Aduu Avagnar Posted February 24, 2015 Share #1 Posted February 24, 2015 I forgot to take a screenshot of it, but I think that the question about whether or not Godbert Manderville was a good guy was answered at the end of the tour. Link to comment
Dogberry Posted February 24, 2015 Share #2 Posted February 24, 2015 Godbert Manderville! BEST DAMN SALESMAN IN THE OFFICE! Did you know Godbert Manderville is the godfather of Dogberry's son?! He showed up to the church in his golf pants, caked in mud, and pushes the priest aside and says "I'LL BAPTISE THAT PIECE OF CALAMARI!" and soaks Dogberry's baby in whiskey and says "THERE YOU'RE BAPTISED!" And his son is blind to this day! Link to comment
Kage Posted February 24, 2015 Share #3 Posted February 24, 2015 Two questions: First, Dog are you drunk? Second, are you sure it was Godbert and not Hildibrand? Link to comment
Dogberry Posted February 24, 2015 Share #4 Posted February 24, 2015 Nobody's drunk when compared to Godbert Manderville! He's a big guy, stands about 6 fulms 7 ilms, weighs about 380 ponzes. Did you know if you run a phonograph needle across his beautifully chiseled and oily physique it plays The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds?! 1 Link to comment
Brio Posted February 25, 2015 Share #5 Posted February 25, 2015 Nobody's drunk when compared to Godbert Manderville! He's a big guy, stands about 6 fulms 7 ilms, weighs about 380 ponzes. Did you know if you run a phonograph needle across his beautifully chiseled and oily physique it plays The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds?! I laughed way to hard at this. 1 Link to comment
Gegenji Posted February 25, 2015 Share #6 Posted February 25, 2015 I'm now eagerly awaiting the eventual parody video on YouTube with Godbert as the "Dos Kwehkies" guy. The Most Interesting Man in Eorzea~... Link to comment
Aduu Avagnar Posted February 25, 2015 Author Share #7 Posted February 25, 2015 Nooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooones Drunk as Godbert, No one's Tough as Godbert No one's as incredibly hung as Godbert.... I mean..... ¬_¬ Link to comment
Dogberry Posted February 25, 2015 Share #8 Posted February 25, 2015 Did I ever tell you about the time Godbert Manderville went hunting? He decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits! He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives, except Fleagle! Link to comment
Kellach Woods Posted February 25, 2015 Share #9 Posted February 25, 2015 Essentially, the dude who models off the Setzer gear mentions that Godbert made the saucer to provide a little peace of mind and entertainment to the rich, and jobs to the refugees and downtrodden of Ul'dah - it's his way of helping out. Obviously he can't employ everyone, and he's not above petty employee placement (as can be attested by a certain Elezen next to the GOLDEN GLEAMING GODBERT MANDERVILLE statue), but his heart is in the right place as other quests have shown. Whee. Link to comment
Desu Nee Posted February 25, 2015 Share #10 Posted February 25, 2015 I feel there was a reference here and it missed me by countless atmospheres. Link to comment
Haecid Posted February 26, 2015 Share #11 Posted February 26, 2015 I remember one time Godbert took his family to the beach. They were watching Leviathan the Whorleater when Godbert got splashed. So Godbert yells, "I'm Godbert Manderville and no one gets me wet!' So he climbs into the water, grabs Leviathan, and throws the fish onto the beach, splashes him and yells, "How do YOU like it?!" And then damn if Godbert didn't step in there and finish the show. Did I ever tell you about the time Godbert Manderville showed up at my daughter's Ceremony of Eternal Bonding? You know my daughter, she's a beautiful girl. Well, Godbert shows up and you know, he's a big fella, he goes about 7'10", 590. Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Godbert. Well, long story short, the priest accidentally marries me and Godbert. We spend the weekend in Costa del Sol - he loved me like I've never been loved before. 1 Link to comment
Dogberry Posted February 26, 2015 Share #12 Posted February 26, 2015 I actively worship Dalamud! 1 Link to comment
Steel Wolf Posted February 26, 2015 Share #13 Posted February 26, 2015 I'm now eagerly awaiting the eventual parody video on YouTube with Godbert as the "Dos Kwehkies" guy. His smallclothes stay on him as a public service to other husbands. He once used Zansetsuken to slice some bread. Chocobos calm instantly at the thought of his presence. He is...the most interesting man in Eorzea. Link to comment
SessionZero Posted February 26, 2015 Share #14 Posted February 26, 2015 Godbert once impregnated a woman by licking peanut butter off a knife suggestively. He Mandervilled so hard about it, it crystallized the fetus and long story short, Godbert named the kid Hydaelyn. 11/10 would birth mothercrystal again. Link to comment
Ermine Posted February 26, 2015 Share #15 Posted February 26, 2015 (there's a Saturday Night Live recurring sketch with a bunch of drunk businessfolk talking about a legendary hero among men, Bill Brasky, which usually consists of strange, out of context admissions by the business men talking about him - like the "I ACTIVELY WORSHIP DALAMUD" thing above! video of an example here: https://screen.yahoo.com/tales-bill-brasky-airport-bar-000000422.html ) TO GODBERT MANDERVILLE Link to comment
Dogberry Posted February 26, 2015 Share #16 Posted February 26, 2015 You know Godbert Manderville, too? I wanna buy you a drink! Link to comment
Dat Oni Posted February 26, 2015 Share #17 Posted February 26, 2015 "I'm Godbert Manderville, and this is my favorite thread on the RPC." Link to comment
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