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I like to eat glue too

I like to eat glue.

[align=center][/align] [align=center]AHAHAHA HOLY SHIT I WAS A NERD[/align]

not in the eyes of the law lmao [align=center]Either way[/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]The word of the day is: Consent[/align] [align=center]Thankfully this is a medium where all sorts of weirdos can do all sorts of weird things (which includes and is not limited to futa, pedo erp, and other risque things). This means that if both RPers are consenting and keep that out of the public, go wild, why should you care. It's not your business, and at least it's out of sight. Move on, go play the game, them oddballs can have fun in their own privacy.[/align]

I think at this point, the price would be up to RNGesus and poking me at the right time. :T I'll take you up on that whenever you're free.

How much money do I have to throw at my screen to get this 10/10 art? I'd pay in gil but those dang darn rules ;~; I just want to comission you Flynt in Purple Haze's pose gosh darnit

[align=center]Not mandatory, but allowed.[/align] [align=center][/align]

[align=center]Location Confirmed![/align]

[align=center]1. Denial: Flynt didn't go bankrupt, he's always rich. 2 . Anger: No shut the fuck up I'm rich. 3. Bargaining: Can I haggle that bagel off your hands or-- 4. Depression: -uncontrollable sobbing- 5. Acceptance: Potash stockpile sold, now rich again.[/align]

Sometimes, freedom now passes lightly through time. -Flynfucius All I've got is Some Friday night, punt lalas through trees. Subliminal messaging brought to you by Flynt Reddard's Golden Fist Corporation LLC.

Sometimes, freedom now passes lightly through time. -Flynfucius

Yeah, I'll round up names of IC corperations/affiliations/guilds/etc. and shill them when I can.

[align=center][/align] [align=center]Due to OOC reasons, I had to postpone Friday Night Fisticuffs, however, I don't plan on giving it up so easily. I've come to a conclusion that I'm going to host a monthly event with the same rules, and really big prizes, like, absurd prizes.[/align] [align=center]This event will be much like Madworld's Shock TV, where the event will be commercially funded, and figuratively televised, so expect extravagant fighting, quirky commentator quips, and gaudy prizes for the champ![/align] [align=center](So I'm gonna post this here before I get the location and date set up. So anyways, here's the rundown!)[/align] [align=center] The fights are nice and easy:[/align] [align=center]ATK vs DEF rolling[/align] [align=center]Score three hits to win[/align] [align=center]/Random will decide your attack power, the higher the number, the more CHURAYZEE the attack/block is, the lower the number, the more pathetic it is, though this isn't enforced, it's simply a means to allow some hilarious action between combatants.[/align] [align=center]The twist?[/align] [align=center]Jackpot[/align] [align=center]Roll 777 to instantly win your bout![/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center]ALL WEAPONS ARE PERMITTED[/align] [align=center]Including Magic, Summons, and Ranged Arms, simply RP accordingly and fairly, follow the rules.[/align] [align=center]First Rule: No killing, you jerks![/align] [align=center]Like the Grindstone, permanent death is a nono, and just because you can do some crazy shenanigans doesn't give you Nald's gift o' killin'. Breaking this rule will result in tedious retcons and a ban from the tourney.[/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center]Numero Duo: No Godmodding![/align] [align=center]If it's not already painfully obvious, Godmodding makes you a bit of a tool! Stop that! Are you a tool? Fight fair and square, this event is for shenanigans, but tasteful shenanigans.[/align] [align=center] Painfully Obvious no.3: No cheating![/align] [align=center]C'mon man, I get that the prizes are a big deal, but don't cheat the roll system. You can't anyways, but who cares, making excuses like "Oh I lag rolled" is frowned upon, and you sir, suck for lying.[/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center]Location:[/align] [align=center]Hidden Falls, Costa del Sol[/align] [align=center]Complete with RP patio and plenty of space to fight, let the beaches run red![/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center]Time:[/align] [align=center]Friday, April 17[/align] [align=center]10:00PM EST[/align] [align=center] This Month's Prize[/align] [align=center]1,000,000 Gil[/align] [align=center] [/align]

[align=center]Flynt Reddard: Agent of Pandemonium[/align] [align=center]Episode Three: How to Strangle Miqo'te[/align] [align=center]Coming to an amphitheater near you[/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center] [/align]

Raiton still parses higher than Fuma Shuriken even after the nerf -and- accounting for GCD delays. The community number-crunched this to death on the official forums and reddit when that patch hit. That said, Fuma is viable, just not optimal. I abuse that stuff to hell in Moggle Mog EX runs, where I can rush down HP without it killing the moogle. It's a reliable attack.

Any tips for Hysteria status ailments? Shit drives me insane. Like, control, or some nonsense? Also, your poisons as a ROG/NIN apply to Fuma Shuriken, because it's a physical weapon being thrown, not something metaphysical like Raiton. So the nerf actually didn't affect mudras, simply the offensive magic types. Fuma is still competent and a decent attack when chained. Also, it drives me insane when NINs ignore this: SUITON ALLOWS YOU TO BACKSTAB/FRONTSTAB, BACKSTABBING GRANTS ~1K IN DAMAGE AND A 10 SECOND VULNERABILITY DEBUFF ON THE MOB. It's DPS cake, and it's ignored to all hell, especially when all a DPS does is attack the backs of mobs. Suiton that shit and hotbar your Trick Attack for some protip goodness. And not much of a trick, but useful regardless, Inner Release + Second Wind can land you 1200 in HP through critical heals. It's good for DPS check attacks like Tumult. Inner Release and Death Blossom are also cross-class, meaning there's no excuse for any class not to be able to use hard hitting AoEs on big pull runs like Brayflox HM. Crits on DB can hit for 600dmg a pop. Huiton on top of that for maximum speed and you're in for a crowd control DPS to remember.

If Flynt did not marry Garlean, he'd grow up to be just another country bumpkin in Marr's Pass. Now that'd mean Flynt, in XIV terms, would of never existed. What a shame.

It takes money to run this site, and if we pitch in, not only does it stay alive, but gets new features. Think of it as an investment to further improve your RPC experience. Check the pledge bonuses for specifics :thumbsup:

Hah, see that? I crowdfund with my SHEER PRESENCE. Wuv you Cookie :love:

I guess I can toss in my five cents bucks. Glad to support a site that I love so much. Done and done!

[align=center]So this is not a Sonic Adventure buttrock appreciation post?[/align] [align=center]uEzXFuYN89k [/align]