ChewableMorphine

Does this mean Val gets to be the redneck hooligan trying to win her love and braving shotgun blasts to the face to prove himself to her?

[align=center]"Well gee-fuckin'-willickers, I want in on this shebang, I always wanted to be told how great I am by a witch..."[/align]

[align=center]Flynt rolling in on his Magitek Reaper with this blaring out the subwoofer:[/align] [align=center]6WJFjXtHcy4 [/align] [align=center]"OUT OF THE WAY, PLEBIANS, ROYALTY COMING THROUGH"[/align]

W-well I'll be damned. [nervously whips money at to shoo off]

Alright plebians, gather 'round. We're gonna talk about classism! Ul'Dah is a city of riches, but also pretty much infested with bottomfeeders (like Ala Mighans). Where does your character stand on the social ladder? What impact has the other castes had on your character? Has Flynt successfully ruined your life through tax collection and or loansharking? [align=center]I'd assume it goes like this in Ul'Dah, feel free to debate/edit, and bold where your char stands:[/align] [align=center]Syndicate/Bourgeoisie[/align] [align=center]The Royals (Sultanate)[/align] [align=center]The Immortal Flames (Blades, Torches, Sultansworn)[/align] [align=center]Adventurers/Merchants/Petty Crooks[/align] [align=center]Proletarians[/align] [align=center]Refugees[/align]

Publishing my work I see. I demand royalties!

Did you rike it? [align=center][/align] [align=center]GUCCI GUCCI LOUIS LOUIS FENDI FENDI PRADA, ALL YOU BASIC BITCHES WEAR IT SO I DON'T EVEN BOTHA[/align]

You have three tits and hurt my feelings GET OUT OF MY HOOOOOUSE

Guess you aren't invited to Flynt's house parties.

[align=center]R E M O V E[/align]

Join the party.

That would greatly explain why I can understand you near fluently

[align=center]REMOVE[/align] [align=center]ocW3fBqPQkU [/align]

AYY DICKUS Mq4i8XlWilQ

Here's the thread where you can have some fun, yeah you're restricted to the confines of the FFXIV lore, but your character was no doubt based on some real life culture in which their traits are derived from. Here's where you can shill about it. Flynt Reddard, a painfully French-Canadian name, is germanic by racial standards, pale skin, bright eyes, fair hair. His accent is plain North American with welsh/thick Canadian undertones. Through most of his pronunciation of words, his tone is fast-spoken and contracts words like 'y'all' into his vocabulary. He's no stranger to the odd 'eh' either. All in all, he's certainly a West Coast Backwoods Canadian who let the glitz and glamour of the city turn him into a hick in a suit.

[align=center]Flynt Reddard: Agent of Pandemonium[/align] [align=center]Episode Two: What's Cooler than Being Cool? (Ice cold)[/align] [align=center]Coming to an amphitheater near you[/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center] [/align]

-tugs collar- eheheh yeah Paypal don't like me-- Do I need one in order to pay you or am I otherwise boned?

[align=center]I SEE YOUR MGR AND RAISE YOU THE SWEET SOUNDS OF FLYNT AND HIS MANSERVANTS[/align] [align=center]hO1pn6D-t4M [/align] [align=center](Flynt's accurate portrayal through the conductor)[/align]

You win

I think I'm gonna get myself a full body flat... but I need to haul my debit card out, so give me an hour to fire up a paypal account!

[align=center]Forgot to post the song choice for Flynt[/align] [align=center]C4FG_xZAzsQ [/align]

YAAAAAAAS YASS ISLANDER YAAAAAAAAS

You and your mates are on stage to perform for a bunch of pissed off Tonberries, sucks for you though, your character is the lead singer. Sing or get doink'd. Post their song choice/voice here. Flynt would have a light grungy voice to it, probably going for something like [align=center]Too7nGq_GNA [/align] [align=center]Or[/align] [align=center]uhMlNWn10p4 [/align]

Flynt's OOC nationality is southern Canadian, so I named him based off of the common 5-7th generation Canadian farmers where I used to live. It's plain, rolls of the tongue, and easy to remember. Fun fact: Other names considered were Odessa, Judecca, Augus, Ralph, and surnames Reichman, Ferguson, Mactavish, and Walker were on my potential list of names.

So he's his own wost enemy? ZING!