Dogberry

Math is pain. People who are good at math are wizards, and they should be feared and respected lest we face their wrath.

Did you just compare your character to God?

You -did- find me! Those eyes... I'm wondering what her hand is doing! >.> Well...I mean....*blush* Oh myyyy..... Eeney Meeney Miney Mo... I wonder where this glove will go...

I'm suddenly reminded of this time I had a fever as a child. My hands felt like two balloons.

[video=youtube] And now what I'm actually listening to.

Aya, we like all the same bands. Are we best friends now?

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Dogberry's dating an Elezen girl, so he's officially been with all the races he finds attractive. C'mon, Au Ra.

Edgar: "Kage, you flirted with the Roes at the Missing Member, didn't you?" Kage: "I would not be surprised if Denn or the one Roe who shanked me in me back frequented the Missing Member." Dennthota? Well there's your problem there. She's nothing but trouble. (luv u denn) Well yeah, but Obsidian Hornet is cray too (Love you both). YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT BROTHER. Dogberry was her rival in the Dhemgeim Love Dodecahedron or whatever. There are plenty of nice Roe Ladies in Broken Chairs.

Giving up on FemRoes is liking giving up on breathing. Sure, I can make myself stop...briefly... and with effort... but then a new one comes along and... GASP. When every single FemRoe (all two of them - OH WAIT OBSIDIAN) that you've met has expressed want of extreme violence towards you or your friend or wants to kill you.... OR DEY CRAY... Well... Edgar: "Kage, you flirted with the Roes at the Missing Member, didn't you?" Kage: "I would not be surprised if Denn or the one Roe who shanked me in me back frequented the Missing Member." Dennthota? Well there's your problem there. She's nothing but trouble. (luv u denn)

No chicken this time, Storm? You think your character is cool? My character is a fucking plain-speaking Human Warlock from a theatre company who grew up fat. Holy crap, that's just me.

Giving up on FemRoes is liking giving up on breathing. Sure, I can make myself stop...briefly... and with effort... but then a new one comes along and... GASP. When every single FemRoe (all two of them - OH WAIT OBSIDIAN) that you've met has expressed want of extreme violence towards you or your friend or wants to kill you.... OR DEY CRAY... Well... Dogberry can introduce Kage to some good ones! He knows a bunch of 'em, and only a few are actually crazy.

It's a fantasia plot, bb. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... C-Beams glittering in the dark at the Tannhauser gate. All these moments will be lost... like tears in rain. Time to die.

It's a fantasia plot, bb.

Creeping on Yvelont. Again. A PREMONITION OF WHAT IS TO COME

This is what could have been between Obsidian Hornet and Dogberry. You could have never had her Dogberry, do not torment yourself so! Oh, but it's nothing compared to the torture of having her.

I am a sucker for puns... and wit and sarcasm. Throw in a couple of well timed smirks and a wink or two and I'm a goner. Also confidence coupled with slight awkwardness in intimate situations? Check off the yes box for that method too. Well hello ther

Dogberry's been curious about how well Aya can handle a polearm. By which he means he wants to spar. Like, with armor and weapons and stuff. What? Oh baby oh baby Sounsyy doesn't have to feel left out. She can spar with Dogberry, too. Just give him time to rest, sparring takes a lot out of him. I can just see the invitation to spar backfiring so badly. Sounsyy and Aya show up dressed for a date. Dogberry shows up in his sharkmail suit and spear. "Uh... I think we got our signals crossed."

And puns. Puns, right?

Dogberry's been curious about how well Aya can handle a polearm. By which he means he wants to spar. Like, with armor and weapons and stuff. What?

This is what could have been between Obsidian Hornet and Dogberry.

You kidding? Half of the PCs in Eorzea grapple with primals for fun. Every aspect of a PCs life is something threatening to kill them.

Courtesy and respect are good for getting the ones that are interested in courtesy and respect. Those are not always the fun ones. That's what the wit is for. What girl doesn't love a cunning linguist?

"Leg's ain't the only pneumatic part'a me, if ya' catch m'drift." Dogberry has used the line "I've got training as a lancer and a pugilist. I've got a long shaft and I'm good with my hands." Also, he will find an excuse to take off his shirt. When Dogberry flirts, he is not subtle.

Courtesy, respect, wit, and when that fails, point at whatever you feel is your strongest physical characteristic and waggle your eyebrows.