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That's constructive to the thread. Thanks for your contribution. Dogberry, I've heard rumors that they're going to merge the PC and console servers, just not for the console launch. Our web filter at work keeps me from actually looking in to this and I never think to take a look when I'm at home as I get too wrapped up in other things. Have you heard anything about this or are they just misconceptions of how the Megaservers work?

^This. The beast tribes wouldn't have any influence at all on the languages of civilized society. Very few people would ever have any reason to have any sort of communication with them at all and even then the communication would almost certainly be limited. At the end of the day, people are going to go whatever direction they want. As mentioned earlier, the Echo completely negates the significance of language IC unless a player chooses for a given PC to not have the Echo. Eorzea has been largely designed in a way that breaks down barriers as opposed to creating them. That said, RP how you want to RP. Even if the devs stated on record one way or the other that something was this way or that, there would still be divergence in RP.

Mr. Madison, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. - Principal from Billy Madison Note: This isn't a criticism of you, Ex, but of how insanely ridiculous that song is.

Psst, Anna is the sister that's out to marry a guy after one day. /endnerdcorrection I'm going to pretend like I understand now.

How could I be the OP? I have a pretend hatred for the Amish and would never submit to their brainwashing.

My explanation is flawless!

Wait... did you just make a Disney reference in a thread that has most predominantly venerated Firefly?

Who is Elsa?

The following is a fictitious fabrication designed for entertainment purposes only. Any attempt to associate this account with anything that has anything to do with life would simply be badong. Alright, kids, it's time for some closure. If this thread is truly going to die then we're at least going to have pretend answers to our questions. I must do this for my own sanity and because the OP is full of fail and lose. The OP obviously had a drunken weekend in Las Vegas. Her friend hooked up with some random drunk dude and they decided to get hitched. Think of The Hangover, only without the memory loss. Anywho, the OP was all jealous because she was just as wasted but no random dude wanted to marry her. She then made the wise decision to repeat the process, finding another random wasted dude to marry. All he knew was that he was in Vegas and he was gonna get some, so why not? Fully aware that she'd done something blatantly idiotic (evidenced by the fact that she felt the need to defend herself in her own post), and yet somehow still making herself believe that there were no consequences for her idiocy, the OP still recognized that she needed to reach out to people who weren't wasted in Vegas for help. Why she went from "hey, let's get wasted and married so we can do crazy stuff and I don't have to go to Confession on Sunday" (yes, I made her Catholic for no good reason and no, I'm not Catholic) to "I wanna be a good wife and grow as a person as I please my man" is anyone's guess. What we do know is that she married a dude who just wanted to get lucky. When she suddenly gets a desire to be all domesticated, he freaks the heck out. He's "shy about their arrangement" because as far as he's concerned, the arrangement is NSA sex. They end up staying together for a short while until the dude finally realizes that his NSA sex party has turned into an actual relationship. She actually falls in love with him because she forces herself to believe that they have something real. Understanding that his freedom is in jeopardy, the random guy decides to get an annulment and pick up a less wasted chick from a local bar. Same benefits with fewer headaches. The OP, now rejected and alone, completely forgets the fact that she has reached out to anyone for help. She walks a path that spirals down into the dark world of meth addiction, eventually selling everything she owns to feed her habit. Eventually, she overdoses near an Amish community, where she's found and taken in to be nursed back to health. The Amish help her to overcome her meth addiction but proceed to poison her mind about how technology is evil and will eat her soul. Desperate for approval, she holds to these teachings and lives out the rest of her days with no phone, no lights, no motorcar; not a single luxury (thanks, Weird Al). This is why the OP never again responds to this thread. She spends every waking moment trying to satisfy a man who doesn't appreciate her, sells her computer to feed a meth addiction, and then sells her soul to the Amish. Perhaps we should be ashamed for turning this thread into such a comical party, but somehow I just can't bring myself to feel even the tiniest smidgen of guilt. Here's hoping life doesn't end up sucking for you, OP. You failed us by refusing to explain this insane post and yet still provided us with hours of fun. Wherever you are, whoever you are, we all wish you the best.

The people of the RPC have truly made this into an epic thread. This, however, is how we feel about the OP for letting us down in the most disappointing way humanly possible: Edit: I just noticed after posting this that the person who made the above meme actually managed to misspell awesome. Somehow, that makes it all seem that much more appropriate.

I think it's safe to assume that the OP will never deliver. I don't think that he/she/it could find this thread with a neon sign before it was moved. Disappointment abounds. You have failed us, OP. You have failed us.

Cowboy Curtis is the man.

I dunno at this point. I kinda like what we've done with the place.

This event takes place five days before the PS4 release. Sad face.

Question: Will there be swordchucks?

Who is Shirley Manson?

She's waiting, OP. Y U NO ANSWER?!

That is freaking awesome. His costume looks good enough to pass as an actual Batman, at least from that picture. I bet the kids love him.

I am a leaf on the wind?

I will echo Ildur and FW on this one. There is no indication anywhere that any languages exist in Eorzea other than the common tongue. Different regions are likely to use the language in slightly different ways and accents probably wouldn't be uncommon. Even within the United States, there are accents varying by where people live and different words are used to describe items. Soda or pop, for example. The only other language we see an example of is Roegadyn and even then we only have a smattering of words with no indication as to how those words would actually be used to form complete sentences.

Jewel Staite demands that the OP participates in this thread!

Holy cow, that's the worst introduction I've ever seen! I know you said you were bad at them, but dang... Yeah, not really. Welcome aboard. It's good to have you. We had free cookies but I ate them all. I would apologize but they were so delicious that I'm not at all sorry for my actions. Good to have you with us!

I know, right? I claim this thread in the name of Jewel Staite.

Forget kittens, man. Jewel freaking Staite.

Sounds awesome, but... must... play... more... inFAMOUS Second Son...