Zac Evans

[align=center] This is not the face of mercy.....[/align]

I want to run more IC dungeons with people. They are far more enjoyable that way. Not that they aren't fun, I love dungeon crawling too. c: [align=center]Whoa! How the hell do you get three Pallys in a dungeon ?.?[/align]

I don't recall him ever flat out stating this, but anyway... SWEET VINDICATION AT LAST. Edit: This was a big deal for me as I got into some heated discussions back around launch about how being able to read in Eorzea should be considered a BIG DEAL that was largely ignored or written off. All that time spent with an illiterate character that is in awe of people that can read feels so worth it now, even if it seemed like NO BIG DEAL to most everyone else. [align=center]I KNOW, BRAH! Argued something in the past about most everyone having the rough equivalent of a high school diploma and that blew up in my face. Granted, I was arguing that Middies were smart compared to most others, but still seems we're dumber than a sack of hammers.[/align] [align=center]But luckily Zac can read and write 'well enough'. Not completely illiterate, but he has to stop every few pages to puzzle out what a word means given its context.[/align]

[align=center]Well that depends Askier, can I turn my fighting into a Hong Kong Action Cinema again?[/align]

[align=center]Zac's Stats (Pre-Adventurer)[/align] [align=center]STR: 10[/align] [align=center]DEX: 10[/align] [align=center]CON: 10[/align] [align=center]INT: 12[/align] [align=center]WIS: 10[/align] [align=center]CHA: 11[/align] [align=center]All 10's being the basic Human template. He's smart and likable, but nothing particularly special.[/align] [align=center]Zac's Stats (Adventurer)[/align] [align=center]STR: 14 (16 Berserk/Unchained, 18 Berserk+Unchained((BARBARIAN RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!)[/align] [align=center]DEX: 14 [/align] [align=center]CON: 14[/align] [align=center]INT: 15[/align] [align=center]WIS: 13[/align] [align=center]CHA: 11[/align] [align=center]Additional (Pugilist/Monk): +1 AC when using Fists of Earth, +1 Reflex when using Featherfoot for 1D4 turns, +10 Speed when using Fists of Wind[/align] [align=center]Additional (Maurader/Warrior): +1 AC for 2 turns when using Foresight, +2 Strength for the duration of the fight when using Berserk (Note:Locked out of all stat/attribute boosting abilities with the exception of Unchained for the duration of the fight), +2 Strength for 1d6 turns[/align] [align=center]Story-wise, Zac's become a member of every single martial guild in Eorzea and even advanced so far in his training he's begun to pick up actual JOBS (So far ICLY being Monk and Warrior). And while I originally intended his path to resemble a Red Mage's (13's across the board, baby!) his meeting with hulking instructor Raging Behemoth set him down a martial path( "I said SPRINT with those 50 ponze sandbags Evans, not waddle like a duck!" "NO EVANS! Lift the anvil with your -KNEES- not your -BACK-!" "DOOOOOOOOODGE! /throws cannonballs"). Despite being Martially inclined, his study of various combat styles and experiences all over the continent of Eorzea have broadened his horizons. Worst of it is, with stats like these he's better suited for a storyline NPC T.T[/align]

[align=center]OOOO! OOOO! I'M IN!!Do me!Do me![/align]

Anyone up for a little character shaming?

[align=center]You need Raging Behemoth.[/align]

[align=center]My Si-siiiii's in liiiiimbooooooooooooooo! [/align] [align=center]/crying[/align]

[align=center]Whoa! I'm really wanting to commission a sig like that from you![/align]

[align=center]...The f**k am I lookin' at here?[/align]

[align=center]O-Osric-Senpai....[/align]

...you have clothes? Leather straps technically are carried in the "clothes" section of the market boards... [align=center]Is EVERYONE gonna give me sh*t about this for forever?![/align]

...you have clothes? [align=center]NOT ANY MORE!!!![/align]

[align=center]I AM FREAKING THE F**K OUT![/align] [align=center]/tears off clothes and runs naked through the forums[/align]

[align=center]That's OOC! I DEMAND it be removed this instant!![/align]

[align=center]/sigh [/align] [align=center]That's Si-si....My employer, and BLATANT. PAIN. IN. MY. ASS![/align] [align=center]I don't know why everyone's being so mean to me....[/align] [align=center]/sobsobsob[/align]

[align=center]That is Doge-berry. He's a PRICK!!! :bomb: Kidding! He's an interesting LS mate of mine, I haven't gotten to rp with him yet, but I don't think the Skies have anyone I don't like![/align]

[align=center]Pouncy, that's Osric, the pretty pretty princess with an iron jaw and fists. He's pretty cool! But he always offers to buy me clothes.... [/align]

[align=center]Poooooooooouncyyyyyyyyyy! You're finally here!! EVERYONE, I KNOW THIS CATMAN! He's pretty fun to rp with.[/align] [align=center]PRAISE HIM![/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]CONSIDER HIS LOVE AN HONOR![/align]

[align=center]Ooo! Ooo! OOO![/align] [align=center]Can I be in this?[/align]

Pffft, apple or GTFO!!!! :dodgy:

Yes he does.

[align=center]M-Merri Senpai, I must admit I had no love for Faerie Apples before I met you...but now....[/align] [align=center][/align]