every effing day in the Quicksand.

[Kage]

Thwaps do not work on me. Only BONKs!

 

I could have sworn you mentioned Roen getting another suitor while she wasn't in the armor... or maybe it was just the armor.

 

But... Roen needs more Hyur males in her life. Or males. I mean... there's Askier... Kage... Xydane... Frhanz'ir/Franz and then Verad. Now insert all the nice females and interactions.

 

Currently Askier and Franz have the most chances but then it's creepy cause Franz is a decade older than her or so ; ;

[Coatleque]

EDIT: *dies* CROFTE!

 

WHAT?! I meant boyz! They talk about boyz!

[Berrod Armstrong]

EDIT: *dies* CROFTE!

 

WHAT?!  I meant boyz!  They talk about boyz!

DO they now?

[Melkire]

I am suddenly picturing Roen and Coatleque huddled on the prison cot, surrounded by magazines and looking at foldouts.

[111]

I am suddenly picturing Roen and Coatleque huddled on the prison cot, surrounded by magazines and looking at foldouts.

 

"So that's what one looks like..."

[Berrod Armstrong]

I am suddenly picturing Roen and Coatleque huddled on the prison cot, surrounded by magazines and looking at foldouts.

...I'm imagining a grand game intro cinematic with sweeping vistas and epic fight scenes that end up right at the scene you described.

 

In HD.

[Warren Castille]

I am suddenly picturing Roen and Coatleque huddled on the prison cot, surrounded by magazines and looking at foldouts.

...I'm imagining a grand game intro cinematic with sweeping vistas and epic fight scenes that end up right at the scene you described.

 

In HD.

 

And as Bahamut blazed a trail across the sky to bring about an End to that Era, those left in Eorzea could not know what trials awaited them.

 

Smashcut away from Bahamut scorching the world in hellfire to chibi Roen and Coat.

 

"THIS IS THE SWIMSUIT EDITION"

"YES YES HM VERY GOOD"

*noodle arms flopping magazines about*

[Oscare]

Seriously though.  Something more realistic:

Erik X Yangh - because already hooked up

Roen X Askier - because torture brings people together

Oscare X Oscare - because dark chocolate protein shakes are not meant to be shared.

[11:53:45 AM] Berrod: Also, crofte shipped OscareXOscare

[11:54:05 AM] Berrod: i don't know if that means sexy cloning, self worship or lonely masturbation

 

NARCISSISM

 

 

You all also clearly don't know about Oscare asking Aya out for a date. >_>

<_<

[Warren Castille]

Hey... Hey Roen. Do you remember you saying I have too much free time at work?

 

 

 

[Kage]

So there's AyaxOscare.

 

But Roen! I MUST SHIP ROEN.

 

I mean.

 

Wait.

 

Yeah gotta ship.

[Roen]

....

 

*Hangs head*

 

I am really ducked behind my computer screen laughing in my office. Ssh.

[Oscare]

So there's AyaxOscare.

 

But Roen! I MUST SHIP ROEN.

 

I mean.

 

Wait.

 

Yeah gotta ship.

Did you mean Roen x every single highlander in the server?

Also, Oscare keeps his options open.

He did kiss Yangh in public. And may have a thing for Ciel. And other boys.

[Berrod Armstrong]

Hey... Hey Roen. Do you remember you saying I have too much free time at work?

 

 

 

 

I don't think there's any way to demonstrate the trumpeting noises that came from my throat at this one.

[Berrod Armstrong]

So there's AyaxOscare.

 

But Roen! I MUST SHIP ROEN.

 

I mean.

 

Wait.

 

Yeah gotta ship.

Did you mean Roen x every single highlander in the server?

Also, Oscare keeps his options open.

He did kiss Yangh in public. And may have a thing for Ciel. And other boys.

Get a baseball card for the spokes and some streamers for the handlebars, folks, we got a server bicycle coming in.

[Kage]

Server... bicycle...?

 

ALSO ALSO...

 

ROENxTHANCRED IF THAT APRIL FOOLS JOKE HADN'T BEEN ONE T_T;

[Warren Castille]

I think the idea of Oscare trying to keep himself from being a gruff jerk to Aya for her sake in like, a fancy restaurant is kind of a cute mental picture. I see lots of him grumbling, lots of her coyly giggling because she sees he's trying for her, and the most awkward and blushing smooch on the cheek at the end.

[Oscare]

Wait.

If we're talking NPCs now.

 

Oscare x Urianger.

 

 

You're welcome. 

I have a softspot for elezen. Especially female ones. Male ones are bonus too.

 

Waren, that sounds like a really adorable prompt to write.

[Kage]

I think the idea of Oscare trying to keep himself from being a gruff jerk to Aya for her sake in like, a fancy restaurant is kind of a cute mental picture. I see lots of him grumbling, lots of her coyly giggling because she sees he's trying for her, and the most awkward and blushing smooch on the cheek at the end.

I dig this.

[Warren Castille]

Wait.

If we're talking NPCs now.

 

Oscare x Urianger.

 

 

You're welcome. 

I have a softspot for elezen. Especially female ones. Male ones are bonus too.

 

Waren, that sounds like a really adorable prompt to write.

 

Can't keep a hopeless romantic from trying. I live for tender moments like this. I'm sure that's a secret to you guys.

[Coatleque]

I think the idea of Oscare trying to keep himself from being a gruff jerk to Aya for her sake in like, a fancy restaurant is kind of a cute mental picture. I see lots of him grumbling, lots of her coyly giggling because she sees he's trying for her, and the most awkward and blushing smooch on the cheek at the end.

 

Seconded. Oscare X Aya! moar pls!

[Oscare]

Too bad Oscare is too dark skinned to really blush, unless he gets a light colored face paint.

[Roen]

I think the idea of Oscare trying to keep himself from being a gruff jerk to Aya for her sake in like, a fancy restaurant is kind of a cute mental picture. I see lots of him grumbling, lots of her coyly giggling because she sees he's trying for her, and the most awkward and blushing smooch on the cheek at the end.

 

Seconded. Oscare X Aya! moar pls!

 

Thirded! (is that a word)

 

I think it will be cuuuuuute.

[Kage]

Makes it all the better when you see Oscare's skin is flushed, just a bit warmer than usual. Just a little darker than usual~

 

I think we're still straying from the best part. Shipping. Roen.