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Oh... you are forgiven then! :love: Thanks boo

Oh lol I'm in another city. My bad. Away from XIV. Yeah I can do that.

Flynt doesn't give a crap about your background, he's practically gifted with diplomatic immunity with his gil, so the law is a minor issue. If you can find him, he'll get you working in no time. OOCly, he can send you on the MSQ quests under a different premise so you can both progress and further connections with Flynt's empire. Eventually, when you feel like he's done his part, you're more than welcome to move on with your own schtick. Flynt's always doing something, somewhere.

Merchant: Yo. Swordsmanship lessons: It's anything but conventional, but you can pick up some cheap tricks a la Travis Touchdown/Shinobu from Flynt.

I'm kind of trying to make parallels to Cid in terms of an NPC role, just like, an actual character you can interact with. So it'd work real well with something like that!

Now that I've established Flynt as a supporting character, a PC-NPC or what have you, I'll be open to one on one and group RP's involving any of the following. Flynt's fashion (glamour dealing, armor and weapons dealing/modification) Gambling (Dice, cards, etc.) Quests (On par with Persona social links, where the higher your rep the better connections Flynt can hook you up with.) To further touch up on the armory, Flynt's vision is that of form and function, he'll spruce you up like some twisted day of the spa of death. You can PM me here in character to set up an 'appointment' or find me in game to set things up. When he's done with you, your character will look like a million bucks, a bonafide badass, unlocking the true potential of their style in unison with battle. Have a group doing a plot and need an NPC like Flynt for a scene or two? Fire me a PM here or in game, I'll be glad to oblige! I'll dress your party up for combat and that date with the girl next door which happens to be a raid boss. Or, if the scene requires, Flynt can pose as a boss fight! Any other time I'm usually goofing off in the QS or elsewhere, looking to gamble my surplus gil away with little Flynt FATE/GATEs. Celebrating 300 posts of half-assed comedy on this forum, I'm gonna go help out any way I can. By acting like a birthday party clown for hire. Cheers.

I think you just wrote Travis Touchdown's bio, and subsequently Flynt's description in a nutshell. copypastes to the wiki page now with some revisions

I'd pay to see art of that. I could vaguely hint at it, since I'm not a big fan of self-insertion even for comedy purposes. But it fits so well I really want to include it somehow.

A line of fashion for the discerning individual. He does have pretty good taste most of the time, I could totally see him having his own line of outfits, glasses, hats, or even beauty products. Hmmm... so now we have his current occupation. Now we simply need a backstory. I'm writing up the wiki as we speak.

Flynt walking down the catwalk like

So, as most of you know, my character is generally a humor oriented joke type that serves moreso as an NPC/FATE character than a single role character. The only problem is people actually want to know what's his deal, I've been pulling excuses out of my ass this entire time and it worked. So I'm gonna let the RPC help me out here, seeing how the vast majority of you were 'victims' of the Hyena once or twice, be it through gambling or combat. Throw me some headcanons you'd believe would suit Flynt. Generally having this kind of feedback means others would share similar ideas, and will probably melt down into one big Chuck Norris joke. All that is for sure is that he's wealthy, has living parents, has a gambling problem, educated, and has an affinity for Allagan/Garlean/Garlond technological advances (The fists are illegally tampered Ironworks gauntlets). So tell me, RPC: Who is Flynt? Where did he come from? Why is he here? Where'd all the money come from? What's the deal with that suit? Have fun with it, be as silly or as serious as you'd like; I'm genuinely interested and would like to give Flynt a solid backstory. [align=center]gjVmeKWOsEU [/align]

This begs the question to all the people who lost arm wrestling matches to Flynt in drag. I feel bad for you son. I got 99 /randoms and I only lost one

Not food food... but really though.

Brianna and Matthias (Two birds with one stone)

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Why does this vaguely remind me of something from another Squeenix game... OH OH OH I KNOW WHAT IT IS THIS GUY! FLYNT WIPE DOES THAT MEAN I WAS RIGHT?! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT NO GAMEPLAY MECHANIC GOES UNDER MY NOSE

Why does this vaguely remind me of something from another Squeenix game... OH OH OH I KNOW WHAT IT IS THIS GUY!

GET OUT NO U I was going to make it 999 but that would've OP as all hell. Then I remembered your little jackpot.... zfbK_dbsCu0

I'm sure as hell gonna only be using the pistol as a thing to wave around, and since they're so painfully obvious to be muzzleloaders (even though the Admiral fired six shots from her two barreled pistol at Leviathan, fucking Mary Sue...), Flynt's only real use for it would be to get a potshot in before resorting to knives as a ROG or something like a wrench (Assuming that the possibility of having an off-hand item for the gadgets would be probable). Let me tell you from OOC experience, muzzleloaders are bitch to load. My record was like what, ~27 seconds to load?

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