ChewableMorphine

PREPARE YOURSELF DIE ONE THOUSAND DEATHS, __ut3oR9Lwc

Edda's gonna be dealing with this friday again, I got shit to do, such is life. Sorry.

Luff you kouhai :love:

Calling dibs on my Judge alt being Crazy Hand. Flynt the Hyena is Crazy hand if anything, lol. Aw, that's a good point, yeah. Flynt for Crazy Hand. Chachan will just have to be Ike, then. If I'm Crazy Hand, does that mean I'm the Master Core? [align=center][/align] [align=center]Confirmed.[/align]

((Ever since Mucha Lucha was pulled from the air, The Flea has turned to a life of crime... [align=center][/align]

I'm trying I'm trying, cut me some slack, I have a job I need to work at. It's still a budding event, so don't expect Grindstone quality so soon. I'm trying to establish a regular set of backup hosts to cover in case I cannot attend. Anyways: [align=center]UPDATE![/align] [align=center]2/7/2015[/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]I wish I knew what the hell happened! All I do know, as a matter of fact, is that Chrys beat Quiki in a harrowing 2-2(?) match! However, Chrys walked home with the Nana Bear, but Ibar still hold the title of Fisticuffs Champion! Will anybody bring him down? I'm too lazy to try myself, so GET ON IT![/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]On an OOC note, please do remember that I bust my ass trying to make time for Fisticuffs, so I can't always promise that my character can host it. Like really though, you'd be amazed how hard I try to snake off shifts on Friday nights to do this. I try to compensate by pitching better prizes, so I apologize for any dissatisfaction. I'm constantly thinking of new ways to improve the event and maximize the shenanigans. Thanks for sticking around, all, and see you next Friday![/align]

[align=center]UPDATE[/align] [align=center]2/5/2015[/align] Employment sucks! But frankly it's something most of us have to put up with, so this friday, 2/6/2015, Friday Night Fisticuffs will be hosted by Edda Vincents. Expect the same usual shenanigans, I'll take the reigns if I return early, but don't count on it. To make up for my absence, I stepped up the prize, a Nana Bear minion will be up for grabs. Who will win? Who will fall? Find out tomorrow night at 10pm! [align=center]Thank you for your co-operation, and good fighting![/align]

Ahaha oh my god I ICly do Dempsey Rolls at the Grindstone

Everybody has their schtick, whether it'd be a supercharged punch, homebrew spell, or so on so forth, share your character's special technique right here, help others develop their own. Post video reference, witty one-liners, the whole shebang comes to this thread, level ones are easily executable, level twos are generally finishers, level threes are full out bosskillers. GOGOGOGOGOGO [align=center]Flynt:[/align] LVL 3 LB : A punch with so much energy focused to it it carries the destructive capacity of a Xande comet fall [align=center][/align] LVL 2 LB: Any variant of a suplex/grapple followed by a stomp. [align=center][/align] LVL 1 LB: Projectile (Knife, rock, Marmot) followed by a taunt [align=center][/align]

so are you wanting me to add your name to the list of contestants? o3o I believe I was invited, might be another event but sure

Flynt + booze = The strength to raze a nation.

Did it just become an RPC thing that everybody both loves and hates Flynt like what did I do omg

Hopefully Flynt would have enough of a status ICly to end up as some kind of guest. But that's just his head being stuck up his butt. Be looking forward to it ^^

You love me 8-)

I forgot I never actually introduced myself; I just kinda poof'd into existence. You all kinda know me by now if you spent more than 5 minutes in Ul'Dah/Thanalan itself, if not, hey, I'm the writer behind Flynt Reddard the Hyena; the essence of what Ul'Dah actually is: Rich, terrible, and rewarding. I try to bring lightheartedness to the oft seen "gloom and doom" roleplayers some bring to the table. So expect really anything out of Flynt, he acts unto others as others unto him. Pleasure playing with you all, I expect nothing but good things from such a nice RP community. :thumbsup:

Oh man how did I not see this, thank you so much for considering this to be the best Grindstone to date, I'll try not to let anybody down ;-; If memory serves me well I won with the following: Thumbs jammed into the eyes of Percival Rabbit punch to Inessa's head The manual castration of the guy with the book Double Dempsey Roll parry all up in Karin's face Flynt loves being both the most hated and loved figure in Thanalan, and does his best to keep his "fans" pleased. OOCly I'd like to thank all of you for being so supportive of my character, it means a lot to me. I would of never dreamed in a million years I'd see something I wrote to reach the status it did. You're all so wonderful, and Flynt will take great pleasure kicking your asses and buying you a drink after <3 However Koporo will feel the wrath of the Hyena firsthand, the gnome has is coming...

Charles Barkley roleplayer when

Contribootin' (Plus one with the pet, sure he ain't fuzzy but whatever.)

It's the same logic behind how Wootz (a real material) actually kinda sucks compared to other alloys present in-game, yet it's hailed to be one hearty motherfucker when put to use IG. And furthering on the use of ammunition fired from muzzleloaders, most soldiers shot by one die from infection rather than the projectile itself. So by IRL standards, the musketeer would be both the weakest and the most overpowered class. The verdict: Videogame logic. [source: a person with a muzzleloader and too many guns for his own good, spare me the anti-gun lecture, ya hippies]

[align=center]"Twelve... she's so dreamy when she arrests people like that..."[/align] Flynt's fingers flip off to the next articles, politics don't intrigue him much, but Inessa's name begged for an exception.

[align=center][/align] [align=center]You don't know how much I need this minion, both because yassss Garlemald yasssssss and because my character is just a straight up Magitek hoarder and only needs this and the Gold Magitek Armor to complete his set. I made a classified ad for IC request of the minion too. The thirst is real.:dazed:[/align] [align=center]I don't really want much else, the Wootz knives are pretty cool I guess and the gryphonskin eyepatch actually covers the eye Flynt has a cataract on, but really it's the minion.[/align]

Greetings, people who can read; it is I, your least loveable Hyena searching for anybody with some advanced knowledge of Garlean technologies. You see, I'm a hoarder collector, and only recently finished seizing obtaining a miniature Vanguard, Reaper, and Ultima. The only missing piece to my collection is the Magitek Bit, in which I will bargain anything for it. Whether you require the capture of a person of interest, seizure of loot, or other bitchwork odd jobs; rest assured it will be done with utmost priority. I have nothing but time, and anything but patience. You may contact me through linkpearl or by moogle mail, if you require my location, it is suite eight of the Serpent's Flask in the eighth ward of The Goblet. [align=center]My collection must be complete.[/align]

Friday nights at 10pm, homie.

Ugh, so many Etrian Odyssey feels. If you have the Japanese Otachi thing going on instead of a greatsword then potentially, you could be a Ronin. ((Otachi is a huge katana btw.)) That's an Odachi sucka, Otachi is a Japanese monster, also the best Kaiju in Pacific Rim. ^That shit's an Odachi