The "Shipping" Thread

[Warren Castille]

Life is sparked!

 

It's incredibly ego-serving but ha, you people love this! Well, you people love people loving people love people?

[Whittledown]

Dogberry is similarly heartbroken. He got epically dumped recently. Maybe they can get together, eat ice cream, watch "Love, Actually" and cry about how they'll be alone forever.

 

Poor Dogberry... he should go find Hornet. She'll help him forget his troubles... :love::love::love:

 

Of course this means she'll beat him into a coma and when he wakes up he won't recall his own name, let alone his heartbreak.

[Coatleque]

Dogberry is similarly heartbroken. He got epically dumped recently.

 

Well, to clarify, Coatleque hasn't been dumped IC. But she is mountainless for the next two weeks or so. So sure, they can curl up together and cry over the feels.

[Dogberry]

Dogberry is similarly heartbroken. He got epically dumped recently. Maybe they can get together, eat ice cream, watch "Love, Actually" and cry about how they'll be alone forever.

 

Poor Dogberry... he should go find Hornet. She'll help him forget his troubles... :love::love::love:

 

Of course this means she'll beat him into a coma and when he wakes up he won't recall his own name, let alone his heartbreak.

 

doesn't matter; had sex

[Kage]

D:  A sappy romance movie that I have not watched?

 

What is this?

The only scene I know of "Love Actually" is the white cue/flash card scene that is also sorta heart breaking to me. As well as the ending to The Object of my Affection but I understood.

 

Look I like my ships to sail ok?

 

/em resists urge to find all the nice lesbian films again...

[Jancis]

 

 

Well, to clarify, Coatleque hasn't been dumped IC.  But she is mountainless for the next two weeks or so.  So sure, they can curl up together and cry over the feels.

 

It's okay CC can curl up in this new hoodie I had made.

 

[Melkire]

It's Super Effective!

 

WRONG GAME FRANCHISE!

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.

[Unnamed Mercenary]

It's Super Effective!

 

WRONG GAME FRANCHISE!

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.

[Berrod Armstrong]

^{what the hell is going on in here}

[Coatleque]

^{what the hell is going on in here}

Somethings wondersful...

[Dogberry]

[video=youtube]

 

Hornet x Dogberry

[Melkire]

A part of her expected him to see right through her pretenses despite her efforts' date=' and that only [b']annoyed[/b] her further.

 

Trying not to look annoyed when every senses prickled with irritation was harder than she thought. Although, there was a small part of her that found the whole situation comically ironic. After being kidnapped, imprisoned and poisoned, it was a smug smirking pirate of all things who would test her patience. It actually felt refreshing--in that infuriating sort of a way--just to be irked, without some enormous weight of dread and despair pressing down upon her shoulders.

 

Roen quickly set that musing aside and turned her focus to the plan instead, pondering on what to do next. Working with the smuggler did not mean she had to like him or that they even had to get along. His ideas had merit and it would avoid needless violence. If things went smooth, they could potentially spread the wealth to allow other honest merchants some reprieve from the Blades taxation and entrance fees.

 

A part of her wanted to find a flaw in his plan, just for the argument’s sake, but she could find none. She had to at least admit that Nero seemed to know what he was doing. She found that a little annoying too.

 

I've read enough manga, seen enough anime, and gone through enough fantasy fiction - and fiction in general - to know where this is going.

 

Nero x Roen, OTP.

[Coatleque]

Nero x Roen, OTP.

 

QFT

 

And the whole Pirate / Paladin combo has that forbidden fruit angle that everyone loves.

This is happening. It's in this thread, so it's canon, right?

[C'kayah Polaali]

Maybe.

 

Unless, of course, we're brave enough to broach the subject that's on everyone's mind. The unspoken love. The hidden flame...

 

[Aya]

OH LET IT BE TRUE!

[Roen]

BUT... she's really ANNOYED!

[Coatleque]

BUT... she's really ANNOYED!

 

That's how it always starts. The interested boy endlessly teases the shy girl. Then something happens to him and she realizes how much she needed him in her life. She falls for him as she helps nurse him back to health. Then they live happily ever till-next-episode.

[Melkire]

...so that's what Kayah meant when he wanted to know if Osric was "corruptible" and if they could "use" him...

 

That's how it always starts. The interested boy endlessly teases the shy girl. Then something happens to him and she realizes how much she needed him in her life. She falls for him as she helps nurse him back to health. Then they live happily ever till-next-episode.

 

Hey, now...

 

...sometimes it's til-next-season.

[Roen]

Ah yes. I've missed the silliness that is this thread.

[Kage]

And the whole Pirate / Paladin combo has that forbidden fruit angle that everyone loves.

We've already had the Thief-slash-Smuggler/Sultansworn happen.

 

But it ended badly.

 

But it also didn't have this thread..

 

 

ROENxNERO PLZ

 

EDIT BECAUSE I SHARED WITH ROEN ALREADY BUT:

 

 

also Roen. Nero. Now they just need a kid named... Reno.

/whistles

[Melkire]

And the whole Pirate / Paladin combo has that forbidden fruit angle that everyone loves.

We've already had the Thief-slash-Smuggler/Sultansworn happen.

 

But it ended badly.

 

But it also didn't have this thread..

 

 

ROENxNERO PLZ

 

Don't get me started on the fact that their first names are anagrams of each other's. Cleary, this was meant to be.

[Kage]

And the whole Pirate / Paladin combo has that forbidden fruit angle that everyone loves.

We've already had the Thief-slash-Smuggler/Sultansworn happen.

 

But it ended badly.

 

But it also didn't have this thread..

 

 

ROENxNERO PLZ

 

Don't get me started on the fact that their first names are anagrams of each other's. Cleary, this was meant to be.

Damnit you quoted me before I could edit fast enough.

See my edit thanks.

[Coatleque]

We've already had the Thief-slash-Smuggler/Sultansworn happen.

 

But it ended badly.

 

If you mean C'Kayah and Natalie...

We've already established that all Natalie's plans end badly, so it doesn't really count here.

[Kage]

We've already had the Thief-slash-Smuggler/Sultansworn happen.

 

But it ended badly.

 

If you mean C'Kayah and Natalie...

We've already established that all Natalie's plans end badly, so it doesn't really count here.

Giving me a real vote of confidence in what Kage's life is going to end up like. @_@

[Melkire]

also Roen. Nero. Now they just need a kid named... Reno.

/whistles

 

...what's the Eorzean equivalent of dialing 911?