Roast A Person Above You!

[Aaron]

You know what they say, midgets run in packs.

[Gegenji]

Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

 

I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog.

 

Yeah, after Dhemgeim there's really no point, but I've made a few solid ground rules now: No wild animals or Coralites.

 

Please don't give people more reasons to try and join Coral, Dog, we're full up as it is.

[Brynhilde]

Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

 

I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog.

What standards?

 

I bet you two hate standards. Especially ones along the line of, "must be this tall to ride."

 

Which honestly explains more than a few things.

[Aya]

Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

Well, at least we know Dog's good at something: wishful thinking

 

Gotta be rough on a guy to only be liked for his legs.

[Brynhilde]

Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

Well, at least we know Dog's good at something: wishful thinking

 

Gotta be rough on a guy to only be liked for his legs.

 

Yep.

 

 

All 3 of 'em.

[Gegenji]

Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

 

I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog.

What standards?

 

I bet you two hate standards. Especially ones along the line of, "must be this tall to ride."

 

Which honestly explains more than a few things.

 

Given the people Dog's slept with, having a "must be this tall to ride" sign would at least be an improvement.

[Dogberry]

Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

 

I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog.

 

Yeah, after Dhemgeim there's really no point, but I've made a few solid ground rules now: No wild animals or Coralites.

 

Please don't give people more reasons to try and join Coral, Dog, we're full up as it is.

 

I know, The Coral Sea is one of the fastest growing FCs and full of fun loving, kind people. I'm sure some day those qualities will rub off on you.

[Gegenji]

I know, The Coral Sea is one of the fastest growing FCs and full of fun loving, kind people. I'm sure some day those qualities will rub off on you.

 

Thanks for the vote of confidence. It's nice to see you care about something beyond what new vice you can drown your sorrows into.

[Dogberry]

I know, The Coral Sea is one of the fastest growing FCs and full of fun loving, kind people. I'm sure some day those qualities will rub off on you.

 

Thanks for the vote of confidence. It's nice to see you care about something beyond what new vice you can drown your sorrows into.

 

Thanks! Lately it's been primal killing. Turns out I'm awesome at it. Speaking of hobbies, a little witch recently told me you've joined a new club. They meet Thursday nights at The Drowning Wench, I hear. It's the "I Got Dumped By Memeli Meli" club. I thought that was you and Koporo I saw there on my last patrol.

[Brynhilde]

Which I think sums up the relationship between you and I. "Too easy for me."

 

I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog.

 

Yeah, after Dhemgeim there's really no point, but I've made a few solid ground rules now: No wild animals or Coralites.

 

Please don't give people more reasons to try and join Coral, Dog, we're full up as it is.

 

I know, The Coral Sea is one of the fastest growing FCs and full of fun loving, kind people. I'm sure some day those qualities will rub off on you.

 

I really don't think chachan's going to be growing any time soon, Dog. Even if he does want to meet your standards to ride.

[Gegenji]

I know, The Coral Sea is one of the fastest growing FCs and full of fun loving, kind people. I'm sure some day those qualities will rub off on you.

 

Thanks for the vote of confidence. It's nice to see you care about something beyond what new vice you can drown your sorrows into.

 

Thanks! Lately it's been primal killing. Turns out I'm awesome at it. Speaking of hobbies, a little witch recently told me you've joined a new club. They meet Thursday nights at The Drowning Wench, I hear. It's the "I Got Dumped By Memeli Meli" club. I thought that was you and Koporo I saw there on my last patrol.

 

Odd, I don't hang out at clubs where people mope about who broke up with them for a month and a half. Are you sure it was me? I'm sure if I had been there, Koporo would've been accusing me for ruining his life some more.

 

Also, don't call it a "patrol." Getting drunk on duty is not a patrol. I don't care what your father told you.

[Dogberry]

 

I think it's a little late to be trying to set standards on your relationships there, Dog.

 

Yeah, after Dhemgeim there's really no point, but I've made a few solid ground rules now: No wild animals or Coralites.

 

Please don't give people more reasons to try and join Coral, Dog, we're full up as it is.

 

I know, The Coral Sea is one of the fastest growing FCs and full of fun loving, kind people. I'm sure some day those qualities will rub off on you.

 

I really don't think chachan's going to be growing any time soon, Dog. Even if he does want to meet your standards to ride.

 

Nonsense, all it takes is a little fertilizer and some regular watering!

 

And ah, Bryn, my dearest, my autumn flower, ma belle peche. If only I had both eyes to behold you. At least then I wouldn't have to feign having a blind spot for the sake of fairness when we spar.

[Gegenji]

I really don't think chachan's going to be growing any time soon, Dog. Even if he does want to meet your standards to ride.

 

That would require:

 

a.) for Dogberry to have standards, and

b.) for me to want to meet his "standards to ride."

 

And considering he sleeps with a Highlander supremacist who can't even uphold her own standards by sleeping with another Highlander rather than going for the easy lay, I don't think either of those requirements are met.

[Aaron]

Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

[111]

Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

 

Because Aaron's sister was otherwise occupied.

[Dogberry]

Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

 

If anything, Chachanji's getting double teamed here, which, y'know, I'm proud for him. It's the only chance he'll ever have to make that claim.

[Gegenji]

Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

 

If anything, Chachanji's getting double teamed here, which, y'know, I'm proud for him. It's the only chance he'll ever have to make that claim.

 

Yes, being double-teamed by a moral-less drunkard with a bad accent and no leg to stand on in regards to anything... and Dogberry. My dreams truly have come true.

[Aaron]

Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

 

Because Aaron's sister was otherwise occupied.

Least we know she gets more play than Evangeline!

[111]

Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

 

Because Aaron's sister was otherwise occupied.

Least we know she gets more play than Evangeline!

 

True, she's like tic tac toe. Played by all, and really easy.

 

Evangeline is like that weird boxed board game in the back of the closet, with a title in german.

[Gegenji]

Evangeline is like that weird boxed board game in the back of the closet, with a title in german.

 

No wonder she's so dead-set on telling people what they should believe, how things should be run, and why she's quick to resort to violence when things don't go her way.

[Dogberry]

Why y'all gotta double team the berry? Lol

 

If anything, Chachanji's getting double teamed here, which, y'know, I'm proud for him. It's the only chance he'll ever have to make that claim.

 

Yes, being double-teamed by a moral-less drunkard with a bad accent and no leg to stand on in regards to anything... and Dogberry. My dreams truly have come true.

 

It's all downhill from here, Chachan. You've peaked. Looking back, it almost seems as if your successes were the result of nothing more than a roll of the dice against an arbitrary random number, with no actual input on your behalf. Each "success" indistinguishable from "failure" in any meaningful way besides sheer dumb luck. Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about your Grindstone record.

[Gegenji]

It's all downhill from here, Chachan. You've peaked. Looking back, it almost seems as if your successes were the result of nothing more than a roll of the dice against an arbitrary random number, with no actual input on your behalf. Each "success" indistinguishable from "failure" in any meaningful way besides sheer dumb luck. Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about your Grindstone record.

 

I think that's everyone's Grindstone record.

[Dogberry]

It's all downhill from here, Chachan. You've peaked. Looking back, it almost seems as if your successes were the result of nothing more than a roll of the dice against an arbitrary random number, with no actual input on your behalf. Each "success" indistinguishable from "failure" in any meaningful way besides sheer dumb luck. Oh, sorry, I was just thinking about your Grindstone record.

 

I think that's everyone's Grindstone record.

 

That's why I don't really do the Grindstone. If I want to contemplate the futility of life, I'll make myself some coffee, smoke some clove cigarettes, and listen to Joy Division like a normal person.

[111]

Evangeline is like that weird boxed board game in the back of the closet, with a title in german.

 

No wonder she's so dead-set on telling people what they should believe, how things should be run, and why she's quick to resort to violence when things don't go her way.

 

Big words coming from a tiny little untermensch.

[Gegenji]

Evangeline is like that weird boxed board game in the back of the closet, with a title in german.

 

No wonder she's so dead-set on telling people what they should believe, how things should be run, and why she's quick to resort to violence when things don't go her way.

 

Big words coming from a tiny little untermensch.

 

Big words coming from Nero Lite. So, how long is the arc until Eva finally eats it angry and recalcitrant in a dirty warehouse?