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3rwDChgPVB0 Josh Keaton, specifically in his role as Destroyman from No More Heroes. That smarmy bullshit sums up the way Flynt is in the best way possible, right down to that laugh.

I believe the class you're looking for is a landsknecht.

I just go for the straight up Wrestler title. That or the go-to Gladiator for Flynt's use of machetes over knives as a NIN/ROG.

You know me well enough, coming to my competitions and beating people's asses. :thumbsup:

[align=center]BEHOLD OUR FIRST CHAMPION![/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]Ibar Elsiol is Friday Night Fisticuffs' very first title holder, in a butt-clenching 2-2 tiebreaker, he outdid his foe in the ring of honor and was awarded the Garlic Jester and Eggplant Knight minions.[/align] [align=center] Thank you all so much for joining the event, it really means a lot to me as an RPer on this server, and I'll be glad to keep hosting Friday Night Fisticuffs if the great response I received today will hold up. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Cheers to you all! [/align]

Totally.

[align=center]"That's right, you wannabe clerics, if you wanna be a Flame, you aughta' provide for the city, not just swing a sword all willy-nilly... Workin' for the colosseum got me an honorary standing with the company anyroad. But so on and so forth, let meat sacks with magicky voodoo swords do what they do... it's only a matter of time I'm called to cull a few."[/align] [align=center] Just another article for the man, he chuckles to himself in response of it all, scribbling names of impostors and would-be targets; they may fetch a pretty penny. A Hyena preys upon the dead anyway, so what's the fault in that? [/align]

Nothing catches the eyes of the Hyena faster than the words "Hero" and "Harlot" in the same sentence; he briskly reads the blurb for some juicy gossip which he covets so dearly. [align=center]"Eheh, I knew the Flames were getting trashy by keeping me close but come on... Better her than I. The double standard of a buxom woman being scolded for her sexual appeal and letting I, a semi-nude madman commissioned by the Flame General Raubahn himself run freely with a damn near cult following... well that's a fallacy. Shame they couldn't just find something better to write in this paper..."[/align] He trailed off from his monologue, skimming through some more while pondering the fact his simple mind was able to process such deep understanding of social commentary. [align=center]"Oh look, the chocobo race results!"[/align] [align=center] Nevermind. [/align] [align=center] [/align]

Flynt lowered his visor some before eyeing the advertisement in hand, examining the description as he took a sip of his drink without a care in the world. "Hm, in my city? Deplorable... He'll be dead by sunrise, if not, I guess I'll have to sniff him out myself..." Taking another long sip, the Hyena kicks his feet onto his table, tearing out the warrant and tossing it nearby before licking his index finger and looking further into the newspaper once more...

Aww, I have people coming over that evening for a birthday party. :cry: If things die down or get boring I'll try to make it but I'll probably have to attend next time, promise me a next time!! *looks at Flynn with big, puppy dog eyes* Flynn Fister is a man of mercy, he will be sure to accept you the next time. :tonberry:

[align=center]CONFIRMED![/align] [align=center]Got my shift off on Friday to host the grand opening![/align] [align=center]FRIDAY, JANUARY 30th, 10PM EST[/align] [align=center]THE GOBLET, WARD 8, THE BRIMMING HEART, BE THERE FOR THE MOST GENTLEMANLY SHENANIGANS THIS ERA HAS EVER SEEN, HOSTED BY YOUR VERY OWN, FLYNN FISTER: PISTONFIST (Spreading the word would help a lot too ;-; )[/align] [align=center] [/align]

Hoo boy I really bit the big one here, but I aughta live up to the title that is Friday Night Fisticuffs proprietor Flynn Fister: Pistonfist. I will most definitely try to make it in on Friday for the grand opening, but I will be searching for reliable co-hosts in case the event of arduous labor also known as my job calls to rear my head into the mess. If you think you can do it, and looking like a Manderville Man isn't too character breaking for you, by all means message me IG or in here. I'd greatly appreciate it c:

I'll think something up. I'd want Vanguard Augus to kick some butt too.

