Dogberry

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Lester Freamon and Bunk Moreland: Best detectives of Bestest detectives?

Historically, a naval based force will always beat a land based force. However, I wouldn't count Gridania out. They have an entire forest they can use that they know better than anyone else, and can wage guerilla warfare on anyone foolish enough to invade. If Gridania is smart, and they are, they'll let The Shroud do most of their fighting for them.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE I AM TERRIBLY SORRY! I have an unavoidable schedule conflict. I HAVE RESCHEDULED FOR THE FOLLOWING DAY WHICH IS MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 1ST AT 3:00 P.M. For America that is a holiday for most people and in Europe that should still put you in the evening correct? IF THIS IS INCONVENIENT FOR YOU SPEAK UP AND MAYBE WE CAN WORK OUT A BETTER TIME.

Dogberry's easy. Virtue: Charity Dogberry is a caretaker at heart. He often jokes about being a mother hen, and gives of himself and what he has constantly. When finding U'tara in the desert and giving her a meal and making sure she had shelter, or loaning countless people money, or obsessing over the well-being of his crew and others, or babysitting a child left alone in the Quicksand, just as a few examples, Dogberry lives a life of charity and hospitality toward his fellow man. Vice: Wrath I often talk about how I based Dogberry on Captain Ahab, the very definition of a wrathful character. Dogberry feels that he has been wronged by the universe. The Calamity has shaken him to the core, and he projects these feelings on to two major icons in his life. The first is Leviathan, who to Dogberry is a metaphor for all the things that went wrong for him. In fact, Dogberry has a very wrong account of what happened during his shipwreck. His memories of "Leviathan" sparing him are nothing more than a memory he manufactured to deal with his survivor's guilt. If anything, Dogberry should be after Bahamut, but Dogberry's mind doesn't work that way. Being killed by Bahamut, that's understandable. Being spared by Leviathan is the real disgrace, even if that isn't exactly what happened. All that matters is that he believes it, and he truly does. Of course, now that Dogberry has a legitimate greivance against Leviathan, his anger is overtaking him again. The second is himself. Dogberry's got a special brand of self-loathing. He isn't exactly suicidal, but he still doesn't care if he lives or dies. He's fatalistic about his own death. By his estimation, this is the way it should be for any person who takes up arms in battle. If you devote yourself to war, you have to accept that you are already dead. Even deeper than that, Dogberry is unhappy with many of the choices in his life and feels that he is unworthy of things like happiness and real love. Lately his self-image is picking up due to several of his friends, but deep down, Dogberry is perfectly willing to hurl himself at dangerous beasts and enemies, primal after primal, time and time again, and secretly hoping that maybe this will be the one that finally kills him. His vice could easily be mistaken for gluttony or lust, but these are coping mechanisms for Dogberry's self-loathing. His alcohol and drugs keep him from thinking about it, and his womanizing stems from a constant need for validation.

I'll be in my private chamber. That's a lie, actually. If you need me... You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub...

You're more than welcome to the after party! If you need an escort to the area, I can arrange that for you.

Sure! Are you able to do the fight?

I am a captain, after all.

IF ANYONE NEEDS SOMEONE TO PERFORM THE CEREMONY CAPTAIN DOGBERRY WILL BE HAPPY TO DO SO.

Yangh, I have to ask, since you're so successful at beast taming, what's your approach? Are you nice and gentle or are you a "Play Barney songs on repeat at full volume" kind of girl?

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*sagenods* All are welcome unto Menphina's Bos---NO! THE HELL?! Yangh trained a bloody WYVERN and we're all talking about the Hentail scene between said Priestess and Kraken?! *Flips Dalamud* See, we expect Yangh to be awesome and do things like tame wyverns. The Kraken was a surprise.

Now now, guys. Krakens need to feel the light of Menphina, too!

GOD I AM STILL SAD ABOUT TOMBLEWEED AND I'M THE GUY WHO ASKED BERROD TO KILL HIM OFF. IT'S HARD TO FEEL SEXY WHEN I'M SAD GUYS.

Catgirl... tentacle monster... NOPE It's been proven in Kage's Hullbreaker runs that Kraken likes cats. Not just female cats. CATS (I got thrown 5/6 times once) The Kraken is now named Koko.

Catgirl... tentacle monster... NOPE

Of course not! The Cactuar Bride is later in the season! The current production is "I Want To Be Your Canary!"

[video=youtube] I swear to god, I've dated the girl in this song.

SURF GARLEANS MUST DIE!

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BERROD LEAVE TOMBLEWEED OUT OF THIS THIS IS BOUNCY TIMES NOT WEEPY TIMES

I can do MNK, DRG, or BRD. I can't do BRD ICly. So since this is a nosebleed run, which is hotter, me working a long shaft or getting up close and personal with my big strong hands?

JOIN US WE NEED YOUR HOTNESS OMG ELEZEN GIRLS

You need someone for group C, you can sign me up. You need some Broegadyn representation.