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I ship Oscare x Boobs.

 

BECAUSE OSCARE COMPLAINED...

 

Oscare x Titan Spears

/pout

Titan is a bully and I don't like him.

I tried to smooth talk him into letting me win but he was like "NOPE HAVE MY 5-WAY LANDSLIDES" and knocks me off. He doesn't even want to be on the same platform as me.

 

But then he gaol/jails you to keep you with him and says he loves you when you try to tell him you'll break up with him, right

 

That's relationship abuse, babygirl. You're a strong independant chocolate bear who don't need no Titan.

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I AM STILL WAITING APPARENTLY.

 

Clearly you haven't played Mass Effect 2.

Or you didn't talk to Garrus enough between missions.

No... I never played any of the Mass Effect games. I have 1+2 from like... last year's or the year before summer sale tho.

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I AM STILL WAITING APPARENTLY.

 

Clearly you haven't played Mass Effect 2.

Or you didn't talk to Garrus enough between missions.

No... I never played any of the Mass Effect games. I have 1+2 from like... last year's or the year before summer sale tho.

 

All you need to know about Mass Effect is that Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space.

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I AM STILL WAITING APPARENTLY.

 

Clearly you haven't played Mass Effect 2.

Or you didn't talk to Garrus enough between missions.

 

Garrus can calibrate my ship any day. *Swoons*

 

I also just went to look at his Romance lines and I LOL'ed because I can imagine a certain other knight saying something like;

 

 

"“So... your, uh, hair looks good. And your waist is... very supportive.”"

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*pokes head in to see what to commotion is about*

 

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C'mere, lover-boy. The cameras are watching.

 

*imagines the noise their stubbles would make rubbing together.*

 

Edit: Apparently the technical term for this is 'Brustling'

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So....reading back I find this...

 

 

Don't forget that Gharen gave her his knife, then the D turned around and proceeded to stab Itar.

 

...Imeanwaitwhat.

 

 

At what point did no one catch that this, "then the D turned around and proceeded to stab Itar." Is so very wrong?

 

 

Melkire... I just don't have any words for that besides...

 

 

Wow... just... Wow...

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I am much too lazy to quote but SIHA AND ZACH ARE NOT CANON. *Punts all offenders*

 

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However, ships I support:

 

RoenxKiht (BECAUSE REASONS)

OsricxZach

Raging BehemothxZach >.>

RaexPandora (She is miiiiiiine.)

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So....reading back I find this...

 

 

Don't forget that Gharen gave her his knife, then the D turned around and proceeded to stab Itar.

 

...Imeanwaitwhat.

 

 

At what point did no one catch that this, "then the D turned around and proceeded to stab Itar." Is so very wrong?

 

 

Melkire... I just don't have any words for that besides...

 

 

Wow... just... Wow...

 

... Oh...my... and now it's a red D >.>

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