Kellach Woods Posted February 22, 2015 Share #1 Posted February 22, 2015 Skill Speed. That is all. I'd just like to know why it's that much a joke. Link to comment
TheGreatSunbro Posted February 22, 2015 Share #2 Posted February 22, 2015 Gonna be honest there, that actually got a laugh out of me. Gold star for you sir. Link to comment
Desu Nee Posted February 22, 2015 Share #3 Posted February 22, 2015 Here's another. Maelstrom winning PVP. Link to comment
Steel Wolf Posted February 22, 2015 Share #4 Posted February 22, 2015 I got one I got one! The additional ranks for GC. Yoshi why? Link to comment
Magellan Posted February 22, 2015 Share #5 Posted February 22, 2015 Conjurer is fun to level. *cough cough* Am I doing it right? D: Link to comment
Makyn Loneseeker Posted February 22, 2015 Share #6 Posted February 22, 2015 Conjurer is fun to level. *cough cough* Am I doing it right? D: Yes. I laughed. -Watches as another rock flies across the screen.- Link to comment
Dat Oni Posted February 22, 2015 Share #7 Posted February 22, 2015 DPS queues. Skill Speed. Spell speed on a SMN. Link to comment
allgivenover Posted February 22, 2015 Share #8 Posted February 22, 2015 Conjurer is fun to level. *cough cough* Am I doing it right? D: Yes. I laughed. -Watches as another rock flies across the screen.- It was for me? I guess how I can see it being slower than the average. Just do low level roulette. It'll pop in <5 mins. Link to comment
Devereau Posted February 22, 2015 Share #9 Posted February 22, 2015 DPS queues. Skill Speed. Spell speed on a SMN. At the moment, playing SMN just about ruins everything. It's a wonder we can have nice things. Puns aside, God dammit, fix Spell Speed. Link to comment
Spethah Posted February 22, 2015 Share #10 Posted February 22, 2015 A dragoon and a ninja walk into the bar. Everyone else dodged. What car does Titan drive? A Dodge. What is Ifrit's favourite place? The salon. He loves getting his nails done. Why is Culinarian the best crafting class? They have a Limit Bake. Why are White Mages the true heart of the party? They sure know how to raise the roof! Why are Scholars so boring in parties? They do everything by the book. What do you call a Lalafell psychic wanted in Limsa? A small medium at large. How does an Arcanist lose weight? They lose the Carbs. I'll see myself out. 5 Link to comment
Melody Posted February 22, 2015 Share #11 Posted February 22, 2015 Just in from Brio: What does a rogue call something he thinks is cool? ... Incognito :surprise: Link to comment
Gegenji Posted February 22, 2015 Share #12 Posted February 22, 2015 How does a Fairy know who's summoning them? Scholar ID. What do Eorzean call their swimming competitions? Leviathons. An Ixal wasn't paying attention when summoning his Primal. He was in for Garuda wakening. 2 Link to comment
Hihimi Posted February 22, 2015 Share #13 Posted February 22, 2015 Two keeper males walk into the Quicksand, sit down, and order drinks. The first is obviously very upset by something. "Still thinking about how Kay stood you up?" His friend says, attempting to console him by silently picking up the tab as Momodi comes back with their drinks. "Yeah, I just...I thought she had just forgotten, then I saw her talking to that other guy and..." the first groans, faceplanting on the bar. "Hey bro, What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger." the second says, patting his friend on the back. "I guess. That's a nice saying, did you come up with it?" the first says, sitting back up and rubbing his forehead. "Nah, it's not Miqo'te." Link to comment
Kinono Posted February 22, 2015 Share #14 Posted February 22, 2015 Conjurer is fun to level. *cough cough* Am I doing it right? D: Yes. I laughed. -Watches as another rock flies across the screen.- It was for me? I guess how I can see it being slower than the average. Just do low level roulette. It'll pop in <5 mins. It's not that it's slow, it's that it's boring. In the low level dungeons there is practically nothing to heal, and what little there is, arcanist and thaumaturge can cross-class all your utility away, and by the way, your DPS is near worthless. It's not fun because you may as well just not be there until ~level 30. Link to comment
Merri Posted February 22, 2015 Share #15 Posted February 22, 2015 So this Dragoon invites his friend over to check out his new house. It was fully furnished, a genuinely nice place, but it was missing one thing. The friend says to the Dragoon, "Hey, I like your place, but I feel like you're missing something important. Where's your bed?" The Dragoon paused for a moment before replying, "Oh, I don't need one. I'm used to sleeping on the floor." How do you drown a Dragoon? You put an AoE circle at the bottom of a lake. Sorry, Dragoons. I don't actually believe in that stereotype. Link to comment
Magellan Posted February 22, 2015 Share #16 Posted February 22, 2015 How does a Fairy know who's summoning them? Scholar ID. What do Eorzean call their swimming competitions? Leviathons. An Ixal wasn't paying attention when summoning his Primal. He was in for Garuda wakening. You sir, have earned all of the wins on this thread. Link to comment
K'nahli Posted February 22, 2015 Share #17 Posted February 22, 2015 Why are bards banned from karaoke night? Because they're too ****'ing competitive. Sorry, that's a pet-peeve of mine. Link to comment
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