Every board needs a haiku thread! [Prompt]

[Warren Castille]

Hey, new girl showed up!

Aw, but she said she's too shy.

Right. Please aggro her.

 

EVERYONE ROLEPLAYS. EVERYONE.

[ProvaDiServo]

Naming this alt

"Man, I miss skateboarding"

Hello, Anthony Hawke.

[Artigan]

Chicks with big bewbies

Remind me of Jigglypuff

Cute, bouncy, and soft

[Melody]

[align=center]Baby-sitting Bro[/align]

[align=center]Problems, you don't even know[/align]

[align=center]He brought home a Roe...[/align]

 

 

 

This could be in character.

[Warren Castille]

Working Christmas Eve.

But at least I'm here alone!

Radio: MAX LOUD.

[Gegenji]

An early release.

Desired and expected.

Where is that email!?

[Steel Wolf]

Grey cubicle walls

Desk phone barely making noise.

Can I go home nao?

[Warren Castille]

No one will notice

Elaborate balloon man

sitting at my desk

[Steel Wolf]

Reading haiku thread

Warren makes an awesome joke

Hello coffee stain!

[Gegenji]

I wanna wish you

A Merry Christmas from the

Bottom of my heaaaaaaart~ o/`

 

All these Christmas songs,

And what is a Jew to do?

Watch Adam Sandler?

[ProvaDiServo]

Playing Smash wii u

All of the christmas newbs

Sacrifice themselves to Peach's Crown.

[Edvyn]

shitposts every day

sometimes i shitpost at night

ruins every thread

[Coatleque]

What a classic line:

Merry Christmas to all, and

To all a good night

[Knight Kat]

Kiht met with Roen

Nero has a nice beach house

Party at Nero's!

[Melody]

Standing in Limsa

Surprise-hug by S'honji

Made Melody jump

 

He wouldn't let go

She tried her best to break free

Tummy rubs ensued

 

 

 

 

I am so tired

Never went to sleep tonight

Stupid red eye flights

[ProvaDiServo]

Mummy curses are bad

as wise uncle told me.

"Magic must defeat magick!"

[Zetchryn]

[align=center]An agile Lancer[/align]

[align=center]She most certainly isn't[/align]

[align=center]But tries nonetheless[/align]

[Perth]

I want Au Ra now

I really want Au Ra now

Ogad I can't wait

 

 

>_> *Whispers* Sorry. Needed to get that out.

[Steel Wolf]

I want Au Ra now

I really want Au Ra now

Ogad I can't wait

 

 

>_> *Whispers* Sorry. Needed to get that out.

 

...hey, I'll add to that.

 

Paladins around

Wearing their swords on their hips.

Mine will be bigger.

 

:3

[Gegenji]

I want Au Ra now

I really want Au Ra now

Ogad I can't wait

 

 

>_> *Whispers* Sorry. Needed to get that out.

 

...hey, I'll add to that.

 

Paladins around

Wearing their swords on their hips.

Mine will be bigger.

 

:3

 

Dark and Holy Knights,

Fighting over weapon size.

It's how you use it.

[Bexy]

[align=center]White eyes and a smile.

We see what the others don't.

Alone no longer.[/align]

[Sailor July]

[align=center]Chattering people[/align]

[align=center]Smoke from my pipe billows out[/align]

[align=center]I'm glad to be home. - Jhu'lie[/align]

[Dogberry]

[align=center]What resides in her?

The unknowable thing writhes

Trying to break out.[/align]

[Gegenji]

A couple more new job haikus for ya.

 

 

[align=center]Bang bang~ goes the gun.[/align]

[align=center]Muzzles flash and people run.

[/align]

[align=center]Pop gun goes bang bang~[/align]

 

[align=center]Twinkle, little star~[/align]

[align=center]And let me know where they are.[/align]

[align=center]Guide me from afar.[/align]

 

And one completely unrelated.

 

[align=center]Lumpy and dumpy.

[/align]

[align=center]Over-the-top and brilliant.

[/align]

[align=center]Fat Chocobo head.[/align]

[Banquo Viaquo]

Love is in the air

So where's all the poetry

Come on, people. Geez