balmung Host Club | Rendezvous | August Opening

[Nihka]

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[align=center]A curious Keeper with fiery red hair walks the piers of Limsa Lominsa, hanging up fliers on the various flat surfaces he passes. As he places one at the height of your average Lalafell, he looks up...[/align]

 

[align=center]"So, tired of the humdrum are you? Quite curious what a night away from the usual day can bring? You're not alone. Far too many like you out there, who wish a night of being treated like a king, or perhaps just matching wits with an interesting character. We've many such characters, all fit for our stage, you see."[/align]

 

[align=center]"What is our stage? It's tea house, but so much more. It's a place of gallant artistry. Of subtle deviations. Of fine meals and finer drink. It's a place where life is... simple. It begins when you choose your host. Some choose by biography, some by sight. Some merely let the winds choose for them. But once chosen? The night is what you make of it. Would you find yourself unraveling the enigma that is Seraph? Perhaps taking in the quiet dignity of Eden. Or perhaps just writing a story all your own with me, Zeromus. No choice is wrong, and every one is distinct."[/align]

 

[align=center]"Now let us be clear. This is not a night destined to lead to the pleasures of the flesh. Such things are not without merit, but also not where our deviations lead. Ours is a house built from comfort that can come from any form. Not just those of the body. So bring an open mind, but please.. keep those pants closed. You may need to open your wallet a bit. A thousand gil. A meager price for the night you receive. We aim to make every last coin return to you in tenfold the enjoyment."[/align]

 

[align=center]"So, should you make it... Remember that we are there to comfort. There to distract. And there to serve."[/align]

 

[align=center]The man turns to walk away before turning back,[/align]

 

[align=center]"And everyone deserves a bit of fluff in their story as well, don't they?"[/align]

 

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இڿڰۣ-ڰۣ— OoC Info இڿڰۣ-ڰۣ— [/align]

 

[align=center]You might notice this post is coming from someone different than usual. Never fear, you shall have no less than the top quality hosting experience you've come to expect! [/align]

 

[align=center]We will be hosting Saturday, August 26th at 4:00 PM CST / 5:00 PM EST! The entrance fee is 1,000 gil*, and will be collected at the door. [/align]

 

[align=center]The location is Ward 8, Plot 13, (in the Goblet) and Hosts and Hostesses will be selected at a first come, first serve basis. (In other words, if the Host or Hostess you want has already been selected, then you will have to choose another, or depart until next time. The person who arrives first will get the first selection, and so on until all Hosts and Hostesses are spoken for.) [/align]

 

[align=center]Note: To avoid confusion, please line up on the lawn in the order of arrival when first entering the grounds. Please do not run in past the guard posted at the door, or your character will just be immediately ushered back out. [/align]

 

[align=center]Here is the menu that the Host Club offers! [/align]

 

[align=center]Here is a look at the dossiers that are posted outside of the Club! (Note: Not all employees may be present on the day of the opening, depending on schedules. Feel free to ask the person at the door if a particular Host or Hostess is available, if you have a particular one in mind. Rest assured though - all of our Hosts and Hostesses have their own unique merits and advantages!)[/align]

 

[align=center]As always, please let me know if there are any questions! Here's looking forward to another fun event! Be there or be a sad cactaur who misses Host Club! :cactuar:[/align]

 

[align=center]* Gil is OoCly collected currency, because this event costs real gil to conduct. While the costs of running the Host Club are minimal (providing uniforms, dyes, and upgrades to each seating room for the amusement and comfort of our Guests), we believe the fee is also reasonably minimal. Usually, the entire collected fee from all Guests equals about 10k total, and it really does help offset these costs (the majority of which are still paid for by the guild leader.) Any OoC tips offered to a specific Host is kept by the Host, unless they choose to donate it back to the guild. Hope this helps to explain some things - thank you all for your continued patronage! ♥[/align]

[xelliexell]

So much hype! If enough people show, a particular proprietress may even have the opportunity to Host someone, herself (as Nihka will be running it this month, leaving me free for whichever role~ ♥)

[Nihka]

Hey everyone! Just wanted to remind everyone that this month someone new is running the Host Club. Maia has put this together so many times and it's finally her chance to participate as a guest or hostess. We need to make sure she has a great time, so lets make sure tons of people show up! <3

[Nihka]

Past midnight, it's officially Friday. That means tomorrow is Saturday, and so tomorrow is Host Club! I'm excited (and a bit anxious) ♥

[Lan Darklyn]

Come join us for all the fun! Wonderful social RP carried out in a one on one setting hosted by some awesome folks.

[Khunbish Avagnar]

*gets on soap box*

It's a lot of fun and chill RP, you should go

*stumbles getting off soap box and then carries it off*

[Anstarra]

HOST CLUB HYPE!

 

It's today! Just under 7 hours away! New RPers and old hats alike are super welcome ♥ If you're looking to try on a new personality or just a new set of clothes, if you're looking to interact, laugh, tease, mock, argue, flirt or tickle* someone wearing a cute hosting uniform, or if you're simply looking to kill some time while you flex, pose, and talk about how THIS time you'll win the Grindstone... come on down!

 

Also we have tea AND wine!

 

Though usually not together. That'd be gross.

 

Unless you're into that. We'll sure serve it!

 

(Please don't throw up on the carpets)

 

 

 

 

*P.S. The Host club bears no responsibility to any gasps, blushes, giggles, gropes or punches and/or headlocks that may result from tickling. Use with responsibility.

[Khunbish Avagnar]

SOON! tm in 1 hour...42 minutes the host club doors will be thrown wide! (be careful to not be standing in the swinging path of the doors, the host club bears no responsibilities for any injuries incurred by doors being swung open)

[Nihka]

We're one single hour away from the Rendezvous Host Club opening its doors! Don't be a sad cactuar! :cactuar:

[xelliexell]

Staring in less than 30 minutes! Arriving early is encouraged, as Hosts are paired on a first-come, first-serve basis, until they're all snatched up!