Kiera Hawkeye

The event was canceled due to lack of participants

Ah, spring. Flowers are in bloom, birds are singing, the rain in watering the land……the perfect time to crush some melons! Here’s how this contest works. Competitors will use a /random system where they must hit a certain number after a certain amount of tries. For example, to crush the first melon, the player would have to roll over 100 once out of three times. The larger the melons get, the higher you have to roll, with fewer chances. In the case of a tie, we keep rerolling until we have a winner! So, it looks something like this: The actual event will be starting at 2pm EST, March 24th on Balmung Server. You can either contact on tumblr, (the-hawkeyes.tumblr.com) on the RPC as Kiera Hawkeye, or in-game by the same name if you have any questions. There’s no need to sign up for a slot ahead of time. Just be there at or a little before the time. The event this year will be held at the Lavender Beds, Ward 17 Yainu-Par Subdivision located here: Remember that it is the Subdivision! The prize, like always, is one item from the Mogstation, limit $30. Need some Far Eastern Attire? Need to boost up a job you’ve always wanted to? Need some cool swimwear or maybe a neat mount? Come get a chance, and have some fun! Additional prizes to the pot are gladly accepted.

[align=center]Wow! Three years?? Amazing! Guess what folks, it’s that time of year again! It’s time to celebrate Eorzea’s most treasured summer festival the only way that we know how: crushing melons! Here’s how this contest works. Competitors will use a /random system where they must hit a certain number after a certain amount of tries. For example, to crush the first melon, the player would have to roll over 100 once out of three times. The larger the melons get, the higher you have to roll, with fewer chances. In the case of a tie, we keep rerolling until we have a winner! So, it looks something like this:[/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]The actual event will be starting at 2pm EST, August 19th on Balmung Server. You can either contact on tumblr, (the-hawkeye.tumblr.com) on the RPC as Kiera Hawkeye, or in-game by the same name if you have any questions. There’s no need to sign up for a slot ahead of time. Just be there at or a little before the time. The event this year will be held at the Costa Del Sol’s newest island, X: 36.2, Y: 25.5 located here: [/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center]The prize, like always, is one item from the Mogstation, limit $30. Need some Far Eastern Attire? Need a job leveled or skip the story? Come get a chance, and have some fun! Additional prizes to the pot are gladly accepted. [/align]

Due to OOC computer problems, this event is cancelled.

[align=center]Ah, spring. Flowers are in bloom, birds are singing, bugs are buzzing. And melons are gonna be crushed. [/align] [align=center]It's that time again folks! What better way to ring in the first official day of spring than to crush some good ol' melons between your good ol' thighs![/align] [align=center]Competitors will use a /random system where they must hit a certain number after a certain amount of tries. For example, to crush the first melon, the player would have to roll over 100 once out of three times. The larger the melons get, the higher you have to roll, with fewer chances. In the case of a tie, we keep rerolling until we have a winner! So, it looks something like this:[/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]The actual event will be starting at 2pm EST, April 9th on Balmung Server. You can either contact on tumblr, (the-hawkeye.tumblr.com) on the RPC as Kiera Hawkeye, or in-game by the same name. The event this year will be held at the Forgotten Springs, in Southern Thanalan, X: 15.1, Y: 31.1 located here:[/align] [align=center] [/align] [align=center]The prize this time round will be one item from the Mogstation! Limit $30 USD. Want a Far Eastern outfit? Maybe a combo of cherry trees and a mat for your yard? They could be yours! [/align]

With the recent openings of pizzeria's in Eorzea, a question occurred to me. Would there be popcorn? Similar to our modern day theater popcorn? I know that we have millioncorn, but are there any specific mentions of popped corn somewhere, in a CUL leve possibly? Thank you!

[align=center]Like was foretold in the Second Annual Melon Crushing Competition and by the ancient scrolls, I’m pleased to annouce the first 2spoopy Pumpkin Crushing Competition! [/align] [align=center]The objective is simple: Take a pumpkin, put it between your thighs, and squeeze until it splits. Be the last one standing, and you’ll be taking home a Mog Station tiem, and the honor of being the 2spoopy Pumpkin Crushing Champion![/align] [align=center]The event will be run through /random. How it works is that you have “X” chances to reach “X” number, simulating the size of the melon and the effort taken to crush it. For example, the first round will be three chances to roll above 200. If you manage it on your first roll, fantastic! You do not have to roll anymore after that[/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]It will be held on October 28th at 9:30est at Mih Khetto’s Amphitheatre on Balmung Server. I apologize for it being so late in the evening this time around. Despite my efforts this is the only time that I am able to host it. [/align] [align=center]While we are not doing a costume contest, coming in costume is allowed and highly encouraged! I’m sure all of you would still love to show off all your fabulous costumes I keep seeing around. [/align] [align=center]And, last but not least, the prize is: [/align] [align=center]One item of your choice from the Mog Station, at or under $20 USD![/align] [align=center]Come one, come all, get your potions, spells, curses and hexes ready for this one of a kind All Saints Wake event![/align]

Remember folks, it's this Sunday! Also, the prize was been bumped up to a whopping 400,000 gil!!! Come out, have a good time, and show us what your thighs are made of.

Something I've always been curious about. Some Ala Mhigan of mine might be getting married, and I've always been curious as to what sort of wedding traditions are either lore, or what some people have headcannoned. BESIDES EXCESSIVE DRINKING I think we can all say that one's a given.

[align=center]You guessed it, it’s the Moonfire Faire again, and that means the return of the best event this side of Eorzea... MELON CRUSHING! The objective is simple: Take a melon, put it between your thighs, and squeeze until it splits. Be the last one standing, and you’ll be taking home a large amount of gil, and the honor of being the Second Annual Moonfire Faire Melon Crushing Champion. The event will be run through /random. How it works is that you have “X” chances to reach “X” number, simulating the size of the melon and the effort taken to crush it. For example, the first round will be three chances to roll above 200. If you manage it on your first roll, fantastic! You do not have to roll anymore after that. [/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center]We will be hosting it here at Hidden Falls <31,23> on August 21st, at 2:00pm EST on Balmung server. So that way, our European friends have a chance to show us their thigh strength. The prize this year is 250,000 gil. Wow, it’s already been a year since the first one! I’m excited to be hosting this event again, and I hope to see a lot of you there! Happy Faire, and happy melon crushing![/align]

Our FC, The Bloodhawks, could always do with another healer. And definitely another roe. There's only one and there should be more. Our FC is about 50% rp, 50% content. We're small, about 8 or so active members, and tend to be active for most of the day and half the night. For the RP side of things, our FC is pretty much a discounted adventurers guild, with preference for Hunt marks. We're pretty relaxed and always interested in meeting chill, new people. Drop me a line here on the RPC, or find me in game as Kiera Hawkeye or Soaring Griffin!

Erecting a bloodstone circle and performing extended prayers to the old gods and then some overwatch afterwards

Name: Soaring Griffin Type of date desired: Both Gender preference: Any and all Brief description of your character: An easy going, more than likely alcoholic, Soaring is the woman for you. She loves conversation, loves drinking probably more, and definitely enjoys good company to share in both. Be warned, because she is fairly blunt and won't hesitate to tell you how she fells about you. But it's usually good things.

More roe, ayyy

I got a couple of toons that might be interested in her. My main, Kiera Hawkeye, always enjoys meeting highlanders from the homeland. My other main alt, Soaring Griffin, might be more up her alley, as Soaring dabbles in treasure hunting and just likes to fight things in general. I'm usually open round the same times you are. If you're interested, feel free to send me a PM her or in game!