Dogberry

I learned long ago not to trust a dog of the Empress. Ephramad remembers! Shh... lets not bring Aht Urhgan into this... >.> <.< Typical Blue Mage! Our country was laid to ruins, our people starved and oppressed, and you just don't want to talk about it! I won't bow down to your Empress! I will follow Prince Luzaf! Taste my lead, you Immortal dogs! RED THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN! BLACK THE DARK OF AGES PAST! *Mighty Guard* *Level 5 Death* Come at me bro. Those spells aren't even in XI! /ja "Dark Shot" Edgar /ja "Sharpshot" /ws "Slugshot" Edgar

Don't let the title fool you... we're just very VERY sad about the current state of affairs in Eorzea. And also Mages. I learned long ago not to trust a dog of the Empress. Ephramad remembers! Shh... lets not bring Aht Urhgan into this... >.> <.< Typical Blue Mage! Our country was laid to ruins, our people starved and oppressed, and you just don't want to talk about it! I won't bow down to your Empress! I will follow Prince Luzaf! Taste my lead, you Immortal dogs! RED THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN! BLACK THE DARK OF AGES PAST!

Don't let the title fool you... we're just very VERY sad about the current state of affairs in Eorzea. And also Mages. I learned long ago not to trust a dog of the Empress. Ephramad remembers!

All these blue mages makes my Corsair self really uncomfortable. Look out, all you future rogues! Blue Mages are not to be trusted!

For serious. I play my lancer as a whaler. That's pretty far off the beaten path of what the class is meant to be, but it fits.

I've started calling people "kid." Now I'm condescending online AND off.

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... Dogberry, if Yvelont ever marries and you have the honor of officiating, you'd better make damn sure that you learn how to tell which elezen is the bride and which is the groom! Do you hear that? That's the sound of all the ladies dropping at the thought of a Dogberry/Yvelont kiss. Just kidding. They're mentally replacing Dogberry with Berrod.

Exactly! Look, there's no such thing as the perfect wedding. Something ALWAYS happens. Why leave that kind of thing to chance? Hire me, a guy you know is going to screw things up so that everything else will be amazing!

I'm not sure how okay with this I am. I'm sure there are other people out there willing to perform your ceremony, but I can guarantee you they're not nearly as drunk, lecherous, or belligerent as I am.

I've been working on the details of hosting an event based on the Naval tradition of the Court of King Neptune during an equator crossing. That's kind of like a holiday?

And remember, as a captain I'm able to perform your ceremony. But I get to kiss the bride first.

My post apocalyptic alter-ego, Ramone "Ray-Ray" Ramen. I play him all weekend at Dystopia Rising Pennsylvania. Any other DR folks around?

Man, both of those chicks are hot. I freaking choked on my root beer, you bastard. I laughed out loud. As I told Dogberry, though, the earrings Yvelont's wearing are not helping his case in the masculinity department. In my D&D game there's a long-running gag that my character can't tell the difference between male and female elves. This has led to some pretty funny situations where he's made many a elven lad uncomfortable as they spurn his advances. Informing him that they are, in fact, male doesn't really do anything, as he either refuses to believe them or decides that they're just so good looking he doesn't care anymore.

Man, both of those chicks are hot.

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Getting petrified in Turn 7 does at least lead to some cool screenshot opportunities. QUICK WHAT'S BRUCE LEE'S FAVORITE DRINK?! WATAAAAAAA!

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I see I'm late to the thread and that you have more than enough players. So with that I'll wish you luck, omae. May you always remember where you put your shoes and keep out of deals with wizworms.

It's OK, Darling. Nothing hurt but pride.

That's pretty much what happens in my ClarkxGoku slashfic. At first.

Ophelia's a babe. She'll be there. Shame her sister Pripyat can't be on at the same time. Mrrooooooow.

Yeah, burn the magic forest. Worked in Princess Mononoke.

1: Dogberry - Because yeah. Party's lancer and captain of their ship, since every party needs one. 2: Tifa Lockheart (FF7) - Because she's a bonafide badass, can knock your ass out six ways from sunday, serves up a mean drink. Useful for the bar on Syldra's Revenge. 3: Minato Arisato (Persona 3) - The group needs a magic badass. What's a better source of magic than Jungian psychology being blown out of your head with a techno gun thing? 4: Sharla (Xenoblade Chronicles) - Sharla really bucks the gentle healer stereotype of most RPGs. For one, she carries around what looks like a Barret M82a1 .50 Caliber sniper rifle. She'll shoot through a tank to heal you. Not a Paladin kind of tank. An Abrams.