The sex dungeon thread that-a-way, dude. Plot 9, Suite 8. (The Hyena's Burrow) Thank me later

I have not decided yet! Though, this is starting to look promising, so I'll host the first Fisticuffs [align=center]This Friday, January 30th at 10pm EST[/align] [align=center]*If I'm not at work, which will be announced later today.[/align] [align=center]If I cannot host it, I'll have to postpone it to a later date.[/align] [align=center][Time may also be subject to change to possibly 11, again, all has to do with my job][/align]

I'm not all that impartial to such an event taking place. Perhaps one day I'll host a minion-only Fisticuffs tourney... It'd have to be dedicated to minions though, so perhaps at another designated date.

So, when are we gonna get into Pokeyman battles between Egi and Carbuncles? That may or may not have been exactly what I was getting at. I approve. Especially if you make Pokemon Stadium-esque commentary during. Finally a reason to whip out Pokemon Stadium's audio files on my comp... :tonberry:

So, when are we gonna get into Pokeyman battles between Egi and Carbuncles? That may or may not have been exactly what I was getting at.

I was thinking it through, but really the 'fisticuffs' part is more for wordplay, I'm going to allow magic seeing if it really won't be that big of a factor. Assuming that a BLM won't spamming Fire III or something else seemingly unblockable. I'd like to see a fight with a SMN though, the winning factor being the defeat of the summoner/Egi and soforth. Rules I'm more certain on are as following: All weapons are legal, it's a show of flare, no need to censor your armory. No certainly unblockable attacks, give room for error need it be your attack whiffed unless you're pretty damn certain it's your winning hit. No healing until after the battle (Duh.) Mounts ARE permitted, as long as the opponent is mounted as well at the start of the match (I'd love to see two DRGs have a joust on their Chocobos). Kill your opponent and you get a Photon Stream to the face, any permanent damage to a character can be permitted as long as an overseer and your opponent consent to the happening. Again, it's for giggles and farts, not crippling agony, but I won't stop you. Summonables are allowed, trickery is allowed (NIN Hide, DRG Jump, Sacred Soil, third party shenanigans [like that one guy who liked to whip marmots about]) Magic is allowed (Including Mudras) I'll be overseeing the fights on a Magitek Reaper [it's the closest thing to a referee's stand] at the back wall of the arena, and if there's any rules broken, I'll issue a warning (which won't be that uncommon, but also really lax seeing how it's not a huge deal. I'd only be flexing that power when something gets Mary Sue levels of stupid). If the place gets busy, I also picked out a couple more locations for fights to be held (though I'll need people to oversee them for me). But yeah, fire me any other questions regarding things I haven't touched up on so I can shine light on it and make up an answer on the spot.

[align=center]Greetings and salutations, fighters of Eorzea![/align] [align=center]It is I, the one and only Hyena, Gentleman and incredibly handsome agent of pandemonium. I come to you, the people, in this well-thought advertisement with this idea: [/align] [align=center]Another weekly fight club.[/align] "But Thal's Balls, Flynt We already have the Grindstone, why do we need another!?" I'm glad you asked, inconspicuous reader. Friday Night Fisticuffs will be a more lighthearted and casual event, aimed towards silly and generally more stylish accessible bouts ultimately giving people an excuse to fight before preparing for the Grindstone (an already well-established fight club held saturdays at 10:00 pm EST). Now now, I know you all love your fighting pits, but this isn't your grandpappy's ring of honor; this is Friday Night Fisticuffs; a place where we sort the puppies from the big dogs. [align=center]The Need-to-Know:[/align] [align=center] Fights are virtually the same as any other, three hits and it's a win, however we strongly encourage the use of /Random, this doesn't rule out the use of Rolz, but the 1-999 system allows the spectators to see the rolls in action. Also, filthy console players (Like myself), don't need to pull up their comps to roll on. We'd like to push the idea that the higher your roll, the more outrageous your attack/defence may be. For example, Fighter A rolls a winning offensive roll of 999; this lucky duck can cast Ars Arcanum using a skillet with such a roll. It will always be one hit, but it will be a doozy. Same goes for low rolls, abuse the lightheartedness! Roll a 7 and still manage to be the top roller? Sneeze so hard your head recoils away from the incoming blade. This is an event centered around lighthearted fun, an exhibition tourney to allow people to get a name for themselves, have fun with it, it's for making friends, not being the best. (OOC at least). Though Friday Night Fisticuffs is generally an exhibition event, donations can be taken to form a pot given to the champion upon completion. We're pitching this at Ward 8 of The Goblet, at the Brimming Heart (The very middle), where the arena is the shallow pool (X:11 Y:10), it's nice and spacious, a vista overlooking the entire fight allows ease of access for spectators without interference, plenty of places for players to roleplay throughout, as well. http://i.imgur.com/kU9PB3s.jpg[/img] http://i.imgur.com/kwdlURf.jpg[/img] *Elegantly drawn Bombard not included.[/align] [align=center] What We Need[/align] [align=center] Staff [Medics, Overseers, etc]! Competitors! Even people willing to co-host, though I'd prefer you contact me through PM with that. Publicity! So in all, I'd like to just post this idea here to see if it picks up attention. If it gets enough groundswell I'll post in this thread the date of the first Friday Night Fisticuffs, thanks for bothering to read my cockemamey schemes. Yours, Flynt Reddard [/align]

