Nero Posted August 25, 2014 Share #676 Posted August 25, 2014 The pillar struck first. That's all I'm saying. I was the victim here, acting in self-defense. They're a lot craftier than we give them credit for. Fortuitous things, they are. Yeah, but you could say the more well-behaved ones are really supportive. I'll show myself out. Link to comment
Melkire Posted August 25, 2014 Share #677 Posted August 25, 2014 The pillar struck first. That's all I'm saying. I was the victim here, acting in self-defense. They're a lot craftier than we give them credit for. Fortuitous things, they are. Yeah, but you could say the more well-behaved ones are really supportive. I'll show myself out. ...out? No, no, you misunderstand. Likely because you hit your head on the way in, passed out, and woke up in here. There's no door. Just a trapdoor. In the ceiling. Fifty feet up. Directly above a pile of refuse. For refuse, read: trashy romance novellas like this one... The truth is, we don't do the whole stack-on-each-other's-shoulders routine because, deep down, we don't want to leave. Link to comment
Coatleque Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share #678 Posted August 25, 2014 The truth is, we don't do the whole stack-on-each-other's-shoulders routine because, deep down, we don't want to leave. QFT Also, the whole scene was in reality a metaphor. The pillar approaches Nero and Roen. It lashes out, and Nero tries to fight it off with a well placed head-but. In the end the pillar wins. The pillar always wins. Link to comment
Nero Posted August 25, 2014 Share #679 Posted August 25, 2014 I'm actually an employee for Squeenix and I just leaked what the next Primal is going to be. It's not going to be Shiva. It's going to be the Pillar. 1 Link to comment
Whittledown Posted August 25, 2014 Share #680 Posted August 25, 2014 I'm actually an employee for Squeenix and I just leaked what the next Primal is going to be. It's not going to be Shiva. It's going to be the Pillar. It's like Demon Wall only it makes people engage in questionable decision making. Link to comment
Warren Castille Posted August 25, 2014 Share #681 Posted August 25, 2014 I must be tempered, since I've got no complaints for my part. Link to comment
Coatleque Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share #682 Posted August 25, 2014 Well... I have been sending large quantities of crystals into this thread since its inception... Link to comment
Roen Posted August 25, 2014 Share #683 Posted August 25, 2014 I think we have plenty worshipers here to summon a Pillar. Link to comment
Unnamed Mercenary Posted August 25, 2014 Share #684 Posted August 25, 2014 Well... I have been sending large quantities of crystals into this thread since its inception... Oh, I thought we were supposed to have religious pilgrimages to the thread. ...what am I supposed to do with all the people now praying to it? Link to comment
Kage Posted August 25, 2014 Share #685 Posted August 25, 2014 I think we have plenty worshipers here to summon a Pillar. Have all of us been stockpiling crystals? The catch: The Pillar has been here all this time. Link to comment
Kellach Woods Posted August 25, 2014 Share #686 Posted August 25, 2014 Plot twist, the pillar is innuendo. Link to comment
Melkire Posted August 25, 2014 Share #687 Posted August 25, 2014 Plot twist, the pillar is innuendo. No innuendo about it, the pillar is a euphemism. Link to comment
Coatleque Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share #688 Posted August 25, 2014 Plot twist... Spoiler Alert: We are the pillar. Link to comment
Nero Posted August 25, 2014 Share #689 Posted August 25, 2014 Pillar is love, pillar is life. Link to comment
Askier Posted August 26, 2014 Share #690 Posted August 26, 2014 *straps explosives to the pillar and hooks wires to detonator* Give me all the gils or the pillar gets it! Link to comment
Guest Ragnar Posted August 26, 2014 Share #691 Posted August 26, 2014 *straps explosives to the pillar and hooks wires to detonator* Give me all the gils or the pillar gets it! Get back to work and stop drinking tea! Link to comment
Askier Posted August 26, 2014 Share #692 Posted August 26, 2014 *straps explosives to the pillar and hooks wires to detonator* Give me all the gils or the pillar gets it! Get back to work and stop drinking tea! *sticks funnel in mouth and pours entire kettle tea down his throat before tossing both funnel and kettle.aside and starts jumping around with detonator in hand* Caffinecaffinecaffinecaffinecaffinecafffineilovemyselfcaffinemakesmesowiredandhyperloveitloveitloveitlovecaffinecaffinecaffineallmine Link to comment
TheLastCandle Posted August 26, 2014 Share #693 Posted August 26, 2014 I need to jump in on this shipping business. Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match♪ 1 Link to comment
Lady Rivienne Posted August 26, 2014 Share #694 Posted August 26, 2014 I need to jump in on this shipping business. Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match♪ Haha who to match Yvelont with.. And not get immediately envious! Link to comment
TheLastCandle Posted August 26, 2014 Share #695 Posted August 26, 2014 I need to jump in on this shipping business. Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match♪ Haha who to match Yvelont with.. And not get immediately envious! Hmm. I don't know! You're supposed to be good at this shipping stuff - being a Postwoman and all. ;P 1 Link to comment
K'nahli Posted August 26, 2014 Share #696 Posted August 26, 2014 Ohhhh... where, oh where, oh where is K'rahto? Nero's face took on a cocky grin and he responded to her advance with one of his own, as he brought his face closer to hers. "I am not so sure I would get over it that easily, Miss Deneith," he said softly, his voice taking on a hint of challenge. Haha, you reminded me of this: Link to comment
Nero Posted August 26, 2014 Share #697 Posted August 26, 2014 *straps explosives to the pillar and hooks wires to detonator* Give me all the gils or the pillar gets it! You cannot truly destroy the Pillar, for the Pillar is a metaphor. The Pillar is inside all of us. Link to comment
Askier Posted August 26, 2014 Share #698 Posted August 26, 2014 *straps explosives to the pillar and hooks wires to detonator* Give me all the gils or the pillar gets it! You cannot truly destroy the Pillar, for the Pillar is a metaphor. The Pillar is inside all of us. Now when you say inside us all. . . Where exactly is it located? This is important. For science. Lol. Link to comment
Roen Posted August 26, 2014 Share #699 Posted August 26, 2014 *straps explosives to the pillar and hooks wires to detonator* Give me all the gils or the pillar gets it! You cannot truly destroy the Pillar, for the Pillar is a metaphor. The Pillar is inside all of us. Now when you say inside us all. . . Where exactly is it located? This is important. For science. Lol. Don't say it is in his arm. Because he is perfectly willing to blow that up. Link to comment
Devereau Posted August 26, 2014 Share #700 Posted August 26, 2014 *straps explosives to the pillar and hooks wires to detonator* Give me all the gils or the pillar gets it! You cannot truly destroy the Pillar, for the Pillar is a metaphor. The Pillar is inside all of us. Now when you say inside us all. . . Where exactly is it located? This is important. For science. Lol. Link to comment
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