Unnamed Mercenary Posted July 22, 2014 Share #1 Posted July 22, 2014 #OOC #joke #forfun #distractthealliance Calling all people who want to show off what they've got! It started as a joke, but who wants to do more bathing suit/shirtless (glamoured of course) runs? You know, something nice to distract the raid. Beautiful maps like Syrcus Tower need some beautiful people. Glamours would be provided if needed. The same for hempen underwear. If anyone's interested, let's plan a time and see if we can make a full party of fanservice. Link to comment
Berrod Armstrong Posted July 22, 2014 Share #2 Posted July 22, 2014 #OOC #joke #forfun #distractthealliance Calling all people who want to show off what they've got! It started as a joke, but who wants to do more bathing suit/shirtless (glamoured of course) runs? You know, something nice to distract the raid. Beautiful maps like Syrcus Tower need some beautiful people. Glamours would be provided if needed. The same for hempen underwear. If anyone's interested, let's plan a time and see if we can make a full party of fanservice. *Ping Pong Circulate plays in the background* I'm so in. Link to comment
Oscare Posted July 22, 2014 Share #3 Posted July 22, 2014 Of course I'll join. I have to. This is the 'Summon Roen' section, yes? Link to comment
Roen Posted July 22, 2014 Share #4 Posted July 22, 2014 Of course I'll join. I have to. This is the 'Summon Roen' section, yes? DAMMIT. Link to comment
Melkire Posted July 22, 2014 Share #5 Posted July 22, 2014 Of course I'll join. I have to. This is the 'Summon Roen' section, yes? You'll have to form a queue if you want to Summon Roen. Then you can have the penne alla arrabbiata. #EddieIzzard #misquotes #SummonRoen EDIT: FUCKIN'. NINJA'D. Link to comment
Kage Posted July 22, 2014 Share #6 Posted July 22, 2014 Someone please post a pic of that Seal that goes "Gaaaaay" and make it say "Roeeennnnn" Link to comment
Roen Posted July 22, 2014 Share #7 Posted July 22, 2014 Of course I'll join. I have to. This is the 'Summon Roen' section, yes? You'll have to form a queue if you want to Summon Roen. Then you can have the penne alla arrabbiata. #EddieIzzard #misquotes #SummonRoen EDIT: FUCKIN'. NINJA'D. EDDIE IZZARD... I can't even. Do you need a tray...? Link to comment
Coatleque Posted July 22, 2014 Share #8 Posted July 22, 2014 Someone please post a pic of that Seal that goes "Gaaaaay" and make it say "Roeeennnnn" 4 Link to comment
Warren Castille Posted July 22, 2014 Share #9 Posted July 22, 2014 Humbly propose thread is changed to "7 shirtless highlanders and also Roen" because we all know that's what everyone is thinking. 'specially Roen. Link to comment
111 Posted July 22, 2014 Share #10 Posted July 22, 2014 I wanna summon Roen but Natalie's body is not covered in slabs of muscle. #catproblems. Link to comment
Kage Posted July 22, 2014 Share #11 Posted July 22, 2014 I wanna summon Roen but Natalie's body is not covered in slabs of muscle. #catproblems. Why didn't we become highlanders? ... I mean I know why Kage's not. That one same face... >.> Link to comment
Roen Posted July 22, 2014 Share #12 Posted July 22, 2014 HOW did this turn into... ... I KNEW I should not have posted that log from yesterday. (but really if there was a group with 8 shirtless highlanders... I'd SO go!) (Delial would come with I am sure) (and possibly murder me for my spot) Link to comment
Unnamed Mercenary Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share #13 Posted July 22, 2014 Humbly propose thread is changed to "7 shirtless highlanders and also Roen" because we all know that's what everyone is thinking. 'specially Roen. I wanted to be equal-opportunity, but yes. We need to make a Roen-summoning circle. Get her back in Ul'dah. I think we can pull her through the aether if we get 8 shirtless highlander males around one table in the quicksand. Link to comment
Warren Castille Posted July 22, 2014 Share #14 Posted July 22, 2014 HOW did this turn into... ... I KNEW I should not have posted that log from yesterday. (but really if there was a group with 8 shirtless highlanders... I'd SO go!) (Delial would come with I am sure) (and possibly murder me for my spot) Sometimes boats have to get rocked, Roen. Sometimes boats have to get rockhard abs slathered in glistening oil as we poseed. Link to comment