Character Name Flynt Reddard "The Iron Hyena" Theme ghtYfuNu6XU Stage Description The Praetorium Elevator (Where Gaius is fought, only with debris and explosions in the background as the facility is falling apart). Moveset Description Flynt is a grappler and medium hit brawler, using a hybrid of dual blade combat with Krav Maga and Peek-a-Boo boxing. Generally consisting of jabs, sweeps and grapples; utilizing clinches and impacts to maximize pain (Liver strikes, cutting tendons, high velocity strikes to the solar plexus). Special Moves Level one: Cruel Ruin: Stabbing the opponent into a grapple, he uses the momentum of the stab to raise the body to the air, casting Raiton on the body like a lightning rod. Level two: Rabbit Punch: (Counter triggered) Flynt breaks his defence for a snap punch to the forehead, if hit, the opponent suffers a stun from whiplash leaving them to be chained into a combo. Level three: Flynt, the Hyena: Assuming insta-kill rules of Persona 4 Arena or Guilty Gear, Flynt drops his machetes, does a cross-screen dash to trigger a cutscene of the opponent gripped by the neck. The camera then shows from their PoV before Flynt's bears his teeth and bites at the screen, the screen goes black with the opponent's scream and the K.O splash is shown, fading back to the fight with only Flynt standing there. Nemesis Doesn't have a specific hatred to any one person. Intro Quotes General 1: "Target acquired, pursuing." General 2: "Your clothing would look much better on me." General 3: "Forward!" Against Oliwat Kokiwat: "I'll pick my teeth with whatever is in that pack of yours..." Against Akama Kharn : "Brother! It's a shame to have to see you go!" Against Reina Dancer : "We were never friends...hyeahahahaAHAHAHAHA!!!" Against Avalyn Piper : "Please...n-no..." Against WHM : "Filthy cleric." Against ROG/NIN: "Let's see who's blades are bigger, shall we?" Win Quotes General 1: "Target annihilated." General 2: "Submit!" General 3: "What did you expect? I'm the Iron Hyena!" Against Oliwat Kokiwat : "The very last of the Rattlepacks... now, about that mammet..." Against Akama Kharn : "My synthetic ninj-whos-a-what's-its are better than your chakras, I told you." Against Reina Dancer : "That's the last time you get into trouble. The very last." Against Avalyn Piper : "I'm... I'm a monster..." Against WHM : "Shameful cleric..." Against ROG : "You make us look bad, give me those damn knives..." After "Flynt, The Hyena" : "It's a dog eat dog world out there, mate." Lose Quotes General 1: "I feel so alive..." General 2: "Gods damn, it burns!" General 3: "Mission failed... mark... escaped..." Against Oliwat Kokiwat : "I'll get you one day, my pretty... and your little mammet too!" Against Akama Kharn : "I get it... I get it... balance..." Against Reina Dancer : "Again?!" Against Avalyn Piper : "Just stop! Stop!! I Submit!!!" Against WHM :"What an embarrassment..." Against ROG/NIN : "N-no... I'm supposed to be the top dog..."