OttoVann

You feeling hungry big guy?

I rarely get to do it, but when I RP being on a date or luncheon, romantic or platonic or professional to casual, I usually like to try and bring food to add to the RP and I usually have people act as servers. So I went ahead and crafted up some more last night to ensure I have plenty for all my future endeavors. However, the problem I have now is all my retainers are full and I am a bit lacking on space between all my retainers and myself so store this food so I can craft to make gil ._. I think I ran into too much of a good thing.

Eyyy look how good I look.

Drugs, alcohol, women. What else? Well I guess I would smith as well since I blacksmith in person as a hobbyist.

Well...I'm a healer when I seriously play PvE, and a Dragoon when I am not so serious. The only thing I can think of, would be having more Chaos Thrust particle effects in my LimitBreaks since I wear that color seemingly more than the rest. Maybe since Otto has harems...lets see...to be honest this seems almost too hard. I dont roleplay combat ever, and don't have to since people know it would be foolish for several reasons to raise a hand to me. I'm too busy using my spear to chase skirts to actually pull a real one out and thrust it about.

I'm up for this. Sorry but Elezen just aren't bulk enough. My arms are thicker than your legs. Big guys only. RIP

Doesn't matter how many times you post glistening pectorals, there is no redeeming the highlander sameface. Wow, you support a fellow Hyur and he starts clan-shaming. I see how it is! also, highlanders have faces? Wow please this highlander has a nice face. Notice the lack of shark/sameface.

Agreed. Observe below. Pictures of the master race? I'm ok with this. Little-landers need not apply.

Dat champagne blond on blue skin. Lawdy I love being in HEC. Speaking of HEC today was their one year anniversary as a Free Company. What not shown is the 70 plus people that we're at the event I didnt get good screenshots like a terrible person that I am. Praise the sunrise. Cats.

You know, all that working to get to max level can make people hungry. We should get dinner sometime.

Jesus christ my wife and I are big crafters in all the MMOs we played and we routinely says "mats" in regards to ingredients or materials needed for whatever all the time now and its just sort of..became normal. Im not alone!

This type of scene is what comes to mind whenever I hear anyone say or read about how they can't seem to find roleplay, or start roleplaying, or make roleplaying connections. My brain jumps to, "do you randomly approach people with bad openers that make you sound like an adolescent male with a distinct lack of good pick-up lines?" I do that intentionally at times, and it works. Mostly because I know I can get away with it and carry the prize home no matter what I say. Its fun at times, RPing with others when they get humored at the start and wonder how you will go about it. /shrug

Speaking of HoD events. I bring guests.

You used the same potion as that bald man during the Hildebrand quest ? Growth Formula Alpha.

Wow someone caught me in a screenshot with my hair on.

Pics from about 5 months ago with my wife and I at a formal military dinner. 3 months ago, me.

Why not both? Why not Five? Thats what I always ask.

Sadly this was a no lewd style event. But it was big.

It's too bad I had to leave after giving him the gil (my typo will haunt me forever). But I had pressing appointments to tend to. Ridley keeps my schedule loaded for me. Why not both?

Colina and I we're there. It was fun, the menus and fliers are really well done.

Brown is in.

So is there a cocaine equivalent............. Thats all that I need to know.

I won the first auction. End-game achieved boys go home.

*sniffs the air, detecting large amounts of Elzen nearby "Did someone say....Elezen?"