Oscare Posted July 22, 2014 Share #15 Posted July 22, 2014 Humbly propose thread is changed to "7 shirtless highlanders and also Roen" because we all know that's what everyone is thinking. 'specially Roen. I wanted to be equal-opportunity, but yes. We need to make a Roen-summoning circle. Get her back in Ul'dah. I think we can pull her through the aether if we get 8 shirtless highlander males around one table in the quicksand. She slowly just crawls out of it like a zombie. "MUUUUUSCCCLEEEEEES......" Link to comment
Berrod Armstrong Posted July 22, 2014 Share #16 Posted July 22, 2014 Humbly propose thread is changed to "7 shirtless highlanders and also Roen" because we all know that's what everyone is thinking. 'specially Roen. I wanted to be equal-opportunity, but yes. We need to make a Roen-summoning circle. Get her back in Ul'dah. I think we can pull her through the aether if we get 8 shirtless highlander males around one table in the quicksand. She slowly just crawls out of it like a zombie. "MUUUUUSCCCLEEEEEES......" "To summon the primal Roen, the beast tribes require substantial worship and a large quantity of highlander pecs." -- Taken from in game quest text Link to comment
Aya Posted July 22, 2014 Share #17 Posted July 22, 2014 Humbly propose thread is changed to "7 shirtless highlanders and also Roen" because we all know that's what everyone is thinking. 'specially Roen. I wanted to be equal-opportunity, but yes. We need to make a Roen-summoning circle. Get her back in Ul'dah. I think we can pull her through the aether if we get 8 shirtless highlander males around one table in the quicksand. She's not the only one that you'd summon Link to comment
Warren Castille Posted July 22, 2014 Share #18 Posted July 22, 2014 Humbly propose thread is changed to "7 shirtless highlanders and also Roen" because we all know that's what everyone is thinking. 'specially Roen. I wanted to be equal-opportunity, but yes. We need to make a Roen-summoning circle. Get her back in Ul'dah. I think we can pull her through the aether if we get 8 shirtless highlander males around one table in the quicksand. She's not the only one that you'd summon GENTLEMEN. I THINK THERE IS MONEY TO BE MADE HERE. LET'S NOT BE HASTY. Link to comment
Kage Posted July 22, 2014 Share #19 Posted July 22, 2014 So obviously, there needs to be an 8-man of those -summoned-. We have Roen, Delial... Aya... Hurm~ Link to comment
Aya Posted July 22, 2014 Share #20 Posted July 22, 2014 So obviously, there needs to be an 8-man of those -summoned-. We have Roen, Delial... Aya... Hurm~ Don't be so hasty! Link to comment
Unnamed Mercenary Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share #21 Posted July 22, 2014 If only we could queue as a full alliance. Could you imagine? One party is full of shirtless Highlanders, another full of fangirls, and then some poor other party from DF would be stuck watching us emote instead of fight. Link to comment
Roen Posted July 22, 2014 Share #22 Posted July 22, 2014 Hmm. Me thinks the Highlander male to whoever-is-summoned ratio needs to be much higher. *sage nod* (because I don't want to share) :tonberry: 1 Link to comment
Warren Castille Posted July 22, 2014 Share #23 Posted July 22, 2014 If only we could queue as a full alliance. Could you imagine? One party is full of shirtless Highlanders, another full of fangirls, and then some poor other party from DF would be stuck watching us emote instead of fight. First boss of ST does mention wanting manflesh... 8 /poses all at once, followed by the fangirl party charging in in a fit of jealousy, and the third party attempting to vote disband. 1 Link to comment
Kage Posted July 22, 2014 Share #24 Posted July 22, 2014 I've mentioned on Scylla "heh. wants manflesh. heh" Anyway, alliance queues are planned for 2.35 last I heard. But we could still gather 24 people and just queue in French :3 Link to comment
Berrod Armstrong Posted July 22, 2014 Share #25 Posted July 22, 2014 If only we could queue as a full alliance. Could you imagine? One party is full of shirtless Highlanders, another full of fangirls, and then some poor other party from DF would be stuck watching us emote instead of fight. I can just see the bosses. Scylla: "So much beauty! HOW DARE YOU, I WILL KILL YOU ALL!" Glasya: "...Such swole...! MAKE POSES WITH ME!" Amon: "Oh no, no no. I'm not bothering to fight you, this is the real show. I need a good seat." Xande: "You DARE pit your pectorals against the Emperor's?! FEEL THE FURY OF FALLING STARS!" Doga and Unei just nosebleed to death and G'raha Tia sobs in a corner. 2 Link to comment
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