Oscare

Sometimes I legitimately worry about you people.

After some insight, I decided to change this thread from "Puns" into the general logs thread. Feel free to post your funny (maybe embarrassing) logs from skype, steam, linkshells, or even whispers here. Anything you want!

I'm actually Cuban (with a slight mix of Polish and Celtic way back when). Not American or EU.

I'm surprised there aren't more balls (@_@) and dance events. I thought there'd be more. I'd totally attend this.

[7] Sounds like someone really wants that Oscare Meyer weiner [7] ... [7] @_@ [7] lol @_@

Speaking of bara. [7] Oscare choked on my d. [7] I need an adult. [7] ... [7] that's going to the shipping thread You dig your own graves, Warren.

We roflstomped them earlier today. And by we I clearly mean THE MAELSTROM.

Here's a gold piece from right now; [2] I'm all sweaty and gross. Bara beware. [2] . . . . . . [2] I'm sorry. [2] oh my [2] WHAT? [2] not to menton the alliance seals [2] Oh Warren . [2] yeah I do like some of that gear [2] Afternoon everyone [2] That's going straight to Pillar SHipping thread btw

This first part was awesome.

Kudos to Askier for the event and big kudos to Aya, Osric, and Khan'a for making it ever so even more interesting for Oscare. You guys drove this from "just a mission" to an emotional and personal task.

I'M TRYING TO SAVE MY OWN SANITY. GOD.

[7] no there is too much at steak [7] WE'RE NOT STARTING THIS [7] NOPE [7] I REFUSE [7] I'm starving for food puns because I'm butter than this [7] C'mon! It's such a grape idea! [7] There's a leek in your friend-SHIP. [7] I'll juice be right here [7] I HATE ALL OF YOU

I concur. The best of the worst, though. More puns to come at a later point.

A COMMUNITY THAT STICKS TOGETHER DIES TOGETHER

[7] I read that as 'Treesome' and became very worried [7] I don't. It was just commissioned [7] I don't want to - I just want to watch. [7] lol [7] I don't either [7] heh, nothing wrong with a bit of wood oscare [7] did you just pun [7] *hands Kage really good soap [7] Me? [7] I will end you [7] i'm like 5 seconds from turning this ls off [7] I was hoping you'd continue our pun train, but sadly I wood've been no good. [7] I think I'm going to need to ask all punners to leaves this chat. [7] Because we're en-root to doom. [7] that's too strict of a punnishment oscare [7] okee, i'll stop lol [7] I'm branching out to find more puns [7] we'll talk in private [7] I'm gonna just go and leave that for the lumber. [7] I'm going to need to ask you to leaf, Oscare. [7] I already made that pun [7] gg [7] *scrolls up and looks* [7] YOURS WAS BAD. [7] STILL MADE IT [7] FINE [7] Guys, all your puns are acorny [7] You're just a big sap [7] figured out that anime yet, Oscare? [7] LOL NO [7] does this anime involve pooping [7] ...to contribute. These puns keep sprouting up [7] i hate you all [7] and no, Nat. [7] I'm gonna plant another pun later on, I'm all out [7] this is getting out of hand [7] They are so bad that I'm starting to hae a Mcbeef [7] *have [7] what [7] But what if the puns wilt? Water we gonna do? [7] I swear to god this community is out of it's mind H E L P.

Yeah, generally your best chances are really early morning or very late at night. SOMETIMES you can do it in the afternoon -- depending on the day and by chance, really. I got in on Tuesday 3PM my time, but you have to be really lucky in order to get in on that time. 6PM~1AM my time seems to be primetime for the server, typically. I'm EST though, so those times are probably vastly different than yours.

[7] I'm the dadliest motherfucker in the shell! Can we take a second to talk about this.

Lalalala~

If a bard isn't using Foe with not one but TWO black mages? That's a pretty good indication to boot them, in my opinion.

WoW also has about 10 years of experience and practice to get their customer support to perfection. For running so long, it's only natural they'd eventually get their support straight too. Hopefully SE gets... better support sometime soon.

If a bard is out DPSing a monk or a black mage (especially with the new buff in potency given to black mages), then those are just awful players. A bard isn't centered on dealing high damage, they're built on supporting other players to increase their damage output. (Foe Requiem for BLM, Mage Ballad for MP users (other than BLM)) I also say this because my main job is bard, and I honestly cringe if I out DPS anything that isn't a bard (the exception being if I am severely over geared compared to someone else) But that's besides the point. Every job has their use end game. It's unfair to say "this job will always be useful while this job is good for nothing", because that will never be true. If a job was good for nothing, no one would play it. Now I will say that the current rep that a dragoon carries now-a-days are... bad. But don't let that stop you -- I have seen AMAZING dragoons. I heard a good saying on the actual Realm Reborn forums saying; "A 'good' dragoon will do 99% of a Monk's DPS 100% of the time. A great dragoon will outrank or be on par with a Monk 101% of the time." This all really depends on your skill as a dragoon -- but then again, everything is based on skill. That's my two cents on this.

Never. You just want some of this highlander bod.

Spooning highlanders. We have no shame. None.

Oscare kneels down to his sexy demigod. DAMMIT FRANZ. #bara