The "Shipping" Thread

[Oscare]

Sometimes the things said in this thread nakes me worried that it might as well be borderline terrorism.

[Unnamed Mercenary]

Sometimes the things said in this thread nakes me worried that it might as well be borderline terrorism.

 

Naw, we're all safe people.

 

>_> <_ ..usually>

[Askier]

Sometimes the things said in this thread nakes me worried that it might as well be borderline terrorism.

 

Naw, we're all safe people.

 

>_> <_< ..usually

*Cough*

[Coatleque]

Damn you Nero, you're not supposed to be taking your queues from Askier!

[Nero]

Far be it from me to take a queue from another man! How long have those people been waiting in line?

 

har har

[Warren Castille]

Can Ul'dah go ONE SEASON without someone trying to BLOW IT THE HELL UP?

 

Nero: "I've got a plan. I'm going to raise zombies and stuff them full of ceruleum, and then we'll have them blow things up."

[Melkire]

Damn you Nero, you're not supposed to be taking your queues from Askier!

 

Cues. The word is "cues".

 

...I like to imagine that this is what's going through Roen's subconscious:

 

[Nero]

Oh, you guys.  It's not a clear cut as all of that, I promise.

 

Instead of zombies stuffed with ceruleum bombs, it will be zombie dodos stuffed with ceruleum bombs...while wearing festive hats! 

 

MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Melodia]

*Looks at thread*

 

*ships Ruru*

[Melkire]

Oh, you guys.  It's not a clear cut as all of that, I promise.

 

Instead of zombies stuffed with ceruleum bombs, it will be zombie dodos stuffed with ceruleum bombs...while wearing festive hats! 

 

MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

...dodos stuffed with ceruleum bombs...

 

...I'm telling Hutarin.

 

I'M TELLING ON YOU.

[Nero]

Oh, you guys.  It's not a clear cut as all of that, I promise.

 

Instead of zombies stuffed with ceruleum bombs, it will be zombie dodos stuffed with ceruleum bombs...while wearing festive hats! 

 

MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

...dodos stuffed with ceruleum bombs...

 

...I'm telling Hutarin.

 

I'M TELLING ON YOU.

 

They're....um. Robot dodos?

[Kage]

Nero's working with someone who is using magitek.

[Melkire]

Nero's working with someone who is using magitek.

 

Well... at least his name is appropriate, even if he ain't Garlean himself.

 

What with fiddling while Ul'dah burns, and all that.

[D'ly]

Oh, you guys.  It's not a clear cut as all of that, I promise.

 

Instead of zombies stuffed with ceruleum bombs, it will be zombie dodos stuffed with ceruleum bombs...while wearing festive hats! 

 

MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

...dodos stuffed with ceruleum bombs...

 

...I'm telling Hutarin.

 

I'M TELLING ON YOU.

 

They're....um. Robot dodos?

 

NOT THE DODOS! ; A ;

[Roen]

*coughs*

 

Toni Braxton... your musical choices Osric. Astounds me.

 

I think Roen needs to stop hanging around terrorists.

 

What is up with this.

 

(but the dodo plan... is BRILLIANT)

[Melkire]

*coughs*

 

Toni Braxton... your musical choices Osric. Astounds me.

 

I think Roen needs to stop hanging around terrorists.

 

What is up with this.

 

(but the dodo plan... is BRILLIANT)

 

Songs that came to mind as I read your post:

 

I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor

I Need a Hero - Bonnie Tyler

Bad Boy - Cascada

The Sign - Ace of Base

 

Not necessarily in that order, mind you.

[Melodia]

*Looks back at his post and no acknowledgment

and shrugs*

 

Well, I guess some threads are not open to all. :roll:

 

Enjoy. :moogle:

[Roen]

Songs that came to mind as I read your post:

 

I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor

I Need a Hero - Bonnie Tyler

Bad Boy - Cascada

The Sign - Ace of Base

 

Not necessarily in that order, mind you.

 

I knew all those except Bad Boy.

 

The fact that the first song you ever linked me was ENYA...

 

I shouldn't be surprised.

 

And from your musical choices, you are cheering for a break-up hm? (not that they are together technically)

[Melkire]

*Looks back at his post and no acknowledgment

and shrugs*

 

Well, I guess some threads are not open to all. :roll:

 

Enjoy. :moogle:

 

Pffft. Don't be like that. Doesn't Ruru have someone ICly?

 

One of the first things you'll learn is that as soon as a couple become official, or an individual is no longer available, interest in them will drop and folks will move on to the next great thing.

 

Case in point: no one discusses canon pairings in this thread because they're boring. Far juicier discussion to be had out of "will they, won't they?" It's the same logic train that lends itself to the otherwise inexplicable success of soap operas.

 

 

And from your musical choices, you are cheering for a break-up hm? (not that they are together technically)

 

Not so much 'cheering for' as 'forecasting'. And less so that than 'attempting to peek into Roen's psyche'.

 

Also I'm at work and I'm bored, can you tell?

[Coatleque]

*Looks back at his post and no acknowledgment

and shrugs*

 

I thought Ruru already had a lady-friend.

[Warren Castille]

*Looks back at his post and no acknowledgment

and shrugs*

 

Well, I guess some threads are not open to all. :roll:

 

Enjoy. :moogle:

 

Pffft. Don't be like that. Doesn't Ruru have someone ICly?

 

One of the first things you'll learn is that as soon as a couple become official, or an individual is no longer available, interest in them will drop and folks will move on to the next great thing.

 

Case in point: no one discusses canon pairings in this thread because they're boring. Far juicier discussion to be had out of "will they, won't they?" It's the same logic train that lends itself to the otherwise inexplicable success of soap operas.

 

Sounds about right. Once the fire's ignited, people tend to stop throwing matches. Or molotovs, as the case sometimes is.

 

Ruru, you know what you must do now. Time to introduce some Dangerous Lady to flirt with and threaten the status quo.

[Coatleque]

And from your musical choices, you are cheering for a break-up hm? (not that they are together technically)

 

Also, bad Osric!

Save that for the anti-"Shipping" thread!

[Kage]

*coughs*

 

Toni Braxton... your musical choices Osric. Astounds me.

 

I think Roen needs to stop hanging around terrorists.

 

What is up with this.

 

(but the dodo plan... is BRILLIANT)

Roen! Roen! /Kage waves his hand like the last kid to be picked for the team. Kage's not a terrorist! :3

 

 

Also, how are people supposed to acknowledge posts that are directed or relevant to... no one? It's just not easy to say *ships Kage* but if I said *ships Kage and Franz*

 

Well... NO. NO LEANNE. NO. IT'S NOT HAPPENING.

[Roen]

And from your musical choices, you are cheering for a break-up hm? (not that they are together technically)

 

Also, bad Osric!

Save that for the anti-"Shipping" thread!

 

There is an... anti-shipping thread...?

 

>_>

 

<_<

 

*coughs*

 

Toni Braxton... your musical choices Osric. Astounds me.

 

I think Roen needs to stop hanging around terrorists.

 

What is up with this.

 

(but the dodo plan... is BRILLIANT)

Roen! Roen! /Kage waves his hand like the last kid to be picked for the team. Kage's not a terrorist! :3

 

 

But.. with Kage... comes... *dramatic pause* ... NATALIE.

 

DUN DUN DUN.

 

Run Forest run!

[Warren Castille]

Everyone knows Leanne only has eyes for that hat.