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[align=center]NO PLEASE GOD NO DON'T I DON'T NEED THIS IN MY LIFE [/align] [align=center] All my clothes will be replaced with brand names My money will be put into a savings bond All my firearms will be illegally modified Nothing but "Boss Ass Bitch" will be played in the household The family motto will be changed to "Gucci gucci, louis louis, fendi fendi prada" The turtle will be given wings and a small turret Flynt will RP as himself 24/7 [/align]

Flynt will more or less spontaneously combust if made a fool of. Make him look bad and he becomes a mess of confused noises and tantrums.

You're right on the ball. From what I understand, anything to do with summoning is essentially clumping up a bunch of aether to make a thing. Black mages take aether from themselves to throw shit through a stick and white mages do... things. But yeah, Summoners go about taking a bit of a primal's power (a la primal summoning) to make a babby incarnation. Carbuncles are like a non-aspected version of an egi, and fae are... things.

FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN My child...I too am about to sin....dat minfinelia though...>.> Flynnjesus will accept your prayers

It's gonna be the loldrg capital of Eorzea. Rumor has it that loldrgs choose their alpha male through whomever has the biggest stabstick, or, alternatively, the lowest magdef :^) Expect the place to either become the new Mor Dhona or a place where RP goes to die, in which "m-muh Fury" RPers and Au Ra will flood the premises. [align=center]REMOVE AU RA[/align] [align=center]SxUU3zncVmI [/align]

FORGIVE ME FATHER FOR I AM ABOUT TO SIN

OH GOD THAT MEANS I HAD A GM AT FISTICUFFS THEY'RE WATCHING THEY'RE LEARNING Also taking a hiatus from GS. It's getting cookiecutter and generally not that fun for me, so find somebody else to antagonize for a bit, sorry

Just tonight. Frankly, since I work a dead-end job and have to balance all my school work, I'm debating whether to move the event to another date, or to cancel it in it's entirety. I personally don't want to have somebody else run my event every damn time, so the current candidate is Sunday, since Saturday is Grindstone territory. I'm just put in a foul mood whenever I suddenly get called to work until 1AM after explicitly making plans (had a date I had to cancel tonight as well, fuck me right?) for FNF. But yeah, let me cool off and plan this stuff out so I don't have to completely wipe out the event. Sorry, and thanks for your patience.

It's no trouble, I just wanted to know what you were all Dali'd up for. Oh. Myes yes, quite right and all that. I was getting all trimmed up for Starlight like any good Nymeian. DASHING MUSTACHE JOKE

In the wild, the territorial Hyena (scientific name Fornicus Fisticuffus) seeks a mate. In his native breeding ground of Ul'Dah, the male Hyena searches for a female (or male when sufficiently inebriated) to fornicate with. Watch carefully as the male Hyena calls for it's mate: [align=center]"GREETINGS, I AM FLYNT REDDARD, THE MAN WHO WALKED ON LIMSAN SEAS TO SLAP LEVIATHAN IN THE FACE, BRAIDED THE LORD OF LEVIN'S BEARD, AND ONCE WENT DRINKING WITH GARUDA WHEN THE LORD OF CRAGS CALLED HER 'BIRD BRAIN'. "[/align] He then proceeds to bark incessantly until a suitable mate arrives where he would then brag about his Allagan treasure hoard and how cool his blades are. Such is life in the eyes of a Hyena.

Insane Scholar Posse when

Isn't it against the rules now? Just a heads up but art for gil is now against the policy SE put up.

As a matter of fact, I shall return the favor a gift so great i can't help but show you how much i love you I see your OC art and raise you my fanart of yours with love I'M FUCKING DYING THE IPPO SHIRT IS TOO REAL

As a matter of fact, I shall return the favor That is exactly what I had in mind. Even thought of adding wiggle lines to it. Stupid sexy Flynt...

a gift for you, anime man Yes As a matter of fact, I shall return the favor

a gift for you, anime man Yes As a matter of fact, I shall return the favor a gift so great i can't help but show you how much i love you I see your OC art and raise you my fanart of yours

Eheh... m-make that f-four...

a gift for you, anime man Yes As a matter of fact, I shall return the favor

a gift for you, anime man Yes

I smell a trend. If only I could draw I'd join the fun.

[align=center]Flynt Reddard: Agent of Pandemonium[/align] [align=center]Episode One: The Spy Who Shanked Me[/align] [align=center]Coming to an amphitheater near you[/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center] [/align]

[align=center]Ahem, greetings, literate denizens of (Fill your city state here), it is I, gillionaire and overall pretty radical person: Flynt the Hyena.[/align] [align=center]I come to you with an offer you probably can refuse, but I am the lone proprietor of the Friday Night Fisticuffs, where I would be funded by my old company, which by now is made rather well known that it has disbanded and terminated my services. As any Grindstone regular would know, I am proficient with twin blades and my bare hands, dabbling in the natural arcane arts of Jinshmootsusamawhatsit. I'm seeking any and all work that can employ the use of a dastardly efficient gentleman-at-arms such as myself. I've assisted in the reclamation of the Carteneau Flats on behalf of the Immortal Flames, and have also taken part in numerous Primal suppression missions through private contracts. Pay is negotiable, I simply need to put food on my nonexistent table (Ha ha, get it, because I'm homeless). Please do not hesitate to take a tab with my linkpearl frequency attached below. It will be a pleasure serving you, whomever you may be.[/align] [align=left] [/align]

2/10 no megane Flynt sketch But in all actuality, I'm happy to see people get into art more and more! If I could find my debit card, I'd love to throw you a bone. But alas, I'm stupid.

EVERY TIME