The PUG Drinking Game

[kitakaze]

This is a drinking game I devised after much deliberation (about ten minutes) in order to make PUG dungeons more interesting. Get your favorite drink and something you can take shots of (nobody actually likes shots, don't lie) and get to it. Queue up, Eorzea!

 

(That all being said, know your limits!  Also please don't drink if you're underage, if you have health problems which could be affected, or if you're going to be driving. Stay safe, the queue to get back into Earth is way worse than DPS soloing!)

 

Tanks:

•If you die, take a drink.

•Every time DPS complains about aggro without following kill order, take a drink.

•If you lose aggro with everyone ON kill order, take a shot.

•If the healer dies with aggro, take a shot.

•If you lose aggro to Eos, take a shot. (If Eos survives and holds aggro, take another shot)

 

DPS:

•If the tank fails to mark kill order against a group of more than three, take a drink.

•If you strip aggro off the tank despite following kill order, take a drink. (If the tank is 10+ ilvl above you, finish your drink)

•If the tank positions a boss with its back to a damage or kill mechanic (e.g. lava) take a drink. (If playing MNK or DRG, take a shot)

•If you consistently pull and hold aggro for 3 or more pulls, finish your drink 

 

Healers:

•Every time you see "Duty Commenced", take a drink. (Just in case)

•Every time someone stands in an AoE, take a drink.

•If the tank dies, take a drink.

•If the tank elects to speedrun without telling the party, take a shot.

•Every time someone runs out of casting range take a shot. (x2 if they run INTO an AoE)

•SCH- If Eos strips aggro off the tank, take a drink.

•WHM- If you run out of MP, take a drink. 

[Unnamed Mercenary]

I do this when I DR. ...but the rules, I've have needed about a gallon of vodka from this one tank when I did a Keeper of the Lake.

 

Ran in with no notice. Tried to lockout mobs after pulling them in the boss area. He raged when we died because there was nowhere I could run and every aoe hit me. I considered leaving the group for a little while, until he shut up.

[Edda]

•If you tell a shitty random how to do their job correctly so they can stop sucking major ass and they actually start doing it, rob a liquor store.

 

 

[Nebbs]

If this is any CT instance take several drinks before you go in as a penalty.