The "Shipping" Thread

[Kage]

Everyone knows Leanne only has eyes for that hat.

 

She has been with Natalie for a bell too long. So has Yangh! :<

 

I swear if you people actually commission a Tiergan work of Kage and Franz I might actually cry.

 

@Roen: But she's not a terrorist! ...? ?

[Warren Castille]

Hey now, there's at least one pairing that people threatened to commission that never got results. Team Yaoi can get in line behind the Original Ship!

[Kage]

If I wasn't trying to save money I'd get one for them but I need a Kage portrait.

 

For reasons.

 

Perhaps I should crowdsource this :>

[Warren Castille]

Similar story. Vacation, plus unexpected life things, plus medicine... I need fancy shiny art. But... life...

 

Argh.

[Unnamed Mercenary]

Run Forest Franz run!

 

...there, I fixed it

[Coatleque]

:roll:

Perhaps one day I will consider doing it.

[Leanne]

*coughs*

 

Toni Braxton... your musical choices Osric. Astounds me.

 

I think Roen needs to stop hanging around terrorists.

 

What is up with this.

 

(but the dodo plan... is BRILLIANT)

Roen! Roen! /Kage waves his hand like the last kid to be picked for the team. Kage's not a terrorist! :3

 

 

Also, how are people supposed to acknowledge posts that are directed or relevant to... no one? It's just not easy to say *ships Kage* but if I said *ships Kage and Franz*

 

Well... NO. NO LEANNE. NO. IT'S NOT HAPPENING.

 

YOUR MOUTH SAYS NO, BUT YOUR BODY SAYS YES.

 

Everyone knows Leanne only has eyes for that hat.

 

That's the truest love story in all of Eorzea. Sorry Yangh, apologies Crofte-senpai.

 

Leanne x Fancy Hat forever and ever.

[Jancis]

As long as that hat doesn't get jealous of Lady Leanne following Lord Franz under waterfalls.

[Melkire]

Pffft. Don't be like that. Doesn't Ruru have someone ICly?

 

One of the first things you'll learn is that as soon as a couple become official, or an individual is no longer available, interest in them will drop and folks will move on to the next great thing.

 

Case in point: no one discusses canon pairings in this thread because they're boring. Far juicier discussion to be had out of "will they, won't they?" It's the same logic train that lends itself to the otherwise inexplicable success of soap operas.

 

Sounds about right. Once the fire's ignited, people tend to stop throwing matches. Or molotovs, as the case sometimes is.

 

Relevant, skip to 06:25. Warning: NSFW

 

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xnqg87_george-carlin-seven-words-you-can-never-say-on-television_fun?start=385

[Berrod Armstrong]

*peeks in*

 

what has this thread done

[Nero]

I'm pretty sure the United States Postal Service ships only a third of the amount you people ship.

[Coatleque]

I'm pretty sure the United States Postal Service ships only a third of the amount you people ship.

 

Hey... blame the invention of 'e-mail' for that...

[Leanne]

As long as that hat doesn't get jealous of Lady Leanne following Lord Franz under waterfalls.

 

There's nothing wrong with a quick bath under waterfalls...right?

 

Right?!

[Kage]

"Leanne you should pursue Franz."

 

"What, no. Adventuring!"

 

"No really, you should pursue Franz."

 

"NO I LIKE ____ I MEAN ADVENTURING"

 

?

[Oscare]

The Binding Ship of RPC Turn 10? Confirmed for 2.4.

[Askier]

The Binding Ship of RPC Turn 10? Confirmed for 2.4. 

I'd say there was an accuracy stat requirement . . . But this is the shipping thread. . . Its all a bunch of random shots in the dark!

 

*ba dum tch*

 

. . .

 

I'll show myself out.

[Jancis]

Pffft. Don't be like that. Doesn't Ruru have someone ICly?

 

One of the first things you'll learn is that as soon as a couple become official, or an individual is no longer available, interest in them will drop and folks will move on to the next great thing.

 

Case in point: no one discusses canon pairings in this thread because they're boring. Far juicier discussion to be had out of "will they, won't they?" It's the same logic train that lends itself to the otherwise inexplicable success of soap operas.

 

Sounds about right. Once the fire's ignited, people tend to stop throwing matches. Or molotovs, as the case sometimes is.

 

Relevant, skip to 06:25. Warning: NSFW

 

Even so, sometimes the canon get swept away...

 

... particularly when it's with a handsome man that people can seem to stop staring at and he reminds you of all the warm and caring thoughts with that big smile of his and your heart sways with pangs as he calls your name after getting his nose broken and knocked unconscious...

 

 

... hard not to float with the current.

[Coatleque]

... particularly when it's with a handsome man that people can seem to stop staring at and he reminds you of all the warm and caring thoughts with that big smile of his and your heart sways with pangs as he calls your name after getting his nose broken and knocked unconscious...

 

*sighs* Warren... *flutter*

 

Wait, you meant someone else?

[Jancis]

*sighs* Warren... *flutter*

 

Wait, you meant someone else?

 

[Roen]

*sighs* Warren... *flutter*

 

Wait, you meant someone else?

 

 

*takes a guess*

 

Ummm... Oscare?

[Kage]

It's certainly not Franz.

 

He doesn't smile.

[Unnamed Mercenary]

The Binding Ship of RPC Turn 10? Confirmed for 2.4.

 

Must be item level 1 or higher to participate.

[Jancis]

It's certainly not Franz.

 

He doesn't smile.

He does have a way with animals though.

[Oscare]

Let's analyze something right now.

 

... particularly when it's with a handsome man that people can seem to stop staring at and he reminds you of all the warm and caring thoughts with that big smile of his and your heart sways with pangs as he calls your name after getting his nose broken and knocked unconscious...

 

What happened in the last Grindstone? Oscare busted his nose. What did he do immediately, instead of trusting his FC healers that were PLAINLY RIGHT THERE?

 

I think it's safe to say Roen is correct.

[Kage]

I wasn't there for that Grindstone so I couldn't answer! :>