Oscare

Consider my bubble bursted. ;~; THANKS KANARIA.

Oscare practices his aerodynamic skills. Ignore the catboys in the back. <3

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Another chance to bring The Strategist back? Yes please.

So. It happened. Huge shoutout to Coatlque for it!

A-A-Aya swoleshamed the Agents. ;~; what do Berrod-domo

Oscare: Pre-battle: 1. "I will hunt you down." 2. "What a bother." 3. "This will be over quick." 4. "Just die quickly." Low HP at Beginning 1: "Hmph, I can still beat you with my eyes closed." Low HP at Beginning 2: "This doesn't look too good..." Against a Strong Foe 1: "This should be interesting." Against a Strong Foe 2: "This hunt should keep me entertained." Against a Weak Foe 1: "Easy prey. Again." Against a Weak Foe 2: "I've hunted flies stronger than you." Fighting against Oscare: Warrior of Light: "... Strange. I won't back down either way." Garland: "I'll be the one to put you in your place." The Emperor: "People like you is why I gotta keep working." Onion Knight: "Really?" Tifa: "You look willing, but are you quick?" Cecil: "Couldn't decide on one side, could ya? I know the feeling." Kain: "Hm, a lot like Alveo then?" Lightning: "You got the same clothes as everyone else. You from my place?" Gilgamesh: "Hey, aren't you the spoony toad guy?" Squall: "A gun AND a blade? We have similar styles, then." Tidus: "Bitch, moan, and complain." Yuna: "You... seem familiar to... her." Chaos: "What are you, even?" Fighting with Oscare: Warrior of Light: "Don't screw this one up..." Garland: "This is your last chance, Garland." The Emperor: "Have fun in the seventh hell." Onion Knight: "I gotta fight that?" Tifa: "You brought this upon yourself. I apologize." Cecil: "Someone worthwhile. I look forward to this." Kain: "I'll shoot you down from the skies, don't try it." Lightning: "I swear, you still look really familiar. It must be the hair... or the clothes." Gilgamesh: "I'm not up to Toad tonight." Squall: "Let's see how your gunblade holds up against my axe-and-gun skills." Tidus: "Ugh, I hate babysitting." Yuna: "I'm sorry. That's all." Chaos: "I'm sorry Mister Depressing." Victory: 1. "Don't say I didn't warn you." 2. "My work here is done." 3. "My pistols didn't even get warmed up." 4. "A total lack of blood spill on my axe." Low HP 1: "Didn't even break a sweat." Low HP 2: "Close match, but not close enough." Strong Opponent: "A worthwhile hunt, but I still emerged victor." Strong Opponent 2: "No prey ever escapes me unscathed." Weak Opponent 1: "I shouldn't have even bothered." Weak Opponent 2: "What, that's it? Not even thrilling." Defeat: 1. "Urgh..." 2. "Dammit, that was uncanny power..." 3. "I-I'll be back for you later." Strong Opponent 1: "I should have known better..." Strong Opponent 2: "The primals -- they -- got to you... it must be." Weak Opponent 1: "You should train a little harder." Weak Opponent 2: "Couldn't beat me even if you tried at trying to." Defeat against Kain: "Urgh... just like... him as well..." Defeat against Yuna: "I underestimated you... she would've beat me senseless too, in this case..." Penelo comment: "Bows, guns, rifles, axes, lances, fists, AND swords. That's his weapons from best to worst in skill... Can't he choose one?!"

[2] I lack the CON and FORT to 69 with Osric ;~; [2] My STR woudl break him... which is rather pathetic, really [2] Huuuuum

[FC] the gramma is dying every passing sentence in this chat The command /ds does not exist. Oscare Iono: "Cards?" [FC] ... drammar* [FC] GRAMMAR* I can rp gud

I can't wait! Oscare will look hella sexy in blackflame.

You can also tell I'm not exactly the most experienced Dungeons and Dragons player. >_

I also decided to average out Oscare's charisma to 9 and his Intelligence to 10 after some mulling over it, and also Crofter's contribution of "3 is animal intelligence", a point I completely forgot. I also put Oscare's DEX at 19 because it just made more sense to me. P.S: Oscare still isn't charismatic, if last night was any indication.

The reason I did 1~20 as opposed to 1~10 is because I felt like 1~20 could be a little bit more 'broad', per say. We're using FFXIV characters and judging them under D&D stats, I felt like 1~10 just wouldn't cut it. Also, Crofter's explanation of INT vs WIS is the best. EDIT: Looking over these numbers... damn we're strong people. How do we even not overthrow everyone?

Oh crap, no it didn't. I just confused Constitution with Fortitude save. >_

god stop making so many annoying threads I have to read Oscare AHEM. So this was another cool idea I stumbled upon when I was reading an old guild forum. Imagine your character with DUNGEON AND DURRGONS STATS. For those of you who never played Dungeons and Dragons, it's a tabletop roleplaying board game where you make a character and you go and very... something too magical campaigns. But I won't explain all of D&D because either you have already played it or don't care. Also, if I did explain it all, we'd be here for hours. REGARDLESS. D&D has six core stats. Strength(STR): How strong is your character physically? How well do they use close-range weapon (fists, lances, axes, maces, etc)? Are they so stronk they can movez mountainz? Or is they super feeble-senpai-domo? Fortitude(FORT): How resilient is your character? Do they have a lot of endurance? Can they run for a prolonged time; or hold their breath in water for an impressive amount of time? Do they go down easily? Can they resist sicknesses easily? Dexterity(DEX): How agile is your character? Are they very fast and flexible? Do they have excellent reflexes? Can they use ranged-weapons (bows, guns, crossbows, etc) very well? Intelligence(INT): How smart is your character? Are they proficient magic users? Are they crafty and clever? Sly? Know how to use a lot of objects? Know how to make a lot of things? Know how to fix a lot of things? Wisdom(WIS): Is your character dense? Do they have a strong common sense? Do they have trained, heightened senses? Can they figure out situations in a whim? Charisma(CHA): Is your character charismatic? Are they sociable? Are they very representative? Diplomatic? Good liar? Sweet talker? Do they often get their way by their words or looks? Are they the center of attention in social situation? We're going to be using an unusual scale of 1-to-20. 1 meaning they fail at life in that stat and 20 being so godly that their unmatched, and 10 being mediocre. I know a lot of veteran D&D players might disapprove of this scale (and this whole thing in general, probably), but I had to SUPER DUPER CONDENSE everything to make it easily understandable. My goal with this is to see where your character stands in each stat. It's a fun little thing -- just attach a number to each of the stats on your chosen character and give a small, little, brief explanation of why it's that number. EXAMPLE: Oscare Iono Strength: 10 -- Oscare doesn't really focus to highly on pure muscle strength. Sure, he has the muscle power, but doesn't use it too much in practice. Using physical weapons, he prefers to make very quick, decisive attacks and dodging instead of raw power. Fortitude: 14 -- Oscare is tenacious and somewhat resilient. He won't give up on a prey until either one of them gives up -- and it's usually the prey that gives up. 90% of the time. Dexterity: 18 -- Probably the most important one to Oscare, since he mainly uses bows and guns. He's insanely quick on his feet, and even quicker to react. Intelligence: Around 11 -- Oscare is an engineer... and that's pretty much it. He's not very knowledgeable outside of anything that isn't a machine. Wisdom: 18 -- Oscare does train his sense as well as his speed, however. His eyesight is nearly unmatched, and he's very quick to get to conclusions. He knows his way around behaviors, and how to offset them. Charisma: 9 -- Anyone who knows Oscare enough would know why this number is so low.

FIGHTING YOU Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat bar. I laughed so hard that I made an unidentifiable noise.

[5] I do not 'derp', Master Iono. [5] >_> [5] <_< [5] you will once I'm done with you [5] Warren's not around. This would be your chance. [5] oh my [5] prepare your buns

My photography is awful and so are my graphics. I swear I will take a better picture to make up.

This isn't an in-game shot... well... technically it's in-game, but not FFXIV game. WHATEVER JUST HAVE IT.

I like to think of miqo'tes as just "cat-like people". They have cat ears and tails, but they're just normal people. They might have honed senses like smell and sight, but otherwise... they're not cats. Their reflexes would be like those of normal people (except, of course, if your character trained to have cat-like reflexes). That's how I imagine them, anyway.

Someone should write me and I'll try to reciprocate. I figured I should involved myself somehow before I move to the next one.

[FC] Camy come kidnap me [FC] you won't even need to feed me [FC] I'll just photosynthesis [FC] if you'll pay for my ticket Oscare confirmed for plant.

Second challenge is closer than I think it is. I've already started the idea for it. You guys are too freaking fast.

... Believe it or not, I actually can't think of any major "what if" moments in my character's life. Huh.

My SS quality is awful. Oops.