Keru / E'ir

Monthly bump of bumping! We are still very much active and always looking for new members! As always if you have any questions about the group feel free to send a /tell to Camille Everardi, Moltove Mon'tova, or myself(Keru Lowry). The group is also currently undergoing a few ooc/ic changes so a small adjustment would be needed then. Otherwise feel free to check the site or poke us here, or on the actual forums!

Easy, One of each weapon that is named with a Pun. It's level one and has no worthwhile stats. But he'll rarely drop a Book of Bad Puns. Which is an i135 ACN/SMN/SCH book with 0 in all stats. "The most useless thing ever. You regret finding them."

The Keru is i121 SCH and i120 WHM so can help heal all the things! 3PM EST is usually the readiest time for me to be available! I've healed all of First and Second Coil, as well as healed Garuda, Shiva, Ramuh, Mog and Levi EX! I've cleared Titan and Ifrit EX though as DPS and I don't really remember them well.

For Keru: *Has a habit of tapping his foot when he wants attention drawn from him. *Is allergic to shellfish. *Has a tendency to try and deflect questions/responses. *Likes hats to an interesting degree.(His favorite being the Straw Capeline,) *Enjoys sleeping without a pillow.(He's also a sleep cuddler.)

Haven't met Austratus personally. But anyone willing to hop on to a thread about complimenting folks must be a nice person! Also they have Roe. Roes are fun.

Weeee! Holiday Roe hugs! Everyone wins! *Throws confetti everywhere*

Too...much...hype...CAN WE SKIP 2.5 AND GET EXPANSION?

Astrologian announced as Card wielding healer!

Maybe if it isn't too much trouble could I get some help doing T9? I only just went in to it as I had never gone in before. I really want the SCH book.

Sure I'll heal, if ya want.

Are you looking to clear, or help (either is fine): Help! What time/day is good for you: A bit after 1pm EST is usually good. What time zone are you in: EST What role do you wish to take on: Healer or DPS What is your ilevel in the role you want to go as: Healer: SCH i113. DPS: BLM i112, NIN i110, or BRD i108 I've cleared both as SCH/WHM and T6 As BLM NIN and Bard. So I'm flexible.

I'm not a big ol' crafter cause ya know having to level other ones and melds. BUT! I'm willing to lend my body for Coil/EX primals(Except titan...I'm allergic to dying.) Or book dungeons and whatnot. I can, SCH pretty much everything minus T9 cause I haven't even entered that. But if you need a spare healer I can assist if I'm not busy! Also if you want maple clogs...I got you. 8-)

-snip- I can definitely relate. The conversation with my wife may or may not have included a few embarassing pet names. Hahaha, that's adorable. I made a rather innocent mistell not too long ago but it sounded sooo bad out of context, as though I were some needy and attention deprived child... Context: I can't remember what Clover was doing, I think she was in a Main Scenario roulette to take up the healer in need bonus so I decided I would do an Expert Roulette on my own since I wasn't capped. I casually let Clover know that what I was doing and naturally, as a tank, my queue popped instantly so I went right in. By the time she had a chance to reply she mentioned that she would have liked to do one as well(presumably for the extra pennies). I let her know that we can simply go again for a second run once we're both finished with our respective runs and, Clover being Clover, she immediately replies with her typical, concerned comment. Now I am well used to her doing things like this since she'll often throw anything she wants to do aside if another person doesn't want to, so I quickly try to throw her off that notion by saying: "No, I want to play with you" with the little ;; thingies for extra emphasis. It went to party chat. I was so embarrassed for the entire run. Oh hey! I was there for that! As for mistells well I have macros with really bad pick up lines that I never have set to /p so when I don't pay attention they usually go to Linkshells and Free company. A good example for pick up line: "Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?" That one I send to FC on occasion. Other than that not many mistells from me that are too exciting.

2.4 hype was too big. Killed many worlds.

Why are there no Sea otters?

Ooooh looks fun! Strength: 9 Keru isn't the most physically strong person, as he is more magically inclined, he is slightly below average for this. Dexterity: 14 While he isn't strong, he is fairly agile and is an excellent climber, that and his smaller frame allows him to be quick. Constitution: 10 Nothing really special about this just average. Intelligence: 16 Keru is a mage first and foremost so he takes pride in a somewhat broad range of knowledge as well as his parents teaching him all they know in regards to society and whatnot. Wisdom: 11 While it takes him a bit to really catch on to things, he does learn from his mistakes. (Though if it was wisdom in romance he's like...2.) Charisma: 8 Keru isn't the best around crowds and fresh faces, but he has gotten better at it.(Though he is still kinda odd.) Any critique would be welcome!

Ehehe I'm excited On with the magic pants! Cast: Instant Recast: 300s Range: Self User puts on a pair of magic pants...poorly and on his head. User becomes bound in place for 20s, and every attack done by the user deals 1 damage while all damage taken is increased by 90%. Bind cannot be removed. Ooh what's this do? Cast: Instant Recast: 240s Range: Ally or Pet. User tosses a random potion towards the target after 5 seconds the potion takes affect, it has a 30% chance Stun for 5s while increasing healing done on the target by 25% for 16s, it has a 20% chance to convert all damage done in a span of 5s to HP for the player, and a 10% chance to instantly kill the target. Trait: Stupid probability. Increases each probability of 'Ooh what's this do? to 45%, 30%, and 20% While adding a 5% chance the target will fully recover HP and MP. (Note: 20% Will happen more often than you think...)

Can we still sign up? If so I would like to!

I want both...soooo cute.

All you i70 folks...wanna trade? I hate the fact that my Blm is i86 yet I've yet to beat Garuda Ex, I've tried but mostly I can't get passed the whole: "MUST HAVE EXP, WILL QUEUE FOR Titan/Ifrit." Nonsense to actually want to do it. If you need someone to helps with the fires. Drag me along. I want to get Garuda squished already. On an unrelated note: The coil caster robe is so friggin nice looking...I want it.(Even if I lose like 40 accuracy.) Also I kinda don't trust Garuda-egi, I feel like she's secretly plotting against me.

Hmm...this is a tricky one. For Keru he doesn't mind things like shaking hands, the occasional hug. He does however get all awkward when it's someone he barely knows. Flirty touches are lost to him, he'll more than likely think "This is happening? Huh..." He secretly enjoys people playing with his hair though. For my newest Crazy: Bibifono Didifono he likes all the touching, he likes butts too, if he likes yours he will pat it. You have been warned, Bibi will touch yer butt.

Hallo! Welcome back! I hope to see you around! Feel free to send a /tell to me(Keru Lowry) in game should you need help.(Or fires I'm really good at that.)

I wanna go. Though I'm not sure the color he would wear. Maybe he'll accidentally show up in red. Anyway I'm actually looking forward to this.

((Need injured people? Runs amok breaking legs and setting fires. That should help. In seriousness it looks interesting, I'm keeping an eye on this, maybe two.))

Sooo....apparently ifrit HM doesn't just drop weapons. It seems he drops Miqo'te Black Mages. And all the manqo'te look very very nice.