Kiera Hawkeye Posted August 18, 2015 Share #1 Posted August 18, 2015 [align=center]It’s that time of year for the adventurers of Eorzea to gather in the only on true test of strength and mettle: Melon Crushing. Using their thighs and their thighs alone, the people of Eorzea will compete to see who can earn the title of Melon Crushing Champion! [/align] [align=center]Competitors will use a /random system where they must hit a certain number after a certain amount of tries. For example, to crush the first melon, the player would have to roll over 100 once out of three times. The larger the melons get, the higher you have to roll, with fewer chances. In the case of a tie, the person who can impress our panel of judges with the best melon crushing emote will take home the prize![/align] [align=center]Sign ups for the event will start at 4pm EST, with the actual event starting at 5pm EST, September 6th. You can either contact me here on tumblr, on the RPC as Kiera Hawkeye, or in-game by the same name. Volunteers would be appreciated to help judge the event, and to make sure the event runs smoothly. The event will be held at Hidden Falls, just north of Costa Del Sol, on Balmung server.[/align] [align=center]Update! The winner will recieve an Atrophied Atropos Minion, and 50,000 gil! [/align] [align=center]There will of course be food and drinks served icly, only limited by your imagination! For those that missed the sign-up, or just want to test you melon crushing skills, we will have melons available![/align] [align=center]So come one, come all, people of Eorzea! Do your thighs have what it takes to be crowned the Melon Crushing Champion!?[/align] 1 Link to comment
Steel Wolf Posted August 18, 2015 Share #2 Posted August 18, 2015 Ooooo....Sept. 6th what is that.... *checks calendar* Awe it's a Sunday!! D: Drat....wel, hope to read about it! Sounds like good fun. Link to comment
Virella Posted August 18, 2015 Share #3 Posted August 18, 2015 Yes, bring all your femroes and sexy highlander ladies pls! Link to comment
Kraz Posted August 18, 2015 Share #4 Posted August 18, 2015 I'm tempted to go along to this if only for the amusing prospect of a lalafell lad potentially winning the whole thing. 1 Link to comment
Kiera Hawkeye Posted August 25, 2015 Author Share #5 Posted August 25, 2015 Remember everyone, you can sign up here in advance to skip all the IC stuff the day of! Link to comment
Oli! Posted August 31, 2015 Share #6 Posted August 31, 2015 I will be coming to observe the skill and technique with which the contestants will be using to artfully crush their melons, and the finely crafted tools with which they will do so. Yes. Link to comment
Martiallais Posted August 31, 2015 Share #7 Posted August 31, 2015 Aedan Steelweaver humbly reporting to aid in the judging the contest as needed. Link to comment
Cliodhna Eoghan Posted August 31, 2015 Share #8 Posted August 31, 2015 i'll try to show up to watch but i dont think many people could convince clio to willingly get foodstuffs all over her legs.....from crushing watermelons ;p Link to comment
ShoggMommy Posted August 31, 2015 Share #9 Posted August 31, 2015 Okay. This is serious. I have to go to this on Blazing Dawn. >> I shall forward this to my free company! Link to comment
Rusty Knight Posted September 2, 2015 Share #10 Posted September 2, 2015 My Femroe will certainly show up to compete! Gil reward for crushing melons with her thighs... how hard could it be? Link to comment
ShoggMommy Posted September 2, 2015 Share #11 Posted September 2, 2015 My Femroe will certainly show up to compete! Gil reward for crushing melons with her thighs... how hard could it be? I approve of crushing melons between Roe thighs. *nodnod* Link to comment
Kiera Hawkeye Posted September 3, 2015 Author Share #12 Posted September 3, 2015 My Femroe will certainly show up to compete! Gil reward for crushing melons with her thighs... how hard could it be? I approve of crushing melons between Roe thighs. *nodnod* That is the most appropriate gif and I am ashamed i didn't use it before Link to comment
Kage Posted September 6, 2015 Share #13 Posted September 6, 2015 I admit to not seeing this earlier. And I am super intrigued even if my character cannot be there ICly Link to comment
ShoggMommy Posted September 6, 2015 Share #14 Posted September 6, 2015 My Femroe will certainly show up to compete! Gil reward for crushing melons with her thighs... how hard could it be? I approve of crushing melons between Roe thighs. *nodnod* That is the most appropriate gif and I am ashamed i didn't use it before Well if you ever need it again in the future ;D there you go! Hehe Link to comment
Kage Posted September 6, 2015 Share #15 Posted September 6, 2015 I'm ready to be crushed watch Link to comment
Aoi Fukiku Posted September 6, 2015 Share #16 Posted September 6, 2015 I'm ready to be crushed watch Oh my . . . 1 Link to comment
Martiallais Posted September 6, 2015 Share #17 Posted September 6, 2015 The melons are ready... The judges are ready... But are YOU? ONE HOUR TILL THINGS GET MESSY! 2 Link to comment
ShoggMommy Posted September 6, 2015 Share #18 Posted September 6, 2015 This was so much fun! Thank you for hosting it! And congrats to the winner. Link to comment
Jancis Posted September 6, 2015 Share #19 Posted September 6, 2015 Was a real cute event and very easily to follow along! Delightful [align=center][/align] [align=center][/align] [align=center][/align] 1 Link to comment
Ciara Snow Posted September 7, 2015 Share #20 Posted September 7, 2015 As the leader of the Melons FC we were terrified!!!! (haha i kid lovely event guys^^) Link to comment
Rosie Posted September 7, 2015 Share #21 Posted September 7, 2015 Thanks for organising this, was great fun! Unfortunately I missed leg day, but shall better prepare myself for next year! 2 Link to comment
Roth Posted September 7, 2015 Share #22 Posted September 7, 2015 This was great! Well organized, funny and actually kind of exciting to see who would win in the end. I was on the edge of my seat. :') Sad to see the melons proved superior to the lalafel race. But I salute mr. Lyngbakr on his victory. *salutes* Link to comment
Martiallais Posted September 7, 2015 Share #23 Posted September 7, 2015 Many, many thanks for a great event guys! I know I had a lot of fun just helping out with it so it's awesome to hear everyone else did as well. Link to comment
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