Roast A Person Above You!

[Gegenji]

... So, have either of you managed to catch the half-dead, half-crazy pirate with daddy issues yet?

[Unnamed Mercenary]

Probably not. Osric couldn't even keep this one sickly, dying, Miqo'te dead. Now he's running around selling people guns.

[Coatleque]

I don't know. Has Chachanji given up his dreams of being a semi-paladin yet?

[Gegenji]

I dunno. Has Crofte?

[Kage]

At least Osric didn't nearly kill himself, again, to save someone with a Void issue that he hardly knew, Franz.

[Melodia]

Kage was such a good mentor to Ruru that he went on to mentor Kenny from South Park soon after.

[Edda]

Of course, Ser Crofte. Give my regards to the sultana, will you?

Can't you give the sultana your own regards?

 

 

 

How else did you earn your red wings?

 

[Roen]

I heard Kage is coming back to RPing again.

 

Does this mean we should expect more kidnapping/hostage plots?

[Melkire]

Probably not. Osric couldn't even keep this one sickly, dying, Miqo'te dead. Now he's running around selling people guns.

 

Immortal Flames here, we're a military and our primary purpose is to put down live Garleans. I put mine down. What happens afterwards is more a concern for the adventurer's guild, the Scions, and naive individuals who get shot point-blank.

 

Of course, Ser Crofte. Give my regards to the sultana, will you?

Can't you give the sultana your own regards?

 

 

How else did you earn your red wings?

 

 

Honorable discharge.

[Coatleque]

*jingles cuffs at Roen*

Ready for round 3?

[Kage]

I don't know Roen. Have you finished growing out your hair yet?

[Roen]

Coats, those look soft. Didn't I see those on Jameson's bed?

 

Kage, it took months to grow out. Where were you?

[Unnamed Mercenary]

Hey! That's right! Kage's a lalafell again!

[Warren Castille]

I knew all it would take was a single match to catch all of you on fire.

 

Adding this to the OP as well, it fits a lot better

 

http://www.instantrapairhorn.com/

[Unnamed Mercenary]

Probably not. Osric couldn't even keep this one sickly, dying, Miqo'te dead. Now he's running around selling people guns.

 

Immortal Flames here, we're a military and our primary purpose is to put down live Garleans. I put mine down. What happens afterwards is more a concern for the adventurer's guild, the Scions, and naive individuals who get shot point-blank.

 

Wasn't one of your characters his master? Gotta take responsibility, man. Jin'li's gonna get a bit far ahead otherwise.

[Warren Castille]

Now now, Franz. Osric's quite literally built his career on fucking up, appealing to a higher authority to make it go away and then making bigger messes.

[Melodia]

Now now, Franz. Osric's quite literally built his career on fucking up, appealing to a higher authority to make it go away and then making bigger messes.

 

Wait...isn't that one of the key qualifications of becoming a mod on this site?

[Aoi Fukiku]

Now now, Franz. Osric's quite literally built his career on fucking up, appealing to a higher authority to make it go away and then making bigger messes.

Warren sits on a high horse often....well a rock.

 

Edit: mel does not pull off those short shorts.

[Unnamed Mercenary]

Anyone -ever- know what Edda's thinking? I know sure as hells Franz doesn't.

 

Whether he's trying to be nice or mean, she just sits there with a stony face.

 

Titan might b a rock, but at least he shows some concern.

[Melkire]

Now now, Franz. Osric's quite literally built his career on fucking up, appealing to a higher authority to make it go away and then making bigger messes.

 

 

I admit defeat. Well-played, ser.

[Martiallais]

Mel are those short shorts a part of your counseling schtick or is the view just for helping get clients in the door and on the couch/floor/wherever?

[Unnamed Mercenary]

Now now, Franz. Osric's quite literally built his career on fucking up, appealing to a higher authority to make it go away and then making bigger messes.

 

 

Gods, Osric. Can't you follow the forum rules?

[Melodia]

 

 

Edit: mel does not pull off those short shorts.

 

 

Self roast: Sure she does. Haven't you heard? Anytime....anywhere.

[Martiallais]

Now now, Franz. Osric's quite literally built his career on fucking up, appealing to a higher authority to make it go away and then making bigger messes.

 

 

Gods, Osric. Can't you follow the forum rules?

 

Osric, like most people with authority in Ul'dah, doesn't have to follow the rules, he just makes sure EVERYONE ELSE does.

[Edda]

Anyone -ever- know what Edda's thinking? I know sure as hells Franz doesn't.

 

Whether he's trying to be nice or mean, she just sits there with a stony face.

 

Titan might b a rock, but at least he shows some concern.

Better to be hard as a rock than the alternative. No wonder Franz's wife doesn't miss him.