Dogberry

Dogberry is similarly heartbroken. He got epically dumped recently. Maybe they can get together, eat ice cream, watch "Love, Actually" and cry about how they'll be alone forever.

This thread has me really confused. I came here to look at business opportunities for trade on behalf of Syldra's Revenge and all I see is talk about kissing. ... Doesn't anybody want to buy all this sugar cane I've got? ... Or make out? We can do that, too.

[align=center]A weary sailor Death comes so easy to him Life is the hard part[/align]

An falling-out with Endemerrin, damn near another brawl with Tausenadel, and a break-up with Dhemgeim. Not a good night at all, Dogberry thought. At least Xenedra and Castus, good friends through and through, were there to keep him from doing anything stupid. So many bridges burned tonight, it was time maybe to take some personal time to regroup. He put on his Limsa Lominsan Officer's Coat and tricorne hat, and stepped out from his cabin aboard Syldra's Revenge. "All hands on deck!" He bellowed, and the call echoed with the voices of the other officers, passing the order below deck. Within minutes the deck contained the whole crew. "I want to thank you all for a fine voyage," he began. "I hope this was a profitable endeavor for all of you. We've a full compliment of oil aboard deck, and enough trade that I dare say many of ya can feed your families for the next six moons. Or if not your own families, then those of your favorite ceiling inspectors." The crew laughed. "That's why I've decided t'quit while we're ahead, lest Llymlaen guide us to Nymeia's misfortune. When we roll into Vesper Bay, you'll be paid out for your work and be free to seek out what you will. I want to take a moment to thank all of ya for bein' a pleasant and able crew. Should any of you lot decide to come back to Syldra's Revenge I'll be happy to have you." He turned and went back into his cabin and began to pack. Some time in Ul'dah would do. As he packed, he heard the crew begin to sing. Oh the times was hard and the wages low Leave her, Johnny, leave her And the grub was bad and the gales did blow And it's time for us to leave her Leave her, Johnny, leave her Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her For the voyage is done and the winds do blow And it's time for us to leave her I thought I heard the Old Man say Leave her, Johnny, leave her You can go ashore and take your pay And it's time for us to leave her Oh her stern was foul and the voyage was long Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her The winds was bad and the gales was strong And it's time for us to leave her And we'll leave her tight and we'll leave her trim Leave her, Johnny, leave her And heave the hungry packet in And it's time for us to leave her Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her with a grin Leave her, Johnny, leave her For there's many a worser we've sailed in And it's time for us to leave her And now it's time to say goodbye Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her For the old pierhead's a-drawing nigh And it's time for us to leave her

Hook me up with a pearl, Nebbs!

I do monthly Primal HM runs with a plot based around getting aetheryte readings from the primals for some big purpose that will eventually be revealed. The reason I do HM is to include as many who would like to go as possible. People have trouble with some of the EX primals, especially Titan. I proposed doing EX's and there were some worried about being left out. I'd love to include them in this story line after a certain point, but that would draw it out for much longer than I wanted to go. If you want an RP premise, maybe we can put our heads together and hash something out. I would personally love to RP Leviathan Extreme as part of a resolution of Dogberry's character arc.

WHAT?! I CAN'T HAVE PINKFLY?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE SE! AN OUTRAGE! YOU CAN'T CUT FUNDING ON TRANSPORTATION YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

Sunbreeze Shuffle is the official song of summer for me.

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A tomato based fruit salad is a salsa, btw. You can tell I'm a veteran bard player.

I'll GM, but you'll all have to put up with my GMPC Drow (I mean Duskwight) TWF Double Barrell Pistolero Gunslinger/Witch with prehensile hair.

Did CON get changed to FORT in D&D Next? Dogberry STR - 18 (Strong as a muh-fuh) DEX - 13 (An OK mover for a big guy, but nothing to brag about.) CON - 10 (He has a bit of a glass jaw.) INT - 14 (Much higher than people expect.) WIS - 9 (He makes poor life choices.) CHA - 16 (A likable guy and a decent leader.)

[video=youtube] I've been listening to Coheed and Cambria while I plow through the trades of The Amory Wars comics.

I used to work in an office on Charles Street. It's all a matter of timing and knowing where to park. Worst Case Scenario, Park and Ride on Eastern Boulevarde in Essex and take the 23 or the 40 quickbus. They'll put you within walking distance of the con. Or you could park anywhere along the Light Rail and take that in. Lots of options!

It's practically our motto. Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiit!

It's dawned on me that we've completely hijacked this thread. God damn Baltimore folks can't have anything nice without screwing it up.

I'm from Philadelphia originally, and come from a long line of alcoholics, each alcoholier than the last. Ah, Philly, you mean the town whose biggest hero is a fictional boxer who lost the match?

WHERE ARE YOU I'm from The Dirty D. DUNDALK REPRESENTIN, HON. You cannot drink a Dundalk boy under the table. We live in toxic sludge, we're genetic mutants that can take more abuse than anyone else.

I won't be at Otakon, but I live 20 minutes away from the convention center, so if any of you are dead set on meeting the Living Legend in the flesh we can meet up somewhere. I am quite fond of the Pratt Street Alehouse.

The most important person in Dogberry's life right now is Dhemgeim. His wish, however, would be for Laughing Bird, his ex-fiancee and mother of his child, to come back to life (this is assuming Alladin rules don't apply). Dogberry isn't really sure that he'd go back with her, (in fact, seeing what Dogberry has become might make Laughing Bird not want to get back with him) but he would absolutely want to raise his child with her. I'm sure for Dhemgeim, watching her boyfriend raise a child with another woman would not be pleasant. Especially since he wouldn't even hesitate in making the wish. Ultimately, Dogberry would do it for his son. He is a terrible deadbeat father, but he does care about him in his own way. If Laughing Bird were around, she would at least shame him into doing the right thing.

Felis Mi'qotus is your taxonomical nomenclature. An endothermic biped, omnivorous by nature. Your visual, auditory, and olfactory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations A singular development of Mi'qote communications That obviates a certain hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your ears to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential to your acrobatic talents. You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. My Mi'qote friends, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array Though I may question your sanity I hope you'll comprehend I nonetheless consider you my true and valued friends. - Almost 100% cribbed from Data's Ode to Spot from Star Trek: TNG

Look, I'm just saying. The appeal of Mi'qote is that they're sexy athletic looking cat people, right? But, you know, other races let you play sexy athletic looking people. So if you're super into Mi'qote, odds are it's not the sexy athletic thing that does it for you. (Please note that the views and opinions expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect the views of Dogberry, Inc.)

Mi'qote seem like a lot of fun until you notice their sandpapery tongues. Makes kissing unpleasant. Among other things.

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Sexual tension with Obsidian Hornet?! You poor man! I can't imagine how horrible that must